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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:31 pm |
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Some of you will remember this Lad...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=224949
Here's part of a chat from tonight. I was laughing.
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Lad: listen i know right now i now belong to the church you go, cuz God will have help me but now i am runing to my fellow man
Lad: and if there is God i will not be complaining
Lad: i have join the church you go to
Mal: You seem to be saying that OK, I know you lied, but that doesn't matter.
Mal: Also... what church? What are you talking about?
Lad: i can not lie again
Mal: You lie once, you can lie again.
Lad: no more lie to you, i am now involved in the church of satan
Lad: there
Lad: is no more lie to you i repeat
Lad: try to help me go out of this situation
Mal: CHURCH OF SATAN????? I'm an atheist! I don't believe in God or Satan! You have lost your mind!
Mal: Is there even such a thing as a Church of Satan?
Lad: i did not lost my mint
Mal: I am not a Satanist. I never have been.
Lad: sorry for the name of the church i called, i wanted to say the atheist. because i niether belive in God or Satan
Mal: Too late, Bubba-Louie. You said Church of Satan.
Lad: Do you go for ghost hunting?
Lad: Do you go for ghost hunting?
Mal: And since atheists don't believe in God or Satan...THEY DON'T HAVE A FRAKKING CHURCH!
Lad: wrong church, i just join the atheist not up to two days
Mal: Why are you asking about ghosts?
Mal: What atheist did you join?
Lad: i don't go to church anymore is a self believe, but they are senior men in the atheist?
Lad: you know that
Mal: Actually I don't know that.
Lad: please i know you can teach me more on the atheist rule
Mal: Atheist rule? I don't understand.
Lad: please will you help me now
Mal: It may have escaped your attention, but you are showing signs of mental imbalance.
Lad: you are an Atheist right?
Lad: that is because of the condition i am in
Lad: for 8months at the border, you are expecting me to be ok
Lad: please i need to get my boxes cleared
Lad: come down and do things by yourself,
Mal: Yes, I am an atheist, by conviction, not by joining some church somewhere!
Lad: come down and join me lets move this boxes
Mal: And you went from Satanist to atheist in under 20 minutes... you are a few rounds short of a full clip. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:47 pm |
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Lad: sorry for the name of the church i called, i wanted to say the atheist. because i niether belive in God or Satan |
Every god fearing man knows they are one and the same. Only difference is that the satanists will enjoy hell more than the atheists.
But you were right at the end, this lad has never had a live bullet in his clip all his life. |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:30 pm |
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When he (thinks) he's figured out what an atheist is and claims to have converted, slap him and inform him you're a Protestant atheist, and that there will be no help with the boxes until he can come to you with a definition of what that is. |
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Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:26 am |
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Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson sketch he did years ago- Satan doing his "welcome to Hell " speech after judgement day. "Who do we have here... Ah yes, Christians. Yes, you may ask that, well, Here's the thing; the jews were right. Yes I can see you're upset, but it really isn't my decision. Adulterers? Aren't there a lot of you. Line up in front of that small guillotine, please..." |
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Sirocco
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Mar 2010
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Location: Eurofag
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Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:51 pm |
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^^ Ditto, minus Mr.Bean... |
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