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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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I shall call you tomorrow, the xmas day on my new phone no. +2784 478 xxxx

You can try Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:18 am

Lad to Mal:

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Now Barrister Brian Mario says that he finalized with Australia Embassy to get the approval done

Mal to Lad:

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The Australian embassy doesn't have anything to do with me - I'm an American citizen.

Lad is unhappy!

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MAY GOD ALMIGHTY FORGIVE YOU FOR WHATEVER YOU THINK AGAINST ME BY USELESS ME. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT AND GOODBYE. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:58 pm

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Dear Friend, Please save me i am in danger an unformed from libya

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

In the words of Lennard Pearce (Grandad) in Only Fools and Horses, "it weren't me Del Boy it were me brain!" Laughing

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What is wrong with you on your brain, i leave everything am doing and i went to the bank i did not see any money in there what is all this are you trying to play with me or what get back to me now Okay.

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:37 pm

From my latest loan pet

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We will need your email address, and password for
security purpose. because, that is our concern. there are many hackers
everywhere. and we dont want anything that will bring closed door
between us ok. We have all our client email addresses and password.
your's is needed now ok. Best Regard,

and to think I almost fell for such a sophisticated phishing attempt Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:17 pm

^^Same lad as above, at least he's persistent (my bolding)

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Hello, well it may sound crazy, for us to request for your password.
but, this is what we have been doing for the past twenty years, for
protection against theft and intruders. there are people we call loan
taker's .they might hack your box or freeze your account it has
happened to many of our client abroad. untill we got there password. I
will advice you to do as we have told you ok. And also note that this
is not the only loan we are giving to you ok note this down. We love
you ok.

Don't know what love has to do with it, it is a straight forward loan scam Confused

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:52 pm

After almost 2 straight months, and 3 piggies, I still have this guy waiting for my payment. So he decides to educate me...

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I must commend your effort in seeing that your delivery and insurance
fee is payed but the attachment you send to me can not display
nothing. the attachment is empty.

I want to use this email to inform you that complains has always been
in your payment you send to us. we want to use this medium to educate
you that you should always try to cross check your email or
information you intend sending to us before sending it to us.

I want you to know that the attachment you sent to me is blank there
is no receipt attached to the attachment. so you are here by advice to
resend the receipt in a dully manner.

I forgot to attach the receipt? Again?

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:17 pm

^^ Same persistent loan lad (my bolding)

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We are the only loan company in us and nigeria any other company are fake and scam

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:59 pm

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I am fully committed to deliver the "diplomatic consignment" to you in the United States in order to differentiate myself from the many Benin Republic you have dealt with.

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Please don't see me as one of the numerous dubious Benin republic you have dealt with in the past.

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His Excellency Cyrille S. Mark US Ambassador to Republic of Benin

But which one?

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:27 pm

Trying to convince this lad I don’t have a brother of that name but i do know someone with that name send documentary evidence etc.

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MY INFORMATION AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN IS THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

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My gentleman Mr. xxxxx, i have provided you with all the information i have as the truth and nothing but the truth information and being a good christian, i have made myself transparent, honest and sincere enough to certify your good heart and concience in order to stand up firmly to pick up your late brother's funds that is now ready at the bank for immediate remittance into any of your designated bank account anywhere in the worlds as the bonafide beneficiary next of kin to your deceased brother.

Based on this very fact of mine Mr. xxxxxxx, i am humbly advising you to wisely rise up and claim what rightly and legitimately belongs to you unless you want us and upon your power of attorney instructed us to have the said funds and amount be transferred into the government suspense account with the paying bank, Zenith Bank Plc sir.

Thanks and my best regards to you and your beloved family sir.

How can I doubt a person such integrity. But hey ho it’s not mine please transfer to the government suspense account.

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:26 pm

Think my latest pet is starting to get a bit jumpy. This is the subject line of his latest e-mail

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MAKE THE PAYMENT VERY EARLY TOMORROW NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE YOU SENT BEFORE BE FAST ABOUT THIS ONE OK

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new DD is full of twists?

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I am from the family of late Mr. Ghazi Al-Sadiq Abdel Rahim the former Minister of Guidance and Religious Endowments

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I am 25 years old from Darfur Region of Sudan but presently I am residing in a Missionary Home for Youths at risk

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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you are a big fool i will arrest y0u and you family for the insult you just gave to me now,i need an apology n0w.

Didn't know the FBI's jurisdiction extends to the UK. Farewell friends my next message will be from the big house Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:14 am

Another lad geography fail...

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My name is Ms. Sachiko ODA 29 years old
female write to you from Koriyama home Center
Aoga-ku Fukagawa, Fukushima- JAPAN.
{blah blah blah}
Sincerely,

Ms. Sachiko San

Secretaria de Estado de Educação de Minas Gerais

Either that or Sachico-san has got one hell of a commute

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:24 am

Cammy forwarded "Bob Mueller" another FBI email (one that I'd gone over to make the English even worse), and Bob's reply was rich with chutzpah (emphasis added).

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, why do you talk like a fool , dont you see that this guys are just making noise and cannot do any harm to you? the have been warning you for the last 2 weeks and up till now no action is that not a proove that the are fool? the told you that the are in usa but are asking you to send money to abuja somewhere in nigeria. what a fool you are camille to fall for all this cheap scams. cant you ready there emails well and see there rubbish spellings . i am very very dissapoined with you .
Please dont write me again over this issue the next thing i want to see is the payment slip of the $8,500 usd and if you dont have it to send then move ahead with your misserable life and face them untill you are scammed of your hard earned money .

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:35 am

^^She's a uranium miner, not a General Miner!
Secretary of State of Education? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

conga22, your loan lad is hilarious!

conga22 wrote:

but, this is what we have been doing for the past twenty years, for
protection against theft and intruders. there are people we call loan
taker's .they might hack your box or freeze your account it has
happened to many of our client abroad. untill we got there password.

I sure hope you gave him the password! (mine is *********).

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:01 pm

Isaka Wrote:

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Dear brother.

please help me push her to do it today with the details i have sent to you today. i had to come back to write you because i really need to take my son tissapoint me again.
God bless you hospital for treatments.
i know you will not dissapoint me. but you have to make sure Shayna make the payment today please.

i will be expecting the westarn union details to confirm here in your next mail or ask her to send me by text to my phone number.

please help me.

i wish that this year be the best year so far.

regard's

I'll do my best to make it memorable for you Buddy!!

BTW: this my longest ongoing bait (October 15th - Present)

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:43 pm

GOOD I WILL WAIT YOUR UPDATE THE DAY YOU ARE FRYING TO MEET MS REANESHA HUSBAND IN FLORIDA TO RURN OFF THE CASH OF 71,000$ TO HER?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:01 am

After a couple of weeks of gallivanting around this sums it all up:

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You have to bear with me whenever you writes and I doesn’t reply in time coz my schedules' gotta be bite tighter as from now on-words due to the recruitment and resettlement program that our company commenced of-recently.

Even I can't argue with that!

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:05 am

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I’m a female according to our African tradition.

So male by everyone else's standards... gotcha.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Out of all the thousands of email lotteries I've won, this has got to be the biggest prize EVER:

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YOU WON US$1,893,000,000.00 MILLION DOLLARS

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Answers on a postcard please

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God I'm not a grazer of the net you can get off you even in Beninsuijet this.

A random squeal or does he want me to squeal to a tune?

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Squeal to our telephonic conversation

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:57 am

This Lad severely mangled his script along the way!

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I am commissioner McAllen-Miller the director of international airport Texas, McAllen-Miller commissioner of international airport Texas United States for peace keeping, appointed by the new government of (NDC) president professor Vickie Sutton

I might post him for a mass bait...

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:16 pm

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BE NOTED, BE WARNED THAT THIS OFFICE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FORM OF SERIOUSNESS FROM ANY BENEFICIARY

right up my alley

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