"My name is Franklin Martins, I come from Italy"

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:30 am

Some background may be helpful.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=224949

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=226456

Now read on.

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12:38 PM
Lad: hello sir
Lad: how are you
Mal: Fine, as it happens?
Lad: they are in town now i have not meet them, they say they want togive me there rules and regulation before going to clear my boxes... they need rest ok
Mal: Who do you mean by "they"?
Lad: my partners are two that came from italy
Mal: Oh, the Mario brothers?
Lad: i want tell you something and i need your advice
Mal: O RLY?
Lad: yes
Mal: What could I tell you that the Mario brothers can't?
Lad: hey i knew you before them, i am only sicking your advice as my ex partner
Mal: I was never your partner.
Lad: oh ok
Mal: You should have known that!
Lad: if that is what you said
Mal: It's a fact.
Lad: is ok
Lad: we are not here for arguement ok
Mal: Who's arguing?
Lad: i will like to ask you how much percent do you think my partners will take in anything we use the money to invest
Mal: I have no gorram idea. You know that I have no gorram idea.
Lad: if you don't feel like to answer me no problem
Mal: I can't give you a meaningful answer. You should have known that.
Mal: Your problem is twofold.
Lad: just try i will pay for it
Lad: i will like to make you my legal adviser
Mal: I don't know anything about the law.
Mal: I'm retired military. The only law I know is the UCMJ.
Lad: you must not be a lawyer
Mal: I'm a retired US Marine.
Mal: I never claimed to be any kind of lawyer.
Lad: that is why you always talk with command
Mal: So?
Mal: I led a rifle company into combat. That said frakk all about legal knowledge.
Lad: i want you to know to talk like a gentle to me
Mal: Why the hell should I?
Lad: just bring down your mind when coming ok
Mal: I don't understand.
Lad: just talk to me slowly like a father and broter ok
Mal: I can't type slowly.
Lad: \oh ok
Lad: but stop insulting me number two ok
Mal: I wasn't insulting you. I was stating facts.
Lad: but all you were stating was wrong about me, i can't lie for what i don't have
Mal: You shouldn't send pictures of someone else and claim them to be pictures of you.
Lad: when i meet my partners tomorrow i ask the how much will they like to be there percentage
Mal: Should be an interesting conversation.
Lad: the percent will determined
Mal: Two imaginary man arguing about a meaningless percentage of non-existent money.
Lad: ok thanks
Lad: latter i will talk to you ok
Lad: do you think everyone have this your present attitude
Lad: please the money exit
Lad: talk to you latter
Lad: how is my wife cammy?
Lad: see you latter

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1:24 PM
Lad: call me sir
Lad: please is important ok

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6:51 PM
Mal: "[M]y wife Cammy"?
Mal: You don't have a chance.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/JH7baSmp/Kelvin_going_to_the_Italians_2.html

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7:13 PM
Lad: sir this was what i was telling you
Mal: What was?
Lad: i want your advise on this italian partners, they brought a writting aggreement in English for me
Lad: i don't know what to do
Mal: What's the gorram problem then?
Lad: i nwwant you to call me when i get there, because i told them already that i have a partner but he did not believe me....... i just want to get hold of the aggreement and read it
Mal: You call me, or have them call me.
Lad: oh ok
Mal: Tell me about the Italians.
Lad: this is the second time i am having italian partner
Mal: What?
Lad: the italian men do come to ghana to buy gold and i met them
Mal: How come you met them?
Lad: close to the border, they were loooking for the refugee cam and i took them there and explain about my boxes to them and we went to confirm in the custom office with to confirm if it is the truth
Lad: after confirming they gave me 50usd to be eaten until they come back again
Mal: If they were buying gold, why the hell were they looking for the refugee camp?
Lad: they bhave heard about the welth of many Africa refugee
Lad: all refugee are big people
Mal: Say again?
Lad: Most of the refugees came from a very rich home, where they have an inheritance of there parents
Mal: You know, that I cannot believe.
Lad: i swear with my life
Lad: no need to lie to you
Mal: You could just be completely wrong about that.
Lad: do you want me to prounce my fathers asset
Mal: You make that gorram camp sound more like Club Med.
Lad: i will tell you more about my dad asset when you are ready and they all belongs to me ok
Lad: keep in touch, i am going to meet them ok
Lad: bye for now ok

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11:53 PM
Lad: hello sir
Lad: this men are so crazy call me now
Lad: they are thief
Lad: call me now
Lad: please partner call me now

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/qRXmFoX2/Kelvin_and_the_Italians_2013-0.html

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12:04 AM
Mal: That was about the most pathetic, half-assed effort I've ever witnessed.
Mal: You and the Mario brothers can go to hell.
Lad: what do you mean by that?
Lad: i told you this italian men are thieves and you are asking me to go to hell
Lad: what is your advise say it now
Lad: they want to sieze my phone am using to chat with you?
Lad: please tell me what to do now, because i want to make a very bad dissicion...
Mal: You already made a very bad decision.
Lad: how sir
Mal: You thought those "Italians" would fool me.
Mal: If they're Italian, then I'm a gorram Iraqi.
Lad: no sir
Lad: this mnen are criminals
Mal: Now that I actually believe.
Mal: Were you asking to talk to Cammy?
Mal: She ain't here/
Mal: Goodbye.
Lad: who ask
Lad: i was explaining to you about the italian monks that don't wants to work, they are only just a big criminal

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/diRu7AX9/They_are_thiefs_2013-01-21.html

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Most of the refugees came from a very rich home, where they have an inheritance of there parents

He's certainly right about that! Laughing

The refugees are all millionaire orphans.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:52 pm

What a lousy DeNiro impersonation.

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Am I talking to you? Am I Talking to you?

That is one whole room full of morons you got there, Yastreb. Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jan 2013 Posts: 14

boyo cant make his mind up,sounds like he must be a fan of bucks fizz [wikipedia link for the youngens- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Your_Mind_Up ],get him dressing up in a ra ra skirt.

also,this refugee camp sounds like our fella here has been watching to much amurrican dad,ask him is it called camp refoogee and does it have a UN mansion in the middle of it all- http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Camp_Refoogee

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:53 am

After some chats and exchanges, I called the Lad. At the time, I'd been Skype-chatting with a friend whose mother is dying of cancer, a situation I've been through, and I was in a foul mood. It showed...

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/7nzRiR-a/The_Corps_Never_Leaves_You_201.html

I felt much better afterwards.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:55 pm

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i was explaining to you about the italian monks that don't wants to work, they are only just a big criminal

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