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Finbarr Saunders
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 230
Location: Fulchester
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:25 pm |
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I was busy (with my real life) yesterday so I decided to give my lads a "day off". I basically just bait everything that arrives in my catcher account so I have no idea how many lads I'm dealing with, but they all have my baiter phone number and several of them are awaiting payments. My Flextel stats tell me that I received 367 unanswered calls yesterday, it brought a tear to my eye, my lads are so diligent!
So I was wondering if anyone else has ever noted any stats of their own similar to this, or can I mark this as a current world record? |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:47 pm |
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My record is in the 80´s and that is rather imprssive. But to quadruple that is downright amazing. Well done. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:20 pm |
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Well done! I know of no stats kept on this, but you set the bar high. |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:45 pm |
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Nice. I never have any idea how many calls I am generating with my modalities, but I'm sure it's nowhere near that. |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:11 am |
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Wow. Poor laddies must be wearing their grubby, sticky little fingers down to nubs.
Very nice that you've created what must be a frenzy of lad frustration. |
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Maxpwr
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2012
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Location: Heading down to the ol' Western Union
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:17 am |
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That's amazing! Such determination.
That's 1 phone call every 3.9mins. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:22 am |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:46 am |
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wow that's astounding. Do you get the caller's number as part of your stats? It'd be interesting to see how many different lads are trying to call you (vs a few just hammering the phone for hours).
World record status? Unfortunately we will never know just how many calls Shorty has been receiving from angry lads, I would hope he is a contender for the record:
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My number has being everywhere, the gomers had sent it to over 10,00 recepients and they won't just give me rest and the phone is almost damage |
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Finbarr Saunders
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 230
Location: Fulchester
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:59 am |
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I couldn't be bothered yesterday either and I ended up beating my own record, and look at the number, how appropriate is that? 404 error, mugu victim not found! The busy lines are multiple lads trying to call at the same time.
Not bad for 20 days worth eh? Normal service has resumed today, I've been consoling my tearful lads who missed me so much. It's very touching. |
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Finbarr Saunders
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 230
Location: Fulchester
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:07 pm |
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firehouse5 wrote: |
wow that's astounding. Do you get the caller's number as part of your stats? It'd be interesting to see how many different lads are trying to call you (vs a few just hammering the phone for hours). |
I receive an email from Flextel for each call which shows the number in the subject line. I think maybe 30-40% are a small number frantic lads with imminent payments, the rest are mixed. |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:43 pm |
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How do you manage to deal with getting so many calls from lads? Do you even bother trying to keep track of the baits, or do you just have some kind of generic approach when you answer?
And.... have I read your summary right, you answered 504 calls and talked for an average of 2 minutes each? that may be even more impressive than 2800+ missed calls this month. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:37 pm |
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That's a lot of lad time and money wasted.
Don't know what my record is. I sometimes send lads an mail saying 'am interested', with my bait-phone number from a spoofed email which bounces if they reply.
I don't always have my phone turned on so it could be any number ringing me. |
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Finbarr Saunders
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 230
Location: Fulchester
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:50 pm |
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Yes indeed, I've clocked up 18+ hours of talk time already this month. Bearing in mind that I once called my number from a UK landline (same country) to test it and it cost me 65p ($1) for a 2 second call, and bearing in mind the lads also pay for the extra international/mobile charges, I think Flextel are making a fortune out of me. Most of my calls end abruptly when their credit runs out and they often have to call me back 3 or 4 times to finish the conversation. When I get a long call I always check my phone at the end to see how long it lasted and if it's over 10 minutes I class it as a "golden call" because they are very rare.
To answer your question, a few of my lads call me so often and their baits are so advanced that I know what's going on with them, but with the vast majority I just wing it. The lads do most of the talking so I don't have to say much, just a few words now and then to keep them talking. The conversations are always on the same small number of topics so it's very easy to know what type of scam it is and what stage it's at from what they say. I never have any problem going along with the conversation anyway. When in doubt, tell them their phone is breaking up or you can't understand their accent (which is true in many cases anyway).
I'm a one-man 419 call centre. I should set up a menu system... "dial 1 if you are expecting a bank to bank transfer, dial 2 if you want me to check my email, dial 3 if you want to know if I've med di pemment" ... etc |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
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Location: Stalag Luft III
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:55 pm |
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^ Incredible stuff. Let me know if you want me to put your number through the phone chain again. |
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