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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:01 pm

My Buddy Isaka is still with me (Since October 15th.) So far, two bank accounts, 1 ID-10T, A pair of Moneygram payments that didn't go through, & my friend Shayna has $400.00 of mine for a WU payment and has turned up missing. This morning with the second Piggy is this message:

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Hello Mr Busch.

i feel you are joking with me and this transaction. there is only one way to prove that you are genuine and saying the truth. My sister got this account details from her friend so that there will be no more excuse or any comment about Mr Fife. Please i never want to hear about that name Mr Fife. I just pray that you don’t come back with any new story again saying another reasons why transfer was not made. Please my brother if there is anything that is making you joke and play with this transaction stop it before it is too late. I don’t know how to talk to you again because everyday i use to tell you the same thing and you keep on taking me unserious.

Poor fella. I guess I should send him a fake bank slip now. Gotta do it the hard way if Duesers is still down but I'm sure the reply after going to the bank will be worth the whole 15 minutes I put into it. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:51 pm

This just in from my latest loan lad (same one as above). He's coughed up 2 bank accounts, filled out a WU security form (which he forgot to sign), thus making him miss the payment window and yet he still apologises Laughing

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Hello, we are really sorry for all the inconviniences we have caused
you ok. We want you to know that we here to really help you ok. And
going to another loan company to apply may be a risk ok. because,
there are scammers everywhere. So be patient with us ok. because we
have come a long way just be patient ok. Because every disappointment
is a blessing ok. Once you have found somebody that is going to the
mainland just email us and we will send you the other form ok.
Because, it has been signed already just be patient ok.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:40 am

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I will tell you that this is avenue of top official in tresory section to share this fund withing themselve all in the name of consification.Which i wouldnt want it happen.

Thanks for clearing that up!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:50 pm

They must have strange IDs in Benin:

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With your international passport or drivers lances Card........

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

It took around 9 emails with me addressing him this way that he finally hit the breaking point..

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On a lighter mood, it seems very funny the way you spell my name. It is ANU WILLIAMS and not ANUS. I will greatly appreciate it if you take note of this please. Thanks.

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:54 am

Seems there's a box of gold coming to Mal:

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Brother all i need from you is your full delving address and your telephone number so that i can send give it to the delving diplomat how we come over to delver the gold to you in your country OK

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:56 am

Meanwhile, Dr. Temitope Oshikoya, the director general of The West Africa Monetary Institute, has odd concerns about one's personal hygiene as well as more mundane matters:

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DATE OF BATH........................................................
NEAREST AIRPORT TO YOUR ...................................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS............................................
DISTANCE DRIVE FROM AIRPORT TO YOUR HOME......
TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................................

Do you have the faintest idea how far the nearest airport is from your home?

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:59 am

Orphan George was desperate:

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Honestly i am sying the gosple fart

Yeah, that I'd believe!

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:23 pm

My Good Buddy Isaka continues to send me some giggles. I told him my half-sister Shayna was killed. I sent him a photo of her and how there's a special place in hell for her killer. Of course he's more interested in getting his money through bank transfer. I also, told him while being interviewed by the police that I saw a bloody Western Union transfer form. I was surprised when he didn't pick up on it:

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Hello Dear Busch.

Although I don’t know her in person but after seeing her picture I cried deeply and I feel badly for her. The killers will never go unpunished. i pray the police should get those fools. Well take heart because no matter the thinking or anything can bring her back.

I have received the bank transfer slip and I called the owner of the account and she has promise to go to her bank tomorrow morning for confirmation. Monday will make it 4 days since you sent the money. She said if really the transfer was done the money will be here by Monday. I will call you once I have received the money from the account owner.

Please take things essay for your self. I hope to hear from you soonest. I hope we can confirm the money by Monday since it was transferred since 10th.

i pray for God to grant her antennal rest in heaven.

Regard’s

Hassan.

Any ideas on what an antennal rest might be? Razz

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:55 pm

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Because of our Country’s upcoming election and also our End of the year Auditory, our bank has decided to dislodge the total money into an ATM VISA Card and send it to your direct to your doorstep through FedEx Express Services.

Dislodged money?
Also is it going to my direct or my doorstep? Please tell me!! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

limburger wrote:

It took around 9 emails with me addressing him this way that he finally hit the breaking point..

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On a lighter mood, it seems very funny the way you spell my name. It is ANU WILLIAMS and not ANUS. I will greatly appreciate it if you take note of this please. Thanks.

This is hilarious. I like how he's so pleasant about it.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:38 am

Mr.Mgbako Bill ( a close Compadre of Pecos Pete) gave me these words of advice:

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But you will frist paid the Tax Clearance fee of $145, Before processing your payment and make sure that you recorfrim your full informations again with your telephone number to avoid rung transfer ok.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:37 am

This actually isn't as Goofy as I first thought but Dang it made me laugh so maybe we should call it: New "Goofy crap that Oscar misunderstood" Thread.

So in amongst a bunch of Laddishness this appears on the page in front of me:

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4. Note that after the successful completion of this transaction,you and I will have a fair

In my Honour? Wow!!! Hail to the King Baby!!! Is it a Canadian Fall Fair? Can I bring Pastor Frank?

Unfortunately, a couple lines down I found this:

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share of the fund in the ratio of 50:50

I hope everyone is 'Laughing with Me'.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Laddo is annoyed I'm listening to all the evidence stacking up against him, I should stop listening to reason and send my life savings to him right now dammit!

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If I were you, Mr. xxxxxxxxx, at this point in time, I would rather close my eyes, shun all 'sweet and evidential advises' fr0m all quarters and take this step n0 matter how risky it may look, just to give me this benefit of doubt, and this I urge you to kindly pr0ve me with.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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right now the lord lard just spoil my mood with is text

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:39 pm

You are making funny of me
This whole thing look fishing

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:17 am

A scammer offering me $20M in inheritance (to give to charity and to invest for her son) asked me these 4 questions in her initial email.

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1) CAN YOU BE TRUSTED?
2) CAN YOU BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS PROJECT?
3) WHAT WILL BE YOUR COMMISSION?
4) WHAT IS YOUR AGE AND OCCUPATION?

My reply to her:

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1) No
2) Probably not
3) $19.99M
4)43 & independantly wealth

Her next email (my bolding)

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I have read and noted your mail , As you can see my condition of health , there is no helper in any Conner any where ,But Just God intervention, that brought you to me as my redeemer.

^^ Obviously not Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I really should be running a brothel I think!

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My Profession: Dog Stile

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:11 pm

^Is the dog a turnerpooch?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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This is to officially announce to you that some scam Syndicates were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria few weeks ago and after several interrogations and tortures your details were among those mentioned by some of the scam Syndicates as one of the victims of their operations.

ooooooookay

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

vonpaso xlura wrote:

^Is the dog a turnerpooch?

I shall find out maybe? I sent my lesbian after it.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:35 am

From a script I just posted:

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a la mezcla hacia arriba de algunos números y nombres, Pedimos de guarde confidencialmente la de su ganancia

"to the mix up of some numbers and names, we Ask of keep confidentially the of your winning" - "mezcla hacia arriba" must have been translated from English.

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dibujó números

"drew numbers", but wrong sense of "draw". (The senses are different words in French.)

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Tal/Móvil :
Esmalte :

"tal" in Spanish is "tel" in French (both meaning "such"), and is meant to mean "telephone", which is similar in all three languages. "esmalte" is English "email" translated from French to Spanish (it means "enamel").

Most likely the Ivorian lad got a script in English, ran it through a computer to get French, then ran it again through a computer to get Spanish.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:48 pm

Yet another from Isaka:

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Busch.

You did not say anything about the transfer you said you made to the account I gave you. The woman’s account I gave you. Why would you be lying to me? if you don’t want to send me money you should say so not lying to me. how do I believe all this stories about your half sister? When you have refused to do the right thing? Why must lie to me if you don’t want to send money to me? I look for stupid in the front of the woman that owns the account.

We went to her bank and nothing. Till now nothing meaning you did not send any money why busch?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my new love interests has just sent me this.

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10)How long has it been since your last relationship? It’s been one
15yrs since I broke up with my ex-wife. and I had not had sex since 5 Yes until I met my ex-boyfriend in May 2005, we lived together from June until August 14th, I broke up with her because she was 10 years younger than me and very immature, she was not ready for the responsibility of a relationship.

11)When you are together with someone you really Love, how often do you like to make love? I like to make love as often as I can. I am a very loving and affectionate person. i love to sacitify my woman and over Pamper her with care.

I think she may be open minded in the bedroom!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:15 pm

Ok, I came down with a cold this week and didn't feel like answering E-mails. My ladette's name is Treasy. The result was this nice exchange:

Me to Barrister Kumba Dumba:

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Dear Sir,
I have been sick with the flu and am only now reading my E-mails. I
hope to return to work tomorrow and make the required payment on my
way home afterward. I'm sorry for such a delay but I could not help
it.

Reply from the good Barrister:

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I'm sending you lots of prayers and warm wishes enough to make you fine and keep you healthy. Let me know, if there is anything that I can do for you. Take care of yourself my dear.u willl soon be recover ok,infact you have recover already if you beleive it stand up on yor falt,and said to the ill no no, go ahead and send the money so that a will start my work ok,your pertiner jennifer is disturbing me alot do some thing like a man,let every body have there peace,

Too bad it's not a Ghanian Barrister named Mensah. LOL.

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