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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:20 am |
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You know you've been a baiter too long when...
You know it is your baiting characters birthday based on the DOB you always send out to lads. My baiting character is 68 today
That is it now, I don't think I could ever return to RL, they wouldn't have me back |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
(Grand Total 1,262) |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:29 am |
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I use my cousin's birth date because it's the only B'day other than my own I can remember without looking it up. LOL. I change the year though. |
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:10 am |
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You know that you've been a baiter for too long when...
... You start writing real-life complaint and suggestion forms in your baiter alias...
Regarding DOB, my character is born 29/2, it's easy to remember and no lad has noticed yet. |
_________________ x13
"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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YKnott
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Mar 2013
Posts: 172
Location: seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:43 pm |
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You know that you've been a baiter for too long when...
...you find yourself only half - watching the movie because that last scene gave you a really good idea for your characters life story . |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:29 pm |
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Regarding DOB, my character is born 29/2, it's easy to remember and no lad has noticed yet. |
Yes but do you claim to have been born in a leap year? |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:02 am |
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my Skype always shows a rash of birthdays on 1st january and April 19th. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:53 am |
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You pick up the telephone, and talk in one of your character's voices.
"Hello, Fool! This is Colonel Abote. What do you want?'" |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:36 am |
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^^^^
Or even worse when you come to the realisation that your baiting character gets more phone calls a day than the RL you... or is that just me |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
(Grand Total 1,262) |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:21 am |
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You know you've been a baiter too long when... |
That's just sad. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:12 am |
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....you've lost track of how many of these threads you've posted in over the years.
And when you use 'modalities' in everyday conversation. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:22 am |
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....you laugh at Barristers and Doctors with funny names and your geographical knowledge of west Africa is much appreciated in the local Pub Quiz |
_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:01 am |
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...You are Proud to be called a Master Baiter! |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Posted:
Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:24 am |
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...when your Boss forwards an email to you, asking if this is real, and must once again reassure him he is not collecting $6.9M |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:51 am |
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... When you get an email at work and scan the domain WHOIS data and headers before you actually read the mail. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:58 pm |
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You try to sway co-workers to your idea by telling them it is "100% risky free". |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
Code:
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Crocomire
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several
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Posted:
Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:24 pm |
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... you perk up and grin when your friend mentions they got a weird email the other day. |
_________________ 4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) x 4 x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations." |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:47 pm |
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You keep making your kids take pictures holding signs for various events. (Happy Birthday, Grandma! etc.)
. . . and have to resist making them a funny. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:24 am |
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When you've had lads make birthday / anniversary / holiday gift pictures for your friends (i.e. Happy Birthday Mary or Happy Anniversary Jane & John) |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:35 am |
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A friend mentions he got a scam email and you say, "forward it to me . . . please!" |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:16 am |
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When you wake up (naked) in an unnamed forum administrators basement with duct tape around your wrists and a ball gag in your mouth. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:01 pm |
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@Pastor Frank - I believe that is "you know it's Thursday when...." |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:44 pm |
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WHEN YOU SIGN YOUR EMAILS AND FB POSTS "REMAIN BLESS" AND USE ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:54 pm |
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@IM_Dumm
It really gets weird after that. Friday is lotion day, I always look forward to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:24 pm |
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Ick.
Now I need to go take another shower 'cause I feel so dirty. |
_________________ - 229
X 6
X 5
X 1
Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:52 pm |
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I laugh inside everytime I pass the WU where I shop.I also think that Muhammed Martala airport is some how nearby when people ask me where the airport is.
And PF,your infatuation with Slightly is OK.These are different times than when we were young. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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