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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:00 pm

Hi all. My mentor oscarpile suggested I share this tidbit from my pet. Forgive me for taking so long to post. (I've informed my pet) Due to disability, "I type using my chin." I think I'll call this chyping.

My pet wrote:

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"I went ahead to speak with the commissioner of oats "

Edited(for readability while chyping from my iPhone.)

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:51 pm

Mr ADAM BEN of the regular mail post office Benin republic:

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date:2th/Feb/2013. This is to inform you that there is an ATM Card in this office deposited by a private organization body on the 2th of Feb. 2013.

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note: that every claims has an expiring period of fourteen working days (3days) so you have do that very urgently to avoid expiration..

The 1th thing he needs is 6 strokes (2 strokes) of the cane to make him pay attention in class.

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:43 pm

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N0RTONS FINANCE GROUP is the best place to put your neck.

....a bit like a guillotine I bet Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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DO NOT JOKE WITH MY INTELLIGENT ANY MORE

Perish the thought good sir Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:30 am

^^^If the cane hits his mouth, he'll get a 2th knocked out!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I think the sharp one found me

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babe i feel good you look so sweet. please can we chat now.

I only have email. I am sorry but I do not have the time to waste in chat. I hope you won't mind. @gmail.com is my address if you would like to talk.

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is your yahoo messenger or what

He pops up a chat request. I gave him the old Hello. Use the mail!

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ok i will send you mail to nite ok.

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:37 pm

Methinks the mugu doth protest too much!

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IN REGARDS TO YOUR MAIL WE WRITE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I MR ASHLEY GAB WILL DO NO SUCH THING THEREBY INVOLVING MYSELF IN FRAUDULENT ACT..
I SWEAR THAT I MADE AN OUGHT TO GOD THE OTHER DAY THE IF YOU DO NOT GET THIS LOAN AFTER YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE LOAN, IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH ME OKAY. WHAT I MY TRYING YO SAY IS THAT TO TRUST ME BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO BE SCARED ANOUBT THIS LOAN TRANSACTION BECAUSE THE POLICE IS AWARE OF THIS, SO I AM %100 GUARANTEEING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BELIEVE IN GOD THAT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR MONEY IF ONLY YOU ARE SERIOUS OKAY. AGAIN I SWEAR THAT YOU WILL GET YOUR LOAN AS SOON AS YOU HAVE MADE THE PAYMENT OF $450USD.

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:30 pm

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You are horrible advice to fly down here to come and claim your funds to be sure that he get to the right parson

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm

Senegal Refugee Idiot wrote:

I have never try any thing lesbian before in my life.

A typical lad pretending to be a woman, who was seriously uncomfortable with my male character, wrote:

I HATE NUDE COMMUNICATION.and don't want to hear that again.If that continuous, i will not write to you anymore.Am very matured and never like the other ladies who sees life as a joke and never don't know what to do.Am very serious and ever ready to be with you when and how possible.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:47 pm

From AMBASSADOR Susan [email protected]

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You are receiving this this message because your name is in our data base of citizens who are entitled to the sum of $360,000 dollars...

blah, blah, blah...

Our Accredited agent information for the transfer of the fund through western union money transfer or money Gram is below.

Receivers Name....Charles Cox
Location....state Pennsylvania USA
Town.......Tittsburgh
Amount.....$280 dollars only.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:28 pm

^^Tell him you'll have to spend some time getting abreast of the matters Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:52 am

Dr Sanusi wants Mal to get his ATM card - however...

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YOU ONLY WILL PAY FOR DHL/INSOLENCE FEE OF $875.00

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:30 am

I have a romance lad who claims to be an orphaned girl from Ohio. When I asked what city, this was the response:

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The city i am living now is called Cleveland in Ohio, United State. Have you been there? it is a very cool city.

Clearly not from Cleveland. I've never heard it described that way. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:59 am

^Ask if she attended Box Eastern.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

My lad wasn't too happy to hear I had won the Coca-Cola lottery.

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If the Coca-Cola fraudsters keep calling and written you email the best thing to do is this. Reply their mails with the following words in it “SCAM! SCAM!! SCAM!!!!......I NO WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT BUT I JUST WANTED TO GO ALONG WITH IT, FOOLS, FOOLS, FOOLS….HAHAHA…

And later:

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Stop these people from delaying my job and I know they are the same people working with these SCUM-BERG to defraud you. If you know you want this transaction to be successful you must keep this transaction confidential for security reason.

I don’t know [edit] and I do not want to have anything to do with him now or never. Please try and raise $1000 let me get your file secured and allow the Clark of the Senate to continue his work. I have limited time to get the fee required.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I sidetracked his $300 trunk box and told him to get the flight info to get out of that shithole

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it would be previable to get me out of this holeshit

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:08 pm

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Below is the Account officer information you are to infect the payment via western union money transfer

But infect it with what? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:53 pm

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I am sorry for i have to drop this few missive to you that i was tried calling the number you provided for me, it was answering machine and i dropped a message for you instead. I expect a call from you later to talk with you.Have a nice day. I will not pick calls if i am in the court.

Believe me, he won't be in court when I call. In bed sleeping would be more accurate.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:44 am

I'm assuming it was one of those French Ticklers:

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my father was killed by armed rubber

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:14 am

I'm glad someone understands:

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The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that grivet

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:41 am

Glad her name is Anabel rather that Lizzy.

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Hello my dear,
how are you today, i don't really understand what you mean if mcben have not receive my money, which money and that by i should have been in state what do you mean my dear, will i fly to join you this sound funny, please i just want to know if you are still interested to help me or not, i don't want to be a Borden to you when in your mind you don't want to help, what i read now from you sound funny to me,
Anabel

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

A Valentines Day message from my lad, brings a whole new connotation to the term "my lad" doesn't it Laughing

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How are you doing today, Happy Val to you and your family, please still be patient, everything will be fine with us soon

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:30 pm

Dr Moore is unhappy with Cammy's questions:

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The vigorous processes and frivolous charges/taxes involved in the transfer of huge sums through the banking system with the said documents that will proof the reality of the said fund you are not going to be charged by your government please stop delaying and send the fee today ok.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:49 pm

Goat Milk Lad wrote the High Inquisitor...

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Good day Sir,

How are you today? Brother Rev Maxwell Lord HI, Please sir, kindly update me of the latest development, as i have only 7 days more to get through with my program. Please, make hay. God bless you and your family.

Sincerely,
Rev John.

I guess his goat is starving... Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:02 pm

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Dear Busch.
Thank you for your calls last night. as i told you on phone last night you have to inform the bank that you want to fly down in person to concluded all transactional requirements so that the funds will be transfered to your account.The account i gave you to send the $400usd to. is a lady's account and it is not our bank. Well the best thing to do to conclude this transaction is to come down in person. as we discused you have to contact the bank quickly so that they will make sure that all offices and directors involve in the transaction endousment will be at set. as to attend to you when you arrive.

The fund is in the bank custody as we speak. i have done an undergrand work and i found out that the funds is in the bank custody here. no body has tempered it. you have to hurry up and do what is right for this fund.
let me hear from you once you have sent email to the bank here to inform them of your coming. I am expecting your calls because it will help us understand and fasting this process.
best regard's
Your Brother Isaka

Hunh????

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