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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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so I wont have to open up or expose myself any how to people because of anything.

Comes as a great relief to us all!

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:28 pm

^That was a close one!

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How are you doing ? My guess is as good as yours '

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Suffice to say he hasn't realised yet that I haven't actually sent him any money, he just thinks I have.

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Thanks alot and God bless you execessively

Wonder if I'll get another of these upon his return from Western Union Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:13 pm

If you fail to respond to us your funds will be sophisticated by Ghana Government, before the end of this coming election December 7th 2012, because there will be a change of government this years

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:06 am

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Here is Our Re-confirm the following Wire Transfer And Certificate Charges:

1) TELEGRAPHIC WIRE BANK TRANSFER CHARGES:$2,000USD

2) SCAM COPY OF CERTIFICATE OF FUND OWNERSHIP CHARGES $1,000USD

Looks geographically challenged, but isn't, though it is telephonically challenged:

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BUTTERFIELD BANK ONLINE
ADDRESS:68 FORT STREET,GRAND CAYMAN
CAYMAN ISLAND KY 11107
TEL:(347)348-0775

This looks like a New York ZIP code in Kentucky, but KY is the country code for the Cayman Islands. Proper format, though, is KY1-1107.

The phone number is in New York; if it were in international form, it would be in Spain, whose code is 34, not 347. The Cayman Islands are in NANP, but their area code is 345.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:35 pm

All good things must come to an end, sadly...

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DON, T YOU TRY AND CONTACT ME ANYMORE I DON,T NEED YOUR SERVICES ANYMORE.

My Friend today will be last mail that you will send to me about this transfer of money to your account because i can see that you are playing with me look let me tell you if you thank that i need your money am sorry i don,t need your money am just doing my job to help you and you are hear to play with me

Well I don't know what I thank about that...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Mail him and find out. They say that but they don't mean it.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:04 pm

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today will be last mail that you will send to me

@Genvieve for some reason I think the Lad is mistaken....

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:42 pm

This is a bit excessive for explaining "someone else is claiming your fund":

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KINDLY INDULGENCE THIS AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO CONDENSE THIS DISQUIET MOUNTED ON THIS OFFICE BY YOUR REPRESENTATIVE AS WE BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO FURNISH THE BANK MANAGEMENT WITH A PRIOR NOTICE AND INFORMATION BEFORE THE ARRIVAL OF YOUR CONTINGENT SO THAT THIS QUESTIONS WOULD NOT HAVE AROUSED.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:44 am

Diplomats have some new requirements and new restrictions (emphasis added):

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It is my pleasure to inform you my arrival to United State of America with your Package of ATM CARD, please quickly contact me for urgent delivering the Card to you since I'm in united state now. And bear it in your mind that after my arrival today i got insurance pepper from custom office to deliver your ATM Card parcel to your address today but i also still need $248, for my walking Permit because the money with me here cannot get me walking permit.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:00 am

oscarpiles wrote:

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today will be last mail that you will send to me

@Genvieve for some reason I think the Lad is mistaken....

Oh he was mistaken, because I wouldn't let it go...

And I got this gem...(emphasis mine)

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I am a man of Horny and i can,t be going they all day by day A Barr like me , look i want to tell you for the last time this information that you sent to me is not a real information

I don't know if I can stop laughing enough to respond.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:17 pm

First paragraph:

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MY NAME IS MRS. JANET NAPOLITANO,THE SECRETARY OF U.S DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY OF AMERICA

Signature:

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SINCERELY YOURS,
BARR. JOHN KURTY

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:39 am

So I have the offer of a lifetime but I really want to out check who I'm dealing with first:

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The name of the parish priest is Rev.Father Ignatius Okwuonu.You can also find his data s from st.peters basilica Rome Italy.Ask him if I and my family are rough or not .

Not a bad reference at all really but tell me a little more about yourself okay?

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I am a golden fish in a golden bowl I have no hidden place from the identity I present.

Excellent so what do you need me to do?

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There are lots of virgin opportunity in Nigeria.lets tap it together.

Kewl! Count me in!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:17 am

Maybe not overly Goofy but this Lad seems to have a short fuse:

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Note: if you don't have our transmission fee don't ever you repy because if you do, i will not listen to you or reply back because i don't have time for long story please and also i want you to know that commnucation is very important

For some reason I just had to reply....

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:35 pm

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i am living from mouth to noise

Bad case of flatulence there old chap!

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:59 pm

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This letter will serve as proof that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is authorizing you to pay the required US$65.00 ONLY to Mr Mozie David , if you do not receive your Consignment Box containing your funds we shall be held ZADROGA. DOUGLAS H. KING responsible

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:59 am

A lad suggests an intimate ID check:

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We have a copy of the TRUNK BOX full with your Compensation money before it was seal I can send it for your perusal cum verification.

Also, how do you copy a trunk box? They're a bit big to get on a photocopier!

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:17 pm

^^And if it's only a copy it won't be worth as much as the original. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:41 pm

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FULL NAME OF THE DISEASES…...
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DISEASES...………..
DISEASE DATE OF BIRTH ...........

Hmm. Deceased perhaps? Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Sore Anus Diseace (SAD)
Sentimental
Your DOB

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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THE PAYMENT DOESN'T EXIST AND I BELIEVE YOU HAD FUN PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.

Everyone is entitled to a hobby!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:26 pm

^Someone I know (honest) says "Its mine I'll do what I want with it"

In other news:

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i am a Honest man and i love dealing with my kind of people...

I bet you do...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I say pretty much the same thing. It is mine I can wash it at my own pace.

I found one on another site, related to this one, that just sent me an opener. A few sentences long but includes the following.

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age is not Barrie's but counts.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:05 am

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We never ask you to get account open for us, please don't bush us wrongly.

I'll have to be sure to bush you correctly then.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new slave was asked

Honey, I meant to ask you what size your mans penis was?

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Hello Master
firstl[y i will like to tell u that my man had 7ft long so i guess urs wont be a problem

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