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Appel_Sas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23
Location: ANONYMOUS
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Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:18 pm |
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I open up my inbox and lo and behold, the shortest scam ever seen, by the laziest scammer ever - the mailer's address was longer than the content
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_________________ 1) Safari scammers to North Korea (or some other communist country)
2) They get detained
3) ???
4) PROFIT!
Just because I studied in the university of trollington and have a masters in trolling, doesn't mean I will troll good people. I can use it against spammers and scientologists instead!
JUST SO I DONT FORGET MY EMAIL ID IS
akaimurasakiaoi
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:35 am |
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Three word speed baiting....
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You: "ARE YOU SURE?" |
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You: "OK. WHAT NOW?" |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Karl_Ranseier
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 423
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:26 am |
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Lad: "SEND ME FEE!" |
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YOU: "TO WHICH BANK?" |
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Lad: "USE WESTERN UNION!" |
to be continued ... |
_________________ rowIand 0bimdike: YOU MUST BE CRAZY AND MAD. GO TO HELL SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU. DON'T EVER WRITE ME AGAIN. YOU THINK YOU CAN JOKE WITH ME. EVEN I DID NOT GO TO THE HOTEL. I JUST WROTE TO YOU THAT I WENT BUT I DIDN'T. I AM ON MY HOME. SO GO AND PICH UP YOUR ROUTHLESS MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.
So you where not really at the hotel? |
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:17 am |
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Often when they are that short, it's nothing more than an attempt to get past the spam/keyword filters. |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:13 pm |
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You: "WESTERN ONION NO"
Lad: "MAKE TRANSFER NOW"
You: "BANK ACCOUNT NEEDED"
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_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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