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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:01 pm |
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Not sure if this has been posted previously. Here is a link
http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,144672.0.html |
_________________ LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Karl_Ranseier
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 423
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:57 pm |
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You know, whenever a rich and famous man is dying or getting arrested, a few weeks later the first Lads start with new scripts about it:
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FROM MR 419 Lad,
I am one of the personal assistant to Tobechi Enyinna Onwuhara.
Tel: 0043/676/3669198,
E-MAIL: [email protected]
DEAR SIR,
TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL PLS.
Compliment of the day to you. I hope you are fine and that this mail will meet you in good health and happiness.I know that this mail may come as a surprise to you because we have not been acquainted before now and this may not be the kind of mail that you may be expecting to receive from but i decided to contact you base on trust and faith when i deemed it necessary to look for a foreigner to help me on this process and i want you to know that i pick you for this transaction among many so do not turn this opportunity down. As one of the personal assistant to Tobechi Enyinna Onwuhara,before his arrest in Sydney.He sent me to Lagos, Nigeria as his confidant to buy him the best Lawyer available, which I had already did at the reasonable amount of US$30,000,000.00. There was remaining in my possession US$12,000,000.00 to wait for further instructions.
Therefore, as his confidant I became one of the people to be looked out for. So I held the US$12,000,000.00 to myself and quickly moved it through diplomatic means to Iran and deposited it with a security company for security reason, then I went into political asylum in North Korea. According to the financial laws of North Korean Government, people under refugees are not allow to participate transaction or operate personal bank account with large sums internationally or locally.Hence I chose you in this transaction because of my present status as a refugee under protection.I need not appropriate this money or rather collect any part here or pay it into any bank account here otherwise the source might be traceable to me by US authority.As I am a total stranger who is destined to know you and meet you after you have claim the pallet containing the money from the security company to your location.
1.if you are ready to keep the transaction as top secret because i do not want the North Korean Government and the US authority to know about this consignment.
2. Your capability and credibility in handling this transaction in every ramification.
3. Your credibility and reliability as to avoid betrayal from you or seating on the entire fund when the trunk box is finally received by you.
4. That all my instructions as the initiator of the transaction would be taken for the betterment of the transaction. Also send your proof of identity and your address so that i can have confident in you before we proceed.
I will highlight you more on what to do as soon as you send your details and the proof of your identity to my secure email address [email protected]. so that i will have all the confident to entrust this transaction into your care without any fear.
I await your urgent response in this regard.
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Of course this is not a real lads mail, but if you like it you can use it to deeducate your favourite lad. |
_________________ rowIand 0bimdike: YOU MUST BE CRAZY AND MAD. GO TO HELL SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU. DON'T EVER WRITE ME AGAIN. YOU THINK YOU CAN JOKE WITH ME. EVEN I DID NOT GO TO THE HOTEL. I JUST WROTE TO YOU THAT I WENT BUT I DIDN'T. I AM ON MY HOME. SO GO AND PICH UP YOUR ROUTHLESS MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.
So you where not really at the hotel? |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:30 pm |
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Damn, I was all for helping this guy out but unfortunately his email is out of action. It must be legit, I mean a guyman wouldn't take the name of an oga in vain would he? (yeah, we all know the answer to that one) |
_________________ LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:21 pm |
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.He sent me to Lagos, Nigeria as his confidant to buy him the best Lawyer available, which I had already did at the reasonable amount of US$30,000,000.00 |
Yes, sounds reasonable to me. |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:59 pm |
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The discussion on the thread is very interesting. |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:14 pm |
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He sent me to Lagos, Nigeria as his confidant to buy him the best Lawyer available |
I know if I were going on trial in the US, I would also want the best Nigerian lawyer I could get.... |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:19 am |
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And political asylum in North Korea sounds lovely ''
As the Mod says the thread itself has some interesting comments from both the good and the bad. |
_________________ LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:02 am |
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Cammy just posted there - I expect she'll be unpopular. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:42 pm |
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Thanks for the read..it was very interesting. I can't stop laughing at this..
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I hope u like chicken cos they serve cock three times a day where he b go. |
Sorry.. |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Posted:
Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:38 am |
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Karl_Ranseier wrote: |
You know, whenever a rich and famous man is dying or getting arrested, a few weeks later the first Lads start with new scripts about it .... |
Love the letter. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Posted:
Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:04 am |
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he was medium ranked gomerboy. He will be looked after in prison because most guards will have been paid off |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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