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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:41 pm |
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I think my lad might be flying out to Vegas so he can drive to a Nevada Ghost town and retrieve a Garden Gnome filled with $160k in cash.
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let me know how i am going to get to your house and give me the full address,its las vegas close to your town or reno is the closest.let me know |
Oh please, please let this happen.
edit to add - I have given my lad directions on how to get to my imaginary house. Should he follow these directions he will land up square in the middle of Death Valley ( not a nice place to end up in the middle of). I am going to try and get the police involved once I get his flight information, so there might just be a shiny badge in my future (But I am getting ahead of myself). |
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Khrrelv
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Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:33 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
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Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:29 pm |
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Ok my friend.how do i get to contact the limo service because my fiancee will be coming over today or tommorrow to check on you .pls how do i contact the limo service in las vegas.pls give me how to contact them.Pls sleep well and may aunty bea rest in peace.waiting to talk to jay now..He will soon be online to chat with me
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His "fiance" lives in Alabama, and I have managed to close two of "her" bank accounts. I told the POS that I had no need of his fiance, I want HIM to show up. He needs to help my 16 year old child who is in jail for selling heroin and meth to 8 year old kids and to protect me from Mr. Sn0rky and the Banana Splits who are trying to kill me (They already put a car bomb in my car that blew up when my dear Aunt Bea went out to start it.)
I will be sooooo happy if this one happens. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:57 pm |
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Nice. The fallout will be spectacular if you can get him to safari. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you. |
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Agent1002
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Posts: 442
Location: USA
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Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:30 am |
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Scotty's castle is nice..
http://www.nps.gov/deva/historyculture/scottys-castle.htm |
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Narcisschism
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
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Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:00 pm |
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I have a few questions. Where is he claiming to be at? Do you have access to his IP information?
I'm just curious if he plans on going himself or sending another "fiance" or friend.
Best of luck! |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:16 pm |
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He claims to be in the UK but his IP traces back to Lagos, Nigeria. I told him in no uncertain terms that with everything going on around my house this was no place for a woman. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:10 pm |
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He's flying from Nigeria? I wonder what he'll tell the airport authorities when they ask the purpose of his visit.
If this safari happens, it will truly be epic. Fingers crossed...
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:32 pm |
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from our chat
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rollan kelly: do you think i should tell your dad about the monewy so he can safe keep it for you
rollan kelly: or do you think i should travel down to silverpeak and pick it fro you for safe keeping
Jay: yes, you should travel down here
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Still keeping fingers crossed. He might be sending one of his associates in the states after it though.
On the bright side, he has agreed to send my sixteen year old son who is rotting in Shawshank Juvenile Detention Center a carton of luckies. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:31 pm |
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My hopes for an air safari have been smashed. Our idiot lad sent this to the "dad"
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I want you to know that you are very good friend and i dont need any money from you.I am only doing this for you because of the way you have been talking to me and like i said i have things to discuss with you..Jay is hiding the remaining money inside a garden gnome in th front yard and that is what have been wanting to discuss with you all this time but wanted to do it on chat.i just want your family safe but its like you dont trust me..If i wasnt trustworthy ,i wont be telling you anything like this........i am someone you needed to trust and i dont think you trust me enough.I dont need any of your money and i am only wanting your safety.
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The rat bastage was supposed to keep our chats a secret, not tell my dad. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:00 pm |
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In the LOL departmenet, this lad in chat
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Rollan: U don't even sound like a deaf man
Penfold: how does a deaf man sound?
Rollan: I type like a man tht is not deaf |
He is mad at me and thinks I am a bad father because I am trying to get my son the death penalty for selling drugs. Or maybe he is mad at me because ever since we met his bank accounts have been evaporating. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Posted:
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:19 pm |
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Bummer about the safari. Getting a lad streaded in Death Valley where it can be 130 degrees in the shade and no water for 100 miles in any direction would be quite the accomplishment. |
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