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Giggity.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:41 pm

Corona...are you ready? We are having brunch here..

For you m'dear...

and this is how we will spend the afternoon, just you and me. Don't worry..you're in good hands.

What do I have planned for this evening? Sweetheart..you will have to wait.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:45 pm

My dearest Bravo,

Your poem of woo has me in such stitches
I hurried and made you some sandwiches (cookie, of course)

A Valentine from the past has returned
And it would be a lie to say my heart still doesn't yearn
For the baiter with a globe and an ego
Who woo'd me quite proper for 2 weeks long ago

But that was then and this is now
And it is you that makes my heart go wow.

Please Be Mine.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:49 pm

^^^
I'm pleased to see Dora is being taken care of here. Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:55 pm

^^ I am, without any doubt. And very happy with my Valentine.

But I do remember....

So sweet you were.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:24 pm

Dora my sweet.
That looks like a yummy treat!

I hope you don’t mind crumbs in bed.
Hey where the hell did jojo come from I thought he was dead?

Anyway I can see how he captured your past affections.
Oh how you give the eater men erec&%*$# (self-moderating here)

Sorry jojo absence does not always make the heart grow fonder.
Let this be a lesson and something to ponder.

Anyway enough about that.
You know what they say about guys with a big hat.

This year is special I have you to myself.
Instead of sharing you with MSK that elf…

Of course my Dora I will be your valentine!

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:29 pm

Bravo-

Let not your heart be troubled. I am not here to woo. My affections lie elsewhere. I am here only to say hello and perhaps say hello to some old friends.

I hope that you all are having a good time. Glad I give you Eater Men some Ereckshuns.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:49 pm

Hi Jojo and JMR, good to hear from you two and I always enjoy your laughs. Laughing

Hi Justhot, Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:50 pm

Hooray! Bravo my dearest you have made me so happy. I have changed my avvy for Valentine's Day - I am a clown for you. Pretty Rose

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:10 pm

Sorry jojo for the jealous rage I guess all of the times Dora went on and on about you suddenly ran through my head..

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

@ jojobean

I thought you were dead. The next thing you know Reprob8 will show up in a kilt with a fist full of Vicodin.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:40 pm

Hey PF....vicodin is cheatin. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:53 pm

Maybe its a mistake to go back to where we first had sex...

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:29 pm

Cachuma,
My contacts have so far let me down, where would you like the flight from.

Here are 2 of your present favourites, in the meanwhile.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:57 pm

Dear eater ladies I may not be able to put pretty pictures on because I'm using a phone but all I can say is that I am a trained chocolatier and I can lick my eyebrows Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:13 pm

^^I'm sure that works out for unruly eyebrow hairs..but for Eater ladies? No.

My dear Corona...dinner for us.

A valentine gift that is only eclisped by your beauty..it is dull compared to you.

Your face
The nape of your neck
You command the attention of the stars.

You have mine.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:57 am

To Woo or not to Woo, That is the question.
For if I am to Woo, Who should I Woo?
To Woo the wrong Who would be to Boo-Hoo the Who that wanted me to Woo them.
I therefore shall not Woo any Who in hopes of not Boo-Hooing any Who that hopes to be Woo'd.

(Say that 10 times really fast)

Happy Valentines Day all you Lovers out there!!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:26 am

Corona, our carriage awaits..

back in the room...

Make me the happiest man on earth...be my Valentine.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:31 am

^^^

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:36 am

Is that a Yes? Can I be the luckiest man around?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Speaking of luckey . . .

I have been wanting to get luckey on Valentine's day for years. Maybe this is finally the year?

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Dearest Ima, I would gladly tell you more but I fear that my loving comments would best be kept private.

Okie dokie. Nevermind this thread then, just send me steamy PMs and we'll take it from there. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:42 am

Im no good at wooing so im just going to go fish. Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^ Don't give up! Just Google for romance poetry and plagiarize it like the lads do. Laughing

Or, use music.

This is for my favorite poseable wooden mannequin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvIVA9-FMQ

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:54 am

Im on my phone so i cant cut and paste.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:57 am

Packman..like Ima said, don't give up! Look back in this thread and find a lady that is not getting wooed. She is there..woo her.

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