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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:16 pm |
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We've got various ladism threads. So here you can give your own interpretation on lad misspellings and malapropisms.
I'll kick off with this gem I just came across.
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2013 SCAM VICTIM REMENBURSMENT |
Remenbursment: Re·men·burs·ment, n (ré·men·búrs·ment)
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1. To return that which you don't have.
2. Compensation that does not exist. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:10 pm |
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http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=63359
satify, v. To present sufficient convincing evidence of something which is totally false.
I'm not sure how to define "swon" though. An anseriform bird that faints in a courtroom? |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:26 pm |
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I await your response and also note am hungry,not happy and without being happy,i dont think i can send more love stories and also snapp picture with fraustrating mind. |
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I could see you have been fraustrated,i am a woman of honour and it's impossible for you to ternish my image. |
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The Address i sent to you for westernunion was the address for my previous Hotel,and since you had fraustrated me to abandon the beautiful lady that could help me back to my country, |
fraustrated - Adj. Feeling of frustration felt by a fraudster. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Crocomire
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:57 pm |
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you which you will start your withdrawal within the very next 72 bankings |
Banking, noun, pl. bankings - an arbitrary unit of time, indicating a belief that time and money are one and the same. |
_________________ 4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) x 4 x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations." |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:55 pm |
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If you want to recepient of 40% of these funds,forward to me your name,age cell\fax and nationality for more details. |
recepient (re'cep'ient')
Verb: To agree to receive money that does not exist. |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:14 am |
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I have been suffering from diabetis since the year 2002, almost 11 years now. I am on drugs, but not insulin. I am controlling my diate, and supporting with tablets. This is my health problem, and taken care or controlling of diabetis is too expensive over here, and the food the doctors advice you to take is always cost more than the normal foods. How is the situation of things from your side? Any progress? I was thinking about you and your visit and how I wish you are here this week.
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diabetis, Noun, Physical malady induced by lack of Western Union Payments.
diate, Verb, Act of taking pills and dreaming of a non-existent paycheck. |
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Nigel Tuffnel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Posts: 5821
Location: On a homestand
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:04 am |
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You are hereby advice to keep your winning to yourself until your winning claims have been processed, this is part of our security to avoid double claiming of your winning prize. |
advice - transitive verb, to give (someone/maga) a recommendation about what should be done so that they loose their money
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...if i did not present his foreign business partner who was the beneficiary of the money to avoid anything bad to happen to the money or i loose the money.
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loose - transitive verb, to suffer deprivation of (esp. a maga's money) |
_________________ x3 - SINCE YOU POSTED THIS BULLSHIT (To Scamwarners!) HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING MONEY?
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 781
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:54 pm |
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I Respect God Almighty So Much So I Don't See How I Will Put You In Fear Or To Make You To Be Afraid In Your Life If I Do God Will Grudge My Family. |
Grudge: (V. Transitive) The act of putting a mild curse of resentment upon a group of people as a consequence of some theoretical, and highly unlikely action taken by a third party. |
_________________ Lehigh Guy - x ?
- Straight Bait since 2008 -
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
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"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad. |
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Karl_Ranseier
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 423
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:18 pm |
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... nobody came forward all these years to lay clai of the inheritance ... |
Clai: (noun) The west african variant of clay, an ancient writing material. The first scripts were imprinted in cuneiform script into soft clay and dried in the sun. The hardened clay tablet could be delivered risk free to the mugus, promising them all riches of the world. |
_________________ rowIand 0bimdike: YOU MUST BE CRAZY AND MAD. GO TO HELL SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU. DON'T EVER WRITE ME AGAIN. YOU THINK YOU CAN JOKE WITH ME. EVEN I DID NOT GO TO THE HOTEL. I JUST WROTE TO YOU THAT I WENT BUT I DIDN'T. I AM ON MY HOME. SO GO AND PICH UP YOUR ROUTHLESS MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.
So you where not really at the hotel? |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:30 pm |
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Dear Freind,
I dont really understand what you are talking about, are you trying to abuse me or what, let me understand you very well by clearifying your statement,
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clearify
1. (trans) To cast into darkness; to obscure
2. (trans) To confuse, bewilder or stupefy
3. (intrans) To render something unclear, obscure or confused; to use obscure or impenetrable language.
Synonyms: confound, obfuscate, confuse, obscure
Antonyms: demystify, illuminate, simplify, spell out |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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TerranceBoyce
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Dec 2012
Posts: 1658
Location: Where ever I lay my hat
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:04 pm |
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You can never find the ones you recall receiving in the past but, as luck would have it, as I was going through old mails for harvesting addies, I came across a classic.
Honestly this is quite genuine.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH..........
7) Your Occupation
Sex
9) Your Religion
POST SCROTUM: You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank. I am waiting for your immediate response as you receive this mail. Extend my sincere greetings to your entire family. God bless you and bye for now. |
It's why men don't perform on the balance beam in gymnastics. |
_________________ x 23
"I have not hard form you, the so called G0MER is a thief" Loan Lad who appeared to be expecting more than just money
"I go faint if una nor help me" Loan Lad
"We bring to your humble knowledge that you should mind your ill mannered language you use to the public" Lotto Lad
"I am not interested in fraudulent matters you are trying to engage me in stealing" 419 scammer
"Your nurse is trying to do something evil i must warn you" |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:57 pm |
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_________________ - 229
X 6
X 5
X 1
Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:35 am |
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WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONTINENCE THE DELAY IN TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU |
1 (n) Discomfort caused by delays in receiving non-existent money
2 (n) A symptom of fraudstration (q.v.) caused by delays in receiving actual money
[Edited to add bolding] |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:40 am |
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Hello very expensively in Christ I am called Bruno Lopez. Every day which passes, I very feel sick and I have more and more enough fear in me because of my diabetes
I have a bottom in the nap of ' 450.000 euro which is nothing else than the rest of my properties(goods) and I would like to donate it, in the concerns(marigolds) to set by you to help persons in need. I ask you to accept this sum because she could well you are very useful. I ask you for nothing in return.
That God blesses you |
one of the maddest things ive ever received in my catcher, all hail google translate/bablefish |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
Dead Phish - 350 |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:17 pm |
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^^^I got the same email yesterday! I wonder what he's like when he gets off script.
Marigold (n.) One of several species of the Tagetes genus of flowering plants. Identified by orange-yellow blossoms and can grow in varying climates and can thrive even in poor soils. Also can survive in the coarsest and most degraded language, especially when composed by a writer with a limited command of English. Its appearance in a sentence demonstrates the limitations of on-line translators.
Are you baiting him? |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:58 pm |
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yeah im baiting him, so far his emails have become quite dull and use words correctly, he's still on script, need a few more mails from him first and ill see how confused he can get |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Dead Phish - 350 |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:44 am |
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^^Wiktionary (both English and French) says this marigold is Calendula. The English Wiktionary doesn't list any French word for Tagetes; the French Wiktionary lists only Calendula. The plant I call "marigold" is Tagetes, which is "tagette" in French. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:35 pm |
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^^I have successfully grown Tangetes in some really crappy soil in south Texas and that is the only marigold I knew. I wasn't aware of of Calendula until this thread, so I am learining something.
Wikipedia (English) describes genus Calendula as the "pot marigold", and Tengetes as the "commom marigold." If I hear back from the lad I will ask him which genus he refers to. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:17 pm |
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Your enamel has just been drawn on more than 3000 enamel which was withdrawn on several various meeting places. |
Enamel: (n) the coating of the teeth, often worn or broken when the Lad grits his teeth in fraudstration (q.v.) at non-payment or a dollar chop. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:33 am |
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i assure you that as soon as we conclude this deal then you will have enough money to expand your fishering business. You may have to source for all means to raie this money so that we can conclde this deal and then you can have your 1 Million dollars. |
fishering, n. Baiting. The use of a net or a line to catch scammers.
raie, v. To borrow from friends, promising to pay them back from imaginary proceeds that will never come.
conclde, v. To pretend to complete an imaginary transaction while making up another obstacle to prevent its completion. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
×163
×186
Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Crocomire
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:49 pm |
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to aid the less priviladged |
priviladge - n. The pleasure derived from fooling a 419 scammer AKA a lad.
see also priviladged - adj. Describing one who has experienced this pleasure.
Ex. "Sir Crocomire knew not what it meant to be priviladged until he discovered scambaiting." |
_________________ 4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) x 4 x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:16 am |
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Cammy mail address was found among the scam victim in Africa and UN is compasecting those whose mail address were found victim |
compasect, -ing (v) - the action of taking a Lad apart bit by bit. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:41 pm |
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^^^ Then compressing the pieces-parts into a Kick-ball. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:19 pm |
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I will need to see a child counsellor tomorrow and explain everything to him and i will get the best advise from them.As soon as i get that,i will write him and email and i will explain everything to him and how he can be useful to the family and also to himself.I think he might be suffering from adolescency and we will let him kow the risk in it. |
adolesency - (n) A time in a childs life when he magically transforms from a sweet child into a demon spawn of Satan.
My lad is now giving me advice on how to deal with my 16 year old son who has transformed our basement into a Meth lab. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:23 pm |
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To file for your claim, please contact your fudiciary agent immediately |
Fudiciary: fud·icí·ary, n (fúd·icí·áry)
Def:
1. The sound a wad of cash makes when it falls out of your pocket.
2. Wasting time trying to get money that does not exist. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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