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Roycropper
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:15 pm |
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Big adverts of apology in the UK today, and a bit of a scandal, after Tesco Value Beefburgers turned out to be 29% horse.
Nothing wrong with that if your French or Italian, but they do say 100% Beef on the box. Noone knows how long this has been going on - they never though to test for horse before, just bugs. My vegetablist wife is very smug.
Well the jokes are going thick and fast now (and £300 million have been wiped off the Tesco share price).
I dont want to stirrup any trouble, but I'm not getting saddled with any of their burgers.
They're low in fat, high in Shergar
The good news is that everyone who ate them is in a stable condition.
I checked the sell by date - and they're off!!!
I went into Tescos cafe and asked for a burger, the waitress asked if I wanted anything on it. '£5 each way, please' I answered.
I might try their meatballs instead, I'm told they're the dog's bollocks! |
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Inspector Gadget
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:24 pm |
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Not to mention the mechanically recovered meat, that's been posted about on here before, basically, if it's part of an animal that went 'moo' it's in (except for the spine, which contains all the mad cow disease.) |
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Connie L. Gus
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:27 pm |
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I've heard that this is the mane news item on Twitter today. |
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windypops
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:21 pm |
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| Roycropper wrote: |
| Tesco Value Beefburgers turned out to be 29% horse. |
I don't even want to think about the other 71%
I wonder if the reaction would be the same if they revealed their carrot cake contained 29% parsnip? |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:51 pm |
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And here I've been living half my life thinking that this was a myth.
Back to square one! |
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Dharma
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:20 pm |
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This is the best:
A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse".
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TheDane
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:40 pm |
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"Waiter! There's a horseshoe in my hamburger!" |
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Fo'andles
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:09 pm |
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Seems Burger King has been using the same suppliers as Tesco. |
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boofles
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:18 pm |
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I had horse during a trip to Russia once(back when it was still communist and I suppose it was more common)....it really wasn't that bad. had they not told me it was horse afterwards i would have never noticed the difference. Just sayin...lol |
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oscarpiles
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:29 pm |
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The menu is a bit hard to read but the bottom left of the page 8 shows an Icelandic delicacy:
http://islenskibarinn.is/menu.html
Better than the beef they serve in my opinion.... |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:12 am |
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Tesco are also removing veggie-burgers from shelves - traces of Uniquorn found. |
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Branwen
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Joined: 18 Oct 2008
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:51 am |
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| The menu is a bit hard to read but the bottom left of the page 8 shows an Icelandic delicacy |
And just above that, there is Lightly Smoked Puffin.
Can't eat puffins! They've got cute expressions! |
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spot
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:08 am |
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I just checked the burgers in my fridge - and .. they're off !! |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:12 am |
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What's next?
My Lidl pony? |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:20 am |
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| oscarpiles wrote: |
| The menu is a bit hard to read but the bottom left of the page 8 shows an Icelandic delicacy |
If that doesn't dial down your appetite, the prices sure will (@130 Kroner/$1 a Coke is about $3.45).  |
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lord goldblade
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:19 am |
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And just above that, there is Lightly Smoked Puffin.
Can't eat puffins! They've got cute expressions! |
i tried puffin in iceland, both smoked and pan fried, it was really really nice 
it led me to the conclusion if cute = tasty a lot of animals are going on the consume list |
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:12 am |
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In yesterday's newspaper there was a full page apology from Tesco - it's good to see they're going the extra furlong.
I bought a pack of Tesco beefburgers and the instructions said to cook them good to firm.
This has been doing the rounds for a few days:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQvFzVbShg |
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