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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:36 pm |
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Giggity. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:41 pm |
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Corona...are you ready? We are having brunch here..
For you m'dear...
and this is how we will spend the afternoon, just you and me. Don't worry..you're in good hands.
What do I have planned for this evening? Sweetheart..you will have to wait. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:45 pm |
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My dearest Bravo,
Your poem of woo has me in such stitches
I hurried and made you some sandwiches (cookie, of course)
A Valentine from the past has returned
And it would be a lie to say my heart still doesn't yearn
For the baiter with a globe and an ego
Who woo'd me quite proper for 2 weeks long ago
But that was then and this is now
And it is you that makes my heart go wow.
Please Be Mine.
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:49 pm |
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^^^
I'm pleased to see Dora is being taken care of here. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:55 pm |
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^^ I am, without any doubt. And very happy with my Valentine.
But I do remember....
So sweet you were. |
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The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:24 pm |
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Dora my sweet.
That looks like a yummy treat!
I hope you don’t mind crumbs in bed.
Hey where the hell did jojo come from I thought he was dead?
Anyway I can see how he captured your past affections.
Oh how you give the eater men erec&%*$# (self-moderating here)
Sorry jojo absence does not always make the heart grow fonder.
Let this be a lesson and something to ponder.
Anyway enough about that.
You know what they say about guys with a big hat.
This year is special I have you to myself.
Instead of sharing you with MSK that elf…
Of course my Dora I will be your valentine!
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:29 pm |
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Bravo-
Let not your heart be troubled. I am not here to woo. My affections lie elsewhere. I am here only to say hello and perhaps say hello to some old friends.
I hope that you all are having a good time. Glad I give you Eater Men some Ereckshuns. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:49 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:50 pm |
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Hooray! Bravo my dearest you have made me so happy. I have changed my avvy for Valentine's Day - I am a clown for you. |
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:10 pm |
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Sorry jojo for the jealous rage I guess all of the times Dora went on and on about you suddenly ran through my head.. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:12 pm |
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@ jojobean
I thought you were dead. The next thing you know Reprob8 will show up in a kilt with a fist full of Vicodin. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:40 pm |
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Hey PF....vicodin is cheatin. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:53 pm |
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Maybe its a mistake to go back to where we first had sex...
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:29 pm |
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Cachuma,
My contacts have so far let me down, where would you like the flight from.
Here are 2 of your present favourites, in the meanwhile.
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you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:57 pm |
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Dear eater ladies I may not be able to put pretty pictures on because I'm using a phone but all I can say is that I am a trained chocolatier and I can lick my eyebrows |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:13 pm |
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^^I'm sure that works out for unruly eyebrow hairs..but for Eater ladies? No.
My dear Corona...dinner for us.
A valentine gift that is only eclisped by your beauty..it is dull compared to you.
Your face
The nape of your neck
You command the attention of the stars.
You have mine. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:57 am |
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To Woo or not to Woo, That is the question.
For if I am to Woo, Who should I Woo?
To Woo the wrong Who would be to Boo-Hoo the Who that wanted me to Woo them.
I therefore shall not Woo any Who in hopes of not Boo-Hooing any Who that hopes to be Woo'd.
(Say that 10 times really fast)
Happy Valentines Day all you Lovers out there!!!! |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:26 am |
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Corona, our carriage awaits..
back in the room...
Make me the happiest man on earth...be my Valentine.
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:31 am |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:36 am |
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Is that a Yes? Can I be the luckiest man around? |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:28 am |
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Speaking of luckey . . .
I have been wanting to get luckey on Valentine's day for years. Maybe this is finally the year?
Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
Dearest Ima, I would gladly tell you more but I fear that my loving comments would best be kept private.
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Okie dokie. Nevermind this thread then, just send me steamy PMs and we'll take it from there. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:42 am |
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Im no good at wooing so im just going to go fish. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:51 am |
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^^^ Don't give up! Just Google for romance poetry and plagiarize it like the lads do. Or, use music.
This is for my favorite poseable wooden mannequin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvIVA9-FMQ |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:54 am |
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Im on my phone so i cant cut and paste. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:57 am |
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Packman..like Ima said, don't give up! Look back in this thread and find a lady that is not getting wooed. She is there..woo her. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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