Mr. Hugg1s Vs. FBI

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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:49 pm

This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time, I just could not help but respond. I´m a wanted man...

Shocked

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FEDERAL BUREAU
OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)

FBI SIGNED
AGAINST YOU

DEAR OWNER

YOU FAILED TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVES AND THAT WAS THE REASON WHY WE
DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU ON THE 28th OF DECEMBER AS OUR DIRECTOR HAS ALREADY BEEN
NOTIFIED ABOUT YOU GET THE PROCESS COMPLETED YESTERDAY AND RIGHT NOW THE WARRANT
OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND IT WILL BE CARRIED OUT IN THE NEXT 7
HOURS AS STRICTLY SIGNED BY THE FBI DIRECTOR.

WE HAVE INVESTIGATED AND
FOUND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THE FRAUDULENT DEAL WAS COMMITTED
WITH YOUR INFORMATION'S/IDENTITY AND RIGHT NOW IF YOUR ID IS PLACED ON OUR
WEBSITE AS A WANTED PERSON, I BELIEVE YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL BE A SHAME TO YOU
AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY BECAUSE AFTER THEN IT WILL BE ANNOUNCE IN ALL THE LOCAL
CHANNELS THAT YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI.

AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND A HONEST
MAN, I DECIDED TO SEE HOW I COULD BE OF TO HELP YOU BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE
HAPPY TO SEE YOU END UP IN JAIL AND ALL YOUR
PROPERTIES CONFISCATED ALL
BECAUSE YOUR INFORMATION'S WAS USED TO CARRY OUT A FRAUDULENT TRANSACTIONS, I
CALLED THE EFCC AND THEY DIRECTED ME TO A PRIVATE ATTORNEY WHO COULD HELP YOU
GET THE PROCESS DONE AND HE STATED THAT HE WILL ENDORSE, SIGN AND STAMP THE
DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $42.00USD ONLY AND I BELIEVE THIS PROCESS IS CHEAPER FOR
YOU.

YOU NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE WITHIN TODAY AND TOMORROW TO GET
THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE OUR DIRECTOR HAS CALLED TO INFORM ME THAT THE WARRANT
OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND ONCE IT HAS BEEN APPROVED, THEN THE
ARREST WILL BE CARRIED OUT, AND FROM OUR INVESTIGATIONS WE LEARN THAT YOU WERE
THE PERSON THAT FORWARDED YOUR ID TO ONE IMPOSTOR/FRAUDSTERS CALLED DR PETER
MOORE LAST TWO MONTHS WHEN HE HAD A DEAL WITH YOU ABOUT THE TRANSFER OF SOME
ILLEGAL FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF $5,000,000.00
USD.

I PLEADED ON YOUR BEHALF SO THAT THIS AGENCY COULD GIVE YOU
THE
25/03/2013 BEING NEXT TOMORROW SO THAT YOU COULD GET THIS PROCESS DONE
BECAUSE I LEARN THAT YOU WERE SENT SEVERAL E-MAIL WITHOUT GETTING A RESPONSE
FROM YOU, PLEASE BEAR IT IN MIND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO
HELP YOU AT THIS MOMENT OR YOU WOULD HAVE TO FACE THE LAW AND ITS CONSEQUENCES
WITH IT HAS BEFALL ON YOU.

YOU WOULD MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH MONEY GRAM
OR WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THE BELOW
DETAILS.

RECEIVER NAME- JOSEPH Simon
COUNTRY IS /
BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY ADDRESS IS
/COTONOU
QUESTION- IN GOD?
ANSWER- WE
TRUST
.MTCN.............................
AMOUNT=====$42.00
USD
SENDERS
NAME=====

SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO ME WHICH ARE SENDERS NAME AND
ADDRESS, MTCN NUMBER, TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER USED AND THE AMOUNT
SENT.

MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T HESITATE MAKING THE PAYMENT DOWN TO THE
AGENCY BY TODAY BEING THE 15th SO THAT THEY COULD HAVE THE CERTIFICATE
ENDORSED, SIGNED AND STAMPED IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

AFTER
ALL THIS PROCESS HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT, THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO PROCEED TO THE BANK
FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF
$9,000,000.00 USD WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO YOU ALL THIS
WHILE.

NOTE/ ALL THE CRIMES AGENCIES HAS BEEN CONTACTED
ON THIS
REGARDS AND WE WOULD USE YOUR ADDRESS WHICH IS STATED WITH US AND YOUR ID TO
TRACE YOU IF YOU DISREGARD THIS INSTRUCTIONS.

THANKS FOR YOUR
CO-OPERATION.

THANKS AS I WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE
RESPECTIVELY
AGENT ROBERT WALKER

FBI
SPECIAL AGENT
E-MAIL:[email protected]
PHONE ++229-68436805
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
(FBI)

The answer

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Yes it was me, I have no problems and my director probably can not do as much anymore as he has no freedom at all anymore! I regret nothing will you come and get me, you are welcome to try. But first, you shall find me losers! The money I have taken over and he will live life, happy days! you will never find me.

Hug00 Hugg1s

can not imagine that I get an answer, but I can always hope! Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

That is one awesome FBI letter!

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:45 am

"Miles" got the same mail.

His Response ;

Quote:

Agent Walker,

I'm not entirely sure how you happened upon my S.O.E email address, but to be frank, that's about the only clever thing you've managed.

As usual, some half-trained F.B.I. grunt (no offence intended to yourself) has gone off half-cocked, with only partial information, & without checking through the correct channels.

All of the "package deliveries", "special renditions", "neutralisations" etc. I've carried out have been with the full authority of everyone relevant at MI5 (from Sir Jonathan Evans down) , and often with ministerial oversight. Where applicable, the F.B.I. have been fully informed & updated (through F.B.I. liason officer Wendell Stark).

It seems to me that if you F.B.I. goons spent as much time gathering proper intelligence, and less time pushing paper 'round a desk & "strictly signing" half-baked extradition orders, the world would be a much better place.

Now be a good grunt, contact F.B.I. liason officer Wendell Stark (like you should've done in the first place), then come back to me with a damn good grovelling apology.

Alternatively, send an agent to try capturing me, and I will personally send them back to your office in a Union Jack liveried bodybag.

I await that apology with much interest.

God Save The Queen

Special Operations Officer Miles Axelrod, MI5 .

Not optimistic about a reply, but you never know !

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:38 am

Brilliant! I have a lot to learn! bow_down