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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:30 pm

"We are a illegitimate business headquartered in London UK"

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:31 pm

Me:

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Dear Nyanath,
I had to work overtime again today. I couldn't go to the bank
duruing my lunch break because we worked straight through it. The
company is on a "Hard Push" into the weekend. That means long hours
and little food until the weekend. I will go to the bank tomorrow if
they let me out soon enough to get there before they close. I really
can't take time off work to come to Senegal. I really wouldn't be able
to afford it anyway. By the time I get a passport you could be here
already.
Love,
Bernie

Darling:

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Hello Bernie

Be careful the way you cross the road when going to deposit the money so that Trailer will not kill you. because i dreamed where you died this year,

Nya

Hunh???

ETA: I sent this reply:

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Dear Nyanath,
I seldom remember my dreams. Today we worked 12 hours straight.
I've only eaten snacks all day. I'm so tired and hungry I could eat
the asshole out of an Elephant. I'm going to get something to eat and
go to bed. 4AM will not be a kind hour tomorrow.
Love,
Bernie

I think the Lad might be a bit testy:

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Hello Bernie.

I am sorry about your hunger today which almost lead you to eat the asshole of Elephant. but it's better you eat scorpion asshole and keep dying than Elephant asshole.

I wish you huge trans4mer while transferring the amount in which my dreams come to pass as an otepu you are for honoring my call.

Adieu for you

Nya

What did I do??? LOL.

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:21 am

(from a loan scammer)

?????????????

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We are direct to a genuine and reliable Financial Organization, without broker chain or chauffeur driven offer. Please contact me for more information related to any of aforementioned offer.

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:51 am

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... correspondence with the bank, both snail and electronic mail are not delivered to postal address but stored on encrypted server at the bank office.

The post office offers electronic encrypted delivery now? I'm impressed.

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:19 am

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Please i am writing you this email because of my family that was Short dead by the politician people my mother, father and my two brothers were all kill at one point and at that time i and my brother were in school by that moment and we were the two people who survive from that sad event.

So as soon as i heard the sad event i came home with brother and i was told by one old woman that those who kill my parents and my brother were still after i and brother to kill so i should escape and i took my father broth case and came to Ghana to look for beneficiary that will handover my father property because my father has deposited a fun at eagle Security company here in Ghana.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Pass the Preparation H!!! Shocked

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I have done mine,treat your own end

Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

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you know i receive from Royal bank of Scotland, they were saying that you wrote them to get the previous mail they sent to you which was at a world, base on this i am going to send it to you again

First lad in space? Does that come with a prize?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I found this one yesterday and he is already trying to get my money.

Quote:

no baby am trying to use u for money my love..

Got this in a PM a while ago

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i email you black

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

The lad I'm baiting uses custom domains for emails from the "bank". I've killed three of them so far. This time when I killed the domain, the lad went quiet for a few days. Today I got this:

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I sorry for my late response i was not feeling too good so the doctor laced me on a bed rest over the weekend and i will like to know if the bank as reached you.

I guess he was tied up.

And, it sounds like he got another domain. I can't wait to hear from the bank. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This one has run out of 2 line mails now.

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Honey am fine and you?
Am from NEW YORK.
Am a student.
I wise to have your number.
But i did not have a cell phone.
BABE.
I will be happy to get one.
HONEY.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

From a lad waiting on my payment:

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We do not expect the bank transfer slip

No problem! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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babe.am not happy the reason is because i need some money to get handout.
i did not have any money with me.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:39 am

A Geographically confused Lad wrote:

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Precisely, we wish to bring to your notice that during our routine surveillance this morning in USA, POLAND, EUROPE, FINLAND, UNITED KINGDOM, ASIA AND AFRICA

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:43 pm

Damn! All fused and dripping. What is a good love to do???

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Hello My Dearest love,
Goodmorning to you my dear love Jerome. How are you today, hope you are fine. Yes my computer is now fine. Like i told you before that, i am using one of the computer in the hospital which they doctor gave to me. No body will enter inside my box again because, i am now using a new computer from the hosital and this one was giving to me by the doctor. Please my dear love, i am not fusing you to send the money to them by western union, is because of what the bank management say, that you will send the money to western unionto save the time and for the bank's lawyer Barr. Christain to immediately get the re-activation/Signing of my late father's money in the court and get the clearance certificate in time and hand it over to the bank for the transferring of my father's money to your account. So please i am not fusing you okay. whatever you did now is okay by me but, at least we have to follow up the order from the bank please. Well, let us see what they bank's lawyer Barr. Christain will say over it today. Please, i don't mean to hurt you but is because of the order from the bank management to their bank's lawyer Barr. Christain. So, hope to hear from you again and i pray that, bank's lawyer Barr. Christain will get you account for the transferring of the money to him. anything you hear from him lease let me know because, i will be taking some drips now which may last till four hours only. Hope to hear from you my dear love. I love you with all my heart.

My greet to your parents and Awaiting for your urgent response.
Your true love,
Cynthia

Glad nobody will enter her box again either!!! LOL.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my new ones just told me this.

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those boys now just want to get you fuck and drop you

And Lydia says

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dear my love

love is how love gose
i love you
yours kiss

Toby some how came up with this from my mail.

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so, u just want us to be sex mates? to live apart or together?

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:17 pm

Gotta love this lad. He approached my reverend with the usual trunk box scam but I acted dumb and asked him where the cash was coming from. I love the second half of his email.

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Note. You have only from today to Thursday to send your information, from Friday I will not be on Easter holidays to come back on 7th of April, we are in the holy week and I am a catholic, we don’t joke with holy week, so if you really want to start receiving your fund before Easter, then follow my instruction very quick

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

No time to west with all those fraud stars out there Laughing

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Please you need to do fast and send me the Mtcn Number because the fraud star can pick it up. We dont need to west anytime.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

So many names!

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Hello my name is wayne duckett am single and looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with.. I was just browsing through your page and i found your profile interesting and i decided to write you an email to see how it goes, if you are interested get back to me with your email or cell phone so that we can get to know more about eachother.. Happy Esther.. Thanks
Jaymme

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:19 pm

For friends & family:

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MY DEAR HAPTBY EZTER FOR THE DAY

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:56 am

Don't know if this qualifies as Goofy or just a good Rant:

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Dear Bernhard
this mail below i recived from Mr Williams Natwest bank london and it was
his inquiry he made from Money gram USA and i read all the reply from US Moneygram
and i have confirm you are typically wicked and full of forgery ,how do you lie you sent money to Mr Williams with fake code you sent after inqure Money they check thier system
and responded that the number is invalid and asking Williams to contact sender to get corect code .You still return with extra lies saying money is picked ,look you are setting the issue in total confusion. IF CODE u send was true Moneygram will confirm is correct but money have been picked as old transaction.why do u keep talk bullisht??
listen i am disguested in you and for this reason i am going to contact Mr William to cancel the bank draft issued in your name ,and forget about you cos no atom of love nor
truth in you ,u are a gold digger.........please stop wasting my time and doubling my sorrows and worries .
Byeee

Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

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I am a father and father of kids,i prefer to spend the time i have on earth with my kids than scamming.I know how it feels to get ripped off your hard earned money.

That's good, you'll be used to it when it happens again soon.

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I want to inform you that my duty is to guide and protect you until you receive your fund in a save hand, i am father and have family too who look up to me. I will never do anything to scam innocent citizen of our their hard earned money, i know you are feeling skeptical,but do not let your skepticism cover your charisma for this transaction.

These little gems from family man Dr Fred Martin while asking for money via WU to get my scam recovery fund.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:59 am

I so love a lad who can wax lyrical (even if he is a bit racist against Egyptians).

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i was lead by holy spirit to write you in the first place.that means that God has remembered you it is time for
your miracle.your situation this hour shall turn to a blessing,The Egyptians you see today you shall see them
no more i command the pherohs army that are holding your progress to be swallowed by red see this moment
in jesus name

brethren, for the sake of christ, what ever you can scratch out.so that this people will not die
the are being pesecuted because of christianity, .Personaly i voluntied my life for them and i know the it is well

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:33 pm

^Isn't he about a week late with that quote?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I like trying to turn baits with stubborn banker type lads into romance baits. This one is slowly taking the romance angle I've opened up for him, but he sucks at it.

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Good to hear you are not married and do please let me know the position of things at your end cause i will like us to get this done so i can come over to see you and have a good talk with you and know if we can romance.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:36 pm

Juliet sent me two more nice rants:

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You typical fraudster/liar .byee ,i already told Mr Williams to cancel the check cos
you are dishonest person and fraudster , so stop talk bulshit
byee

And then:

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Liar you said u sent money and that wiliams recived ,and u and your Justin tas is only person to confirm u sent money ,but US moneygram office in UK USA Head office said the code is invalid .show u didnt sent noting but forge money gram paper and asking William go take the dhl charges ,u are a disgrace , byeeee
gold digger , as long you didnt sent any money to natwest ,for dhl delivery ,there is no way you will be send the bank check so ,keep off on writing further

Of course that must get a reply:

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So you are just taking the word of the Liar Mr. Williams? Fine trusting woman you turned out to be.

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