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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:50 am |
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Oooo Ima can I eat the bowl and throw all the icky stuff inside of it out? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:02 am |
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@Packman: No, eating bowls isn't good for you. Maybe you should forget about the food altogether and try to distract yourself. Maybe focus on art?
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:15 am |
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you're just evil |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:16 am |
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LOL Ima, it took me a minute. That's hilarious!
Look away, Packman, look away. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:19 am |
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<----Turning bag around so he cant see. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:37 am |
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Hello All You Gorgeous Eater Ladies
I Am Naked And Not Typing This With My Fingers Either I And Am Enjoying Banging The Caps Lock Every Few Letters As It Is A Nice Rhythm
Of Course I Would Rather Be Fishing But I Will Hang Around Here If You Want Me To For Your Peace Of Mind As There Seems To Be Some Weird Guys Posting On This Thread And Spoiling It For You.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:59 am |
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Esox lucius wrote: |
There Seems To Be Some Weird Guys Posting On This Thread |
Yes, yes there are.
@packman: I'm sorry. Please accept these flowers as an apology:
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:39 am |
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There Seems To Be Some Weird Guys Posting On This Thread |
I resemble that. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:13 am |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX0Px8YSM4M |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:09 am |
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:19 am |
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Bacon Roses? Who is wooing whom? |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:21 am |
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Corona...do you remember last year? Love ya.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:51 am |
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Is this the bacon thread? I'm in the right place!
ETA: What red-blooded man can keep himself from falling in love with a woman who loves bacon? ::blink blink:: |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:51 am |
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Ima, I am HURT. Yes, the VD thread came first and IRRC the fishing thread came along when many of the nicest, purdiest, and seemingly available ladies had made their decision weeks ahead of time. Then there was the extracurricular MOD Room wooing, that us regular folks could only <strike>fantasize</strike> dream about.
Now, I am not a chicken and Shiver knows I have tried my best (at times) even hurting my head and dignity with poetry, instead of trips back to the future or Paris. I have tried to believe that money doesn't buy love, but... Just sayin'
I don't mean to sound whiny, I am just trying to be factual (even though some of the scars are still tender).
The good thing is Luckey often shows up for VD and I get to woo her a bit. I am not one of these shallow guys who want friends with benefits. I will just settle with the <strike>benefits</strike> FRIEND part.
As some person said one time (and it has echoed in my head for years) "Perception is reality". |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:02 am |
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Silly Gar wrote: |
I Am Naked And Not Typing This With My Fingers Either |
You don't have any, you're using your fins. FAIL! Back to the fishing thread for you!
In the meantime,
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Our Chunk Country Jowls has a delicious hickory smoked flavor. Ideal for those who like to slice their jowl really thick or really thin. |
Word for the day: JOWL.
Oh, and hi woo-ers. ♥ |
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Joker
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:50 am |
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^ you guys and your bacon.
As good and holy and pure as the defiled love of bacon is to my infidel heart..... my heart can only belong to one lady here on eater. She tickled my inner anarchist desires with a challenge that I found rather intriguing and in the process I found her to be the most intriguing part of this puzzle. A lady with heart pure and simple yet so extraordinary and rebellious it inspired a true definition of karmic bliss. My time during this bait was mind blowing and I will cherish every second of it for the rest of my life.
To my muse: Lets introduce a little anarchy, steal a cop car, and abscond to my private stolen yacht in true Gotham style. We can be served by a captured Alfred with nothing but the finest of drinks from my BevMo heist, all over candle light while I cook some exquisite dishes of Asian influence for us. For the evenings I will serenade you with sweet celtic love ballads from my acoustic guitar, and perhaps some Guns n Roses, while we sail to our private and privileged tropical destination where we can relax at our leisure or even partake in many of the islands activities.
What do you say? Bobbi Billard will you be my valentine?
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_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:09 am |
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^^ Ladies, somebody speak up! He pulled the Heath Ledger card!
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:58 am |
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^^^IMA, thank you for walking into my trap, i already knew about this thread coming first, but it made you have to post again.
All poor packman is getting, is photo's of cheap streaky bacon from the underside of the pig, looks like an insult to me.
Here you are ima, just for you.
A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.
If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine's,
And we would go insane.
A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.
So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It's nice to have one near. |
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Joker
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:59 am |
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@ Fae Alas dear ladies, it is about your first true love. Sometimes a man has to place it all on the table as we are well.... men. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:50 am |
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Poetry Hunh?
Ok,....
If you don't want your marriage to end in Divorce.
Forget your first love was hung like a horse.
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:09 pm |
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Joker wrote: |
^ you guys and your bacon. |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
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Joker
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:53 pm |
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_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
لئيم كافر |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:30 pm |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
Ima, I am HURT. Yes, the VD thread came first and IRRC the fishing thread came along when many of the nicest, purdiest, and seemingly available ladies had made their decision weeks ahead of time. Then there was the extracurricular MOD Room wooing, that us regular folks could only <strike>fantasize</strike> dream about.
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When I said chickens, I didn't mean you, dear ParaNoid. I know from past year's threads that you have the fortitude for public wooing. There is a difference between wooing and then ending up fishing, and just saying "screw it, I won't even try, I'll just go fishing".
Also - Please note that I haven't been wooed by my fellow mods for the past two years! Maybe this year, though.
@Fo'andles:
Thank you for the lovely poem! ♥ |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:13 pm |
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I have to admit it's been four years since I participated in an Eater VD thread. So I'm a little rusty.
How exactly does a lonely Eater gal get a piece of this wooing action? Can anyone remind me?
::blink blink::
:::::bacon bacon bacon bacon::::: <--that seems to be what the dudes want these days, so maybe this will help my chances... |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:01 pm |
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