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oscarpiles
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:28 pm |
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Present of the Holiday Season that is! Sadly I have no idea what it is.
I come home and this pretty little package is on my bar table:
The contents are a bit more baffling:
Any ideas? Its got that new car smell and weighs about a half pound... |
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:52 pm |
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Looks like some sort of stripping rubber to me |
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BearSeason
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:24 pm |
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Is this the modern day equivalent of the lump of coal? |
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:46 pm |
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This is the closest thing I can find with my searching ignorance
What see in that picture looks just like the one that goes at the top of the lubricator pole. Is this a fairly hard rubber object? |
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Fowan Nyne
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:52 pm |
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It's obvious... A beer towel! |
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oscarpiles
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:24 pm |
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Honourable mention for the Beer towel but sadly that is not the correct answer. I do know what it is now since I bumped into another recipient of the Sausage King's generosity.
It took a bloody Campbell ( the murderous ones) to figure it out and it is something that will come of great use this winter. I will add hints here and there until Monday when I post its use thought the Magic of Digital Photography.
For those keeping track at home we have:
BearSeason with one point for using a Yuletide metaphor.
nextvictim with two points for due diligence and asking the right question. Yes it is a hard rubber object. You are on the wrong track with the lubricator pole attachment however.
Fowan Nyne leading the pack with three points for giving an Oscarish type reply.
Any other takers? |
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BadKarma
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:51 pm |
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I was going to say it's some kind of a sex toy. |
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lakeside77
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:34 am |
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That's why my snow blower will not start! Send it back. Now. |
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:11 am |
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My first guess would be a sausage twister (forming the sausage). |
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oscarpiles
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:26 pm |
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So far the closest use suggested for this is for clearing snow by lakeside77. That has to be worth three point in itself but in all reality it can be used year round. Cryptic huh?
BadKarma gets one point for bringing in the obligatory Sexual reference and another coming up with a possible use. The way this unit twists and locks together, however, could lead to some 'uncomfortable' moments. On the other hand it is made to have a certain cushioning effect.
Toomuchfun unfortunately picked up on the Red Herring and gets no points for the guess. Yeah you are tied with me here as I was hoping it was actually sausages before opening the bag. Once I saw the contents, I was rather disappointed and then perplexed.
Hint time: My Avator might lead you in the right direction. |
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Pastor Frank
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:36 pm |
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A gift from Abe Froman?!
Probably too obscure for the kids out there. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:39 pm |
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It's a cock ring for an elephant. |
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doc holliday
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:25 pm |
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Bushing of some kind.Almost looks like an auto or truck suspension bushing,but it is a bit different. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:38 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
A gift from Abe Froman?!
Probably too obscure for the kids out there. |
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller
Hard to believe that's from '86
Hmm, looking at it some more, it looks metal and rubber, and with that cut down the length of it I would guess some sort of compression fitting to a bigger gift they are teasing you with |
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:56 pm |
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Nailgunner
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:24 pm |
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it looks like it should go around something. You twist it to align the slot with a bar or rope, then release to so that it retains itself there.
What it is for it beyond me. A soft stop for a pulley? Too heavily made for a climbing accessory. I'm stumped. |
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LeeLee
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:57 am |
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Does it have anything to do with a manual transmission? |
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Esox lucius
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:18 am |
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Just seen this - is it some sort of beer keg valve thingy? |
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oscarpiles
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:23 am |
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I had a reply written and then my friend Oscar Piles (honest) called and then this Forum timed out and then I forgot my username plus I wanted to change my information in the part where you do that and its everybody's fault but mine!!!! If I have screwed up anyone's username I do apologize but it's not my fault because okay?
Pastor Frank: For making me use Google minus 27 points. Since I did use Google 13 points. You are doing much better than I would have thought! Keep up the Fair Work!
Slightlyoutofit - Miniature Elephants? Be serious for once! You have won an all expenses paid weekend to Pastor Frank's house. Enjoy your points!
OxygenDeprived - Kinda but these folks aren't really givers. It does fit something bigger. 6 points.
next victim - no. One more point for mentioning snow.
doc holliday - My thoughts but no. 2 points.
Nailgunnner - Our winner! Soft stop for a winch.
LeeLee - I promise to (not to )tell Pastor Frank that you are Canadian. 3 points.
Sadly there is more to this now so I hope you work Sunday. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Pastor Frank
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:53 am |
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oscarpiles wrote: |
Slightlyoutofit... ...You have won an all expenses paid weekend to Pastor Frank's house. |
Never again. Things got really weird the last time. |
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LeeLee
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:08 am |
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oscarpiles
You're passing out points like a Headmaster!
I still don't know what that is. My brain hurts. |
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WillEater
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:55 am |
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Could it be a caravan brake compression Ferrel?
Or perhaps a Johnson Rod compression nut?
The angular fret design complicates the diode impedance.. |
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oscarpiles
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:47 pm |
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So we now know what it is but what we don't know where it was purchased or what one might actually call it. This is actually rather important all of a sudden as I lost one of the parts yesterday.
My friend aka Sausage King visits me one or two days a year but always wants to know the status of his gifts. Once he gave me a hideous ice bucket for my Bar as it was 'Me'. I have to keep this piece of crap on display since he might show up. In other words I now have to buy another one of these things so that he will be happy.
Pictures of use and the remainder will follow soon enough. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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doc holliday
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:44 am |
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It seems to be called a winch cable saver or a winch cable saver cushion.Lots of places to buy it online.And having once lost a car off of a rollback by sucking the hook into the winch,it looks like a damned useful item. |
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You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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LeeLee
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:19 am |
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If you must put it on display maybe you could fashion a hat and attach some arms and a happy smiley face. You know it's the season!!! |
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