kamikaze lad wants to buy grates - back for round 2

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Does anyone here "handle some grates", or just like reporting stolen credit cards? He's all yours.

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from: John Gillan <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]
to: John Gillan <[email protected]>
bcc: administrator AT scamwarners.com
date: Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 2:51 PM
subject: Request For Grates

Hello Sir/Madam
My name is John Gillan Working with William & Son Ltd and I do understand that you Handle some Grates. If you do sell them email me with the Model that you have With Sizes and their prices range On each. I will also like to know if you do accept Credit Card as a form of payment. Thank you

Best Regards
John Gillan

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:45 pm

Just sent

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Dear Sir

Received your email regarding Grates, it just so happens that I can get you as many as you require

Elephant Grate...........................$150.00 per unit

Monkey Grate.............................$150.00 per unit

Parrot Grate..............................$200.00 per unit

those of course are the top of the range we can do smaller grates at a lower price but those come with no gaurantee

Yes we do accept any major Credit Cards

Look forward to doing business with you

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Grate! I mean . . . Great!

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:23 pm

Epstein Inq. carries urinal grates in a wide variety of materials Thumbs up

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^That is funny! Maybe he needs some mints to go with them.

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:53 pm

Part of my reply to him...

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We can offer you three models of grates, all manufactured from wrought iron:

A. Style 'Alexander'

B. Style 'Alfred'

C. Style 'Ferdinand'

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Here's another. Woody Allen isn't looking to buy grates, but I bet you could sell him some. Note that the email says August 2012, but I just received it.

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from: Mr.Wood <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]
to: administrator AT scamwarners.com
date: Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 10:08 AM
subject: Inquiry

Dear,

Having gone through your listed products, we offer great interest to do a purchase agreement with your company. Please get back to us with the following information

Please Quote.

1. Prices FOB

2. Payment terms

3. Delivery Period

5. Specified delivery date assuming from the Date of Order.

Please your quick reply will be highly appreciated

Regards,

Mr. Woody Allen
Purchasing Operations Manager.
NCR Corporation

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

@Ima, I hope he's grate full for all the business you send him.

To the ingrate john.gillan
Dear Sir

Having received your email regarding Grates, I have checked inventory and we have a large surplus of stainless steel- storm grates, sewer grates and cheese grates.
How many will you require?
I await your reply.
Migh.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

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cheese grates

and your other puns made me laugh.

This is a grate bait!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Anyone selling grate baits fishing lures?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:59 pm

Oh why not.Just offered him some Alexander grates,Catherine grates,and a special bargain on some Grate Gatsbys I am trying to move Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:57 am

How punny!

This all seems all grate and dandy (Yes, I know it is probably starting to grate on you!), but has anyone yet procured some Credit Cards from him? If so, Grate! If not... my turn!

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:00 pm

Grater is he that is in you ... JB-D is going to send a reply a bit later (he's still in bed) but I'm not going to post it here for the world to see.

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:08 pm

^^^ I guess we're Grate-ful that you didn't post it VX.

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:27 pm

Apparently he's read my email but hasn't bothered to reply yet. What an Ingrate.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

From the Easy Squeezy Cheesy and sewer Grater Co.

Hello John,
Thank you for your interest in our fine SS cheese graters.
We have available for immediate shipping world wide the following.
x small ss cheese graters, moq- 1000-$10.00 US.
small ss cheese graters, moq- 1000-$20.00 US
medium ss cheese graters, moq- 1000-$30.00 US
Large ss cheese graters, moq- 500- $60.00 US
Xlarge ss cheese graters, moq- 500- $95.00 US
We also have the super sized deluxe SS electric 10 lbs a min.cheese graters moq-1- $3,000.00 US.

Please let me know if I can be of any more assistance.
Sales Manager
Migh

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:48 pm

He bit..... Laughing

he sent this to me

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Okay can you get the sizes range as well as images of them then i will get back to you with Quantity needed, Thank you

so i googled a few pics attached them and sent it back

he replied with this

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Hello ,
Thank you for your soonest respond, I am interested in the Monkey Grate $150.00 and i will like you to email me with a Quote for the total cost of 40 quantity, Thank you

Best Regards
John Gillan

Game On.... Exclamation

ETA I'm replying with this

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Thank you for your interest

Your quote is

Monkey Grate.............$150.00 per unit

Monkey Grate x 40 would be $ 6000.00

less 10 % for bulk $ 600.00

Total cost $ 5400.00
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So I can also arrange the shipping as well with a reputable company if you so desire. if you wish a quote for the shipping I am sure that I can come up with a good deal for you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

Easy Squeezy needs help.

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Hello ,
Thank you for your soonest respond, I am interested in the Xlarge ss cheese graters, moq- 500- $95.00 US and i will like you to email me with a Quote for the total cost of 60 quantity, Thank you

Best Regards

Hello John.
I would very much like to give you a quote for 60 of our Xl SS cheese graters.
The quote for
60-Xl SS cheesegraters @ $95.00 US comes to a total of $5,700.00 US.
If this is agreeable with you. Upon payment we will pack and ready said order and await your instructions for pick or delivery.

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Hello Migh,
Thank you for the reply , Well i am okay with the total price regarding the 60 quantity Xl SS cheese graters , I will like you to contact Express Road Shipping & Logistics Via their email [ [email protected] or Website www.expressroadshippinglogistics.com ] with your store location,the total weight on the Grates with the delivery address below and request for a freight quote. Please let me know how much it will cost me in totality to have these Grates to the address below .

The delivery address is as Follows :
Ive,<snip>
Athens Greece

And as soon as you get the freight quote email me back with the grand total.Hope to hear from you soon.

So should I just give him any freight quote. Total it up and send it back?

Ps; If I post to much out here let me know asap and I'll snip it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Fake courier site. Laughing

Please post it in the fake sites forum. Use the domain name for the subject line and in the body of the post, put a link to the site, and a link to this thread.

If you want to kill it yourself, mimicat, you can get plenty of help. Otherwise, mark it as "please kill" and then set the state to "add to DB".

Here's the whois info on the domain: http://whois.domaintools.com/expressroadshippinglogistics.com

Edit: Oops, gerald.fird already beat us to it. It's posted here and already in the DB if you want to report it: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=230203

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:31 pm

Are you sure he said "grates"? Wink

I would swear he said "grapes". Surely someone here has many varieties of grapes to sell him. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:55 pm

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***EXPRESS ROAD SHIPPING & LOGISTICS***

Dear Valid Customer ,

Thank you for your interest in using Express Road Shipping & Logistics for your shipping needs and services,Well I will need the following information to be able to get you the cost for the shipping of the Units

(1)Pick Up Location :- .

(2)Delivery Location :- .

(3)Total Weight and the Dimension of the Units that Need to be Pick Up .

And With these Information i will be able to get you the cost for the shipping of your Units from your location to the delivery location .

Thank you Once again for Using Express Road Shipping & Logistics for your shipping needs and services, We serve you better to your fullest satisfactory and we are your shipping needs .

Thank You
Mr Danlad
Shipping Department.
Tobinco Freight Logistics
www.tobincofreightlogistics.com

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That's clever! Whoever did this is either well rehearsed or well scripted

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:42 pm

He expressed no interest in my Grate Gatsby's.And such a bargain.He does want to strike a deal for my Alexander Grates though Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:20 am

Goodness Gracious(I am saddened that no one has offered him)Grate Balls of Fire.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:14 am

Do you have any bootleg tapes of Grateful Dead concerts?

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