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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:06 am

Must remember to buy a card on my way home later this morning.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:12 am

Pour ma très belle et adorée Ima:

Accepte-moi, O, ma chérie! Je suis à toi, et pour toute la vie.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:38 am

My Valentine,
do not see me as mean,
neglectful,unkind.
Please be mine,
sew the seam,
two of a kind.
Never to untwine,
nothing can come between
if you would be inclined.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:40 am

I'm having pc and poetry problems. Does that remind you of lazy lads? Laughing

Yes, yes, my sweet hottie!!!

You are the bestest wooer, I love ya and I'm all yours.

happy crowd

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:05 am

How can a man feel any better than having Corona as his sweetheart?...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:37 am

@TF

I am not romatic at all. The best I can do is pick you up in my old truck. I will take you to my favorite pond.

Prior to picking you up. I have already went to the Bo and got and nice basket with all the fixin’s. Honey, yes I got the gravy for your biscuits.

The corner store had some good looking night crawlers so I picked up a small tub.

What I have in mind is a nice picnic together. Just talking and holding hands maybe a flirt here and there.

Later I will bait your hook when you drop a line. As you fish I will pitch a tent and start a camp fire.

We will sit around the fire and talk.

Honey I am just a simple man.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:25 am

Big Al wrote:

^^^ With all of those flights scheduled and drinks available, I suspect he's trying to joing the Mile-High club. (Be afraid,.....very afraid)

Hey I've always wanted to be a mile-higher...I'm game!

To my beloved:

Bacon-wrapped asparagus?
To think you did that all for us!
My heart is all a flutter
While my mind is in the gutter
Our special night is nigh
Let's go get mile-high!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:24 pm

No Eater love for me this year. Instead i have to go to buy the chocolate and the flowers that Miss Mike has ordered. I should probably fix something nice for her to eat when she comes home as well.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:39 pm

Cachuma wrote:

Quote:

Hey I've always wanted to be a mile-higher...I'm game!

Probably get lots of volunteers to help you with that project.

(Show of hands Guys????)

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:48 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Speaking of luckey . . .

I have been wanting to get luckey on Valentine's day for years. Maybe this is finally the year?

Well, this explains the threatening PMs from Juan. Shocked

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:05 pm

Mrs C woke up to a card and a bottle of pink Champagne. She decided it best not to go to work tipsy, so it went in the fridge for tonight.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:26 pm

^ Sensible woman, that Mrs C.

@ Dr Mike - play your cards right with your lady and you could be using that whip tonight. Or being used with it. Whichever. Wink

@ Packman - I'm not sure I believe your story. I sense a ploy for the sympathy vote. Are you looking for someone to mother you? Shocked

@ Badgey - darling, love beyond death? How can anything else compare?
Of course, a little luxury before death would be nice. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:38 pm

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:19 pm

^ I'm a bit surprised you didn't post one of the local, Texan valentine cards... like this one:

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:30 pm

Bo, oh Bo, I wish, amongst many other things, that I had time to properly woo you, to get lads holding signs dedicating their lives to you, their undying love, and I would, if only Hector was not such a lazy shit. Having said that, my deep and abiding Eater Love for you has not diminished over the years. From way back in the day, during the Great Eater DOS Attack of 2007, to the Bicycle Insuance Mass Bait, I have remained an avid admirer of yours. Yes, I suppose I should be following this up with pictures of cupcakes, candies, or bacon, but I don't eat pork. I see such attempts to woo other baiters as clever, and fun, but lacking in sincerity, shallow and not profoundly deep, like my abiding Eater Love has been, and shall remain, for you.

Now, I may lack Green Jackboots, and, yes, my baiting has mostly atrophied to Hector and the occasional SImba Safari bait, what with Real Life and all, but my Eater Love, and even beyond that, genuine affection and admiration, remain. You may think I only love you for your photochop skills, and I do love you for that, or for your ability to come up with hysterical names for baiting characters, and, yes, I admit I do love you for that, but it is much, much, much deeper than that. If I had time, I would write a poem. If I had time, I would get 1000 lads to hold signs, or, at least Hector, but, alas, the day is here, and all I have to offer is my deep admiration, long held affection, and most of all, a profound respect for all that you are.

Bo, will you be my Valentines?

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:41 pm

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:57 pm

bravo95 wrote:

Sorry jojo for the jealous rage I guess all of the times Dora went on and on about you suddenly ran through my head..

Understood. I've been known to send men into a jealous rage a time or two. If Kanye West won't stop calling my house...

And no Pastor Frank, I'm not dead. I'm alive, well and good looking as always. I'm glad you missed me.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:21 pm

Cachuma,

Flight arranged to the UK for you, have a friend who is coming back home, there was a spare seat in the same row.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:45 pm

Fo'andles,

I will never again accuse you of not properly wooing! Now before I rush off to pretty myself up (which, in all honestly doesn't take a lot of time because I'm such a NATURAL beauty, and yes the curtains match the carpet), I must first offer you a heartfelt...or should I say bacon-felt, valentine:

Roses bi red
Bacon dey brown
Baitin dey ariya
Wen u bi around

Off to catch my flight! Ta ta!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:29 pm

Rose are red
violets are purple
some poems rhyme
this one doesnt
I don't plagiarize so I have to write my own Embarassed

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:30 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

packman wrote:

I don't plagiarize so I have to write my own Embarassed

Busted. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry

Quote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

I think Corona was right - you've been baiting us.

In other news: Happy Valentine's Day, Juan and Luckey, and all or you.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:11 pm

I wrote that with my own two fingers

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:16 pm

^Don't worry Packman. I think you've managed to woo Koko!

Erm... congrats? Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:21 pm

to the lovely eater ladys

Hand blessed hand, caressed.
.A blushing rose, her face;
Her breast alive;
The elfin nose, a diamond set -
A kiss upon perfectionBore a rise of pulse
To coach a sultry moan
Across a mellow breath of wine.
He knew; he sensed,
And easing loose a clasp of lace,
Another sign of her relenting:
Wild the play of eyes,
A fuller glide of skin;
He felt the now begin -
Her swell, intention in the sigh.
And so to hedge his move upon the cue -
The cry of deep anticipation,
Waxing all he saw -
Tho' not for us to view -
Arrived, emotion raw.

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