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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
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Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:52 pm |
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Right, your floor is now turned clockwise by 45 degrees, so now it's very easy to move your furniture around.
I wish I was Bobby Ewing's son. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) 
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:07 am |
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Granted, you are Fester Ewing, Bobby Ewing's son. But this is a real Bobby Ewing of Ogallala Nebraska. Your profession is cattle inseminator which you do by hand. You have won many awards son of Bobby Ewing.
I wish to be armed and gregarious!! |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:36 am |
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Granted, you now have three arms and are a Grigoryan Monk. Enjoy.
I wish for a glass of water. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:14 am |
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Granted! You are now holding a glass of water. However, I can't say how safe it is to drink - I got it from the Hudson River.
I wish my catcher inbox would start getting risky free offers again! |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:35 am |
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Granted. They are all e-mails from your senile grandmother asking about the boat cactus. No risks at all answering the question.
I wish I always knew the difference between right and wrong. |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:06 am |
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Granted. You are blessed with an over active conscience and a civil partner of your choice that will gladly, frequently, and actively let you know when you are wrong. Mazel tov on your wedded bliss.
I wish I could sneeze or cough right now without my throat feeling like I just swallowed razor blades. 
I will even settle for the novocaine rinse actually doing its damn job right about now. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:27 pm |
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Granted. You have no pain, but you just can't stop sneezing and coughing. You eventually choke.
I wish my students had half a brain. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:55 pm |
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Granted, they all have half a brain cause they are zombies. They are now coming after your brain.
I wish zombies were more polite, like saying "thank you" after they are done eating you. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:51 am |
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Denied, because they would no longer be Zombies, they would be DebonAires and that name was already taken.
I wish flying didn't cost so much so I could do it more often. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:29 am |
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Seems like my students have always been zombies, never quite noticed that.
Anyway, granted, Genie grants you the ability to fly. Upwards only.
I wish for a great, big, nice, comfortable, working, legal, fast car. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:18 am |
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Granted. Too bad you will never be able to afford the gas for your new 3 story jet propelled condo-car legal in the state of Illusionois, which is next to the state of Misury.
I wish to travel to other galaxies |
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THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:41 pm |
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Granted! Good luck finding spare parts once your Risky Free Go-N-E-Where Space Shuttle (manufactured in Abuja, Nigeria) starts to give trouble.
I wish for a new outfit to wear next week. |
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"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:16 am |
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Granted. Your new outfit comes from the fashion line of Ed Gein. However this fashion line only attracts the attention of your local police dept.
I wish my cat was a bit smarter than she actually is. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:06 am |
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Granted. Actually it is now smarter than YOU. Enjoy eating from a bowl and using the sandpit, while your cat has locked you out.
I wish I had a bigger brain with more synapses and more good thoughts and ideas in it. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:58 am |
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Granted! The bees are all alive and need a place to stay. Maybe that spare room of yours is just the place for them to invade..I mean, stay.
I wish people could be happy. |
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"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:36 pm |
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Granted. Everyone is now taking Bob Dylan seriously, first song on the player: Everybody Must Get Stoned. Have fun dudes.
I wish this week would hurry along. |
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All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:07 pm |
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Granted. In order to try to hurry up so the week has decided to start all over again.
I wish I wasn't mad. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:11 am |
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Granted, you are declared crazy by the powers that be. Enjoy the padded cell.
I wish I could speed read for the time I was off Eater. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:26 pm |
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Granted, you can now speedread quite well. However because of a bad output folder configuration your brain is immediately overloaded. You now see "?out of memory error" blinking if front of your eyes permanently. Enjoy the entertainment. Oh btw, just saying "new" doesn't change anything as you can't see any cursor.
I wish to have last week's Saturday back. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:42 pm |
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Granted. You have been sent back to March 30th and Sofia, Bulgaria the year of our Lord 1944. Please find a happy place.... you will definitely need one. I would suggest air raid shelters.
I wish this coffee would kick in. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:01 pm |
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Granted, if jumps out of your cup and kicks you between the legs. Then moves on to your face to kick you some more. Do you feel better now?
I wish to be a green frog with a crown on his head. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:18 pm |
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Granted, I now am the king of the frogs. No lady kisses me, unfortunately, so I never actually turn into a beautiful prince. Darn it.
I wish I knew what the beautiful easter egg in my signature is supposed to tell me. |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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