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Captain Grey
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Nov 2012
Posts: 61
Location: Cloudbase
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:23 pm |
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When my hitlad said he would send me a deadline, I didn't think he'd take it literally 
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OKAY , HOW MUCH CAN YOU AFFORD TO PAY NOW, AND WE GIVE DAYS OF GRACE TO MAKE THE OTHER PAYMENT, IS WHEN YOU FAIL TO MAKE THE OTHER PAYMENT, THE WE MAKE SURE WILL KILL YOU AND EXTEND THE KILLING TO YOUR FAMILIES AS WE HATE DISAPPOINTMENT. SO BE REAL AND HONEST, TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU CAN AFFORD TO PAY NOW
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"Go to your girl friend pusy, you will see sexy car inside" - Doctor T
SOOK MA BOABY!!
"You are a bastered" - Barrister Ndoye
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:37 pm |
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^^^ Ask if he'll take 5 Yen and two fish-heads until payday. LOL. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:57 pm |
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So that's what a deadline looks like. 
Ask him if he'll extend the deadline by:
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:22 pm |
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Even a live dog is better than a dead line. |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:31 pm |
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Wow! He has a direct line to the afterlife? Ask him if he can put you through to your late grampa. |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:48 pm |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:51 pm |
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Your friends are here to help:
No way he can dead you now!!! |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:12 pm |
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Lol-deadline,great stuff. I have always been one to caution people not to assume that lads are stupid,but I don't think I have ever baited a hitlad who wasn't.I just got my first mail back from him.He is starting at $3000.Most of them start higher than that.Maybe his business is not doing too well these days  |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:29 pm |
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Gotta love Hitlads. I sent him the old 'Was this meant for me?' He replied within minutes:
Uh oh!!!!!!! |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:32 pm |
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That deadline bit is absolutely hilarious. |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:04 pm |
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^It is Sig Worthy in my opinion!
Mals replied to our Man of Mystery:
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Okay who ever you are this isn't funny. Please identify yourself immediately!
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The response was quick and NSFW:
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| FUCK YOU, DO YOU THINK WE ARE JOKING? |
I think I'm falling in love. |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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mimicat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Nov 2010
Posts: 2200
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:13 am |
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Could I get a pm of this lads email? i'm interested in getting hit myself and would pay 3 grand to have it done. |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:32 am |
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^PM sent. |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Gnarwhale
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 May 2011
Posts: 51
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:21 am |
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I'm curious to know if anyone has every played the "I want to die/deserve to die" approach with a hit lad. Seems that would add an extra layer of confusion to the bait.
Just thinking here...but at some point you might have to actually offer to pay them to dead you.
"No really...I believe I deserve to die and if you aren't going to follow through on this, I will find someone else who can!!!" Then you can start a bidding war. "Well Solodu said he would do it for a buck fitty...what are you really bringing to the table here...I would prefer it be as slow and painful as possible but how can I be sure you can deliver???oooo???" |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:20 am |
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Hit lads are such fun. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Maxpwr
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2012
Posts: 112
Location: Heading down to the ol' Western Union
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:21 am |
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Can you please PM me his email address too? I'd love another hit lad - especially a stupid one. |
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x 8 18months (1 stupid hitlad)
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"l am happy for your mail because you are trying to be honest that you are confused than trying to act you know all that is needed when you know noting"
"You are f**king stupid, stupid to the highest level, you are mother f**king fool, what the f**king account is that, is that the account that i gave to you? huh??" |
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mimicat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Nov 2010
Posts: 2200
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:26 am |
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Got it. Thanks.
I replied to the lad. I'm very interested. Please tell me more.
We will see if he wants to play the "I want to die/deserve to die" game.  |
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Captain Grey
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Nov 2012
Posts: 61
Location: Cloudbase
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:20 pm |
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After about 20 emails, this idiot has finally realised he's dealing with a 12 year old boy 
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| then you have to let your parentz to know about it, if you dont want them to die, they can make the payment them self |
What will his parents make of all this? |
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"Go to your girl friend pusy, you will see sexy car inside" - Doctor T
SOOK MA BOABY!!
"You are a bastered" - Barrister Ndoye
"<---------------------------------DEAD LINE------------------------------->" - an actual deadline received from a Hitlad. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:30 pm |
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If you are new to baiting hit men lads, don't forget to ask if you are being watched? (you usually are)
You can have all sorts of laughs (including the last one) when you finally pay their lookout direct and he runs of with their ransom money.
Hit men tend not to last very long so you can push the envelope a little. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:37 pm |
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Just remember: Mr Gomer chops ALL payments going to Hitlads. I do mean: ALL. He is relentless! (and make sure Mr Gomer taunts them all the way to the bank ) |
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Dont you thing that you are a badstard or you are using goat brain? FULLblack goat. - Salif Ibrahim
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Maxpwr
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2012
Posts: 112
Location: Heading down to the ol' Western Union
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:05 pm |
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| Can you please PM me his email address too? I'd love another hit lad - especially a stupid one. |
Pretty please?? |
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x 8 18months (1 stupid hitlad)
~30 (random idiots)
"l am happy for your mail because you are trying to be honest that you are confused than trying to act you know all that is needed when you know noting"
"You are f**king stupid, stupid to the highest level, you are mother f**king fool, what the f**king account is that, is that the account that i gave to you? huh??" |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:29 pm |
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^The Pretty Please sealed it for me!!! PM Sent!
So our HitLad doesn't give his name nor does he take checks. Bank Account? No Way! Hmmm what is a frightened Man to do?
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Okay Sir/Madam,
I'll see what I can do but please be patient with me as I've never done anything like this before.
I noticed a couple of burly looking characters in the neighbourhood. As these your Boys? I could always pay them couldn't I?
Mals
PS - It would be easier if you at least told me your name (or alias)
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Dang that didn't work:
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| YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM, YOU PAY THE MONEY TO OUR AGENT TO PICK IT UP. JUST BE FAST ABOUT THE PAYMENT |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Maxpwr
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2012
Posts: 112
Location: Heading down to the ol' Western Union
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:49 pm |
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^^^ thanks
I've sent one off. Not sure how I'm going to pay his money though - I live in a rural town in Western Australia that doesn't even have a bank, let alone a WU or MG facility.
I like the idea of paying the money to the people who are following you! Especially if he's already admitted to them being his guys. |
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x 8 18months (1 stupid hitlad)
~30 (random idiots)
"l am happy for your mail because you are trying to be honest that you are confused than trying to act you know all that is needed when you know noting"
"You are f**king stupid, stupid to the highest level, you are mother f**king fool, what the f**king account is that, is that the account that i gave to you? huh??" |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:48 am |
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Maybe I'm missing something here. First they were going to kill me then this:
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| OKAY WE ARE WAITING FOR THE PAYMENT ON SATURDAY, AND NEXT WEEK YOU MAKE THE REST PAYMENT , IS ONLY WHEN YOU FAIL TO MAKE THE PAYMENT AS YOU JUST TOLD US YOU WILL SEE OUR BACK SIDE. |
Is Mooning some new form of torture? Will lasers shoot out of his Ass and render me permanently Mooned? Oh I'm soooo confused! |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:56 am |
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| MAKE THE PAYMENT AS YOU JUST TOLD US YOU WILL SEE OUR BACK SIDE. |
For the love god pay the man. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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