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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:47 pm |
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My Lovely darling Bernie, Assalamu alaikum...
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Assalamu alaikum- Compound Verb, meaning to please kill my bank accounts.
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:42 pm |
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costumer, n. A dressed-up victim. |
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unwashed
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 Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Tonion
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 61
Location: in a traffic jam
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:18 am |
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I have this gem form Senator Mark Jhon:
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| Have you filled the form now send it back to me so that i will get everything done asap.when the money 20,000$ is received in the spain bank account i will send you the well regista document because i have started with it and i have well regista goods in the nigeria Goverment |
Well Regista: the official government document that allows you to export laptops and iPads to Nigeria. It has only a minimum cost of 20,000 dolla |
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Go to your kitchen and get a knife..put is on the gas to allow it hot and become red.then slot it right inside your anus.
BIG FOOL
What baffles me is, how Jobless you can be to be doing all this and what do you derives in playing Games with me.
You are very stupid man why will you put money inside the box when you know that they will check in the airport?
Accra to Benin |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:37 pm |
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| donthave an account here in the uk because i only came to the uk to oversea Mrs monique properties and iill soon be going back to syecheles after completeing this process with her |
syecheles - A feeling of lad frustration over having all his mule checking accounts compromised |
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 x8     < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
 x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:06 pm |
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| There are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in Africa. |
kacker (noun): Despised thief who deprives another despised thief of money by using a komputer. |
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+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+  (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier.  Who knew? |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:48 am |
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| We have just received a message from our qgent that the control number is not correct. |
qgent, n. Someone a lad sends to Western Union or Money Gram to pick up money. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Crocomire
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several
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Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:19 am |
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| Hello [FIRSTNAME][LASTNAME], |
[FIRSTNAME][LASTNAME] - n. a widely used lad term of endearment and familiarity with a person, much like "buddy" or "trusted brother in Christ." |
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4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) x 4  x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations." |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:13 am |
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Diplomatic Disciplinery Unit
Attn: Beneficiary.
First I must apologize for contacting you if you find my help not worthy. My problem is that I hate to see people being cheated for no reason. I am a junior staff at the UN liaison office here in Africa and while going through some of the files ... |
a) Diplomatic Disciplinery Unit - A special branch of the UN for sanctioning judicial beatings OR a special branch of the UN which specialises in sending diplomats on wild goose chases to deliver boxes which never seem to clear customs.
b) Beneficiary. Maga or alternatively and from a lad's viewpoint, me. |
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 LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:19 pm |
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| Listen and listen very well; After the meeting with the fraud commission today we conculded that your personal information such as below will be EXPOSE and BROCAST over GOOGLE NEWS,INTERNET NEWS, BBC NEWS ETC AND CABLES/CHANNEL NEWS as one of the most sacmmer, frauds,money lundary and drugs in this country....and you must end up in Jail, that is to say that you will be sentencing to life imprisonment for allowing yourself to be use in this matter which you know is evil and the authority of this country does not accept it, not only that but your BANK ACCOUNT inculding everyone in your family,s BANK ACCOUNT must also be close; your property anyway must be CONFISCATE and your DRIVEN LICENSE AND ANY VALID ID SHOULD BE REDMARK as CAPITAL FRAUDSTER. |
Brocast: Bro·cast, n (bró·cást)
Def:
1. Be exposed as a possible lad and have it broadcast to the world.
2. Mass mail some unfortunate lad's personal cell phone number to hundreds of his chums. Send out imaginative insults to hundreds of lads.
Etymology def 2. : See below. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:41 am |
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Bro-cast:noun-the results of Big X's phone chain. |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116 
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
  
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 Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Crocomire
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several
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Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:01 am |
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URGENT MASSAGE - n. A massage that needs to be done in a hurry; e.g. a lad is in a rush to receive the happy ending.
(Did you see what I did there, it was like a play on words, happy ending as in like a payment... Sigh) |
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4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) x 4 x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations." |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:28 am |
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| Bro-cast:noun-the results of Big X's phone chain. |
Added that. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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