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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:51 pm |
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Last July, I sent an e-mail to "Mike" that I was going to the WU office that afternoon. I got busy in real life and dropped him..
Today, I got this in the e-mail from "Mike":
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Are you alive? I have received a mandate from the bank to inform you that your funds is ready for release / payment to you , contact me for more details.
Congratulation!!!!!
Thanks and waiting to hear from you soon
I await your response.
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He was kind enough to quote my July e-mail in his current message, else I would have completely forgotten about him!
Anyway, I wrote back:
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I am afraid that I am deceased. Will this be an obstacle to our transaction? How can we proceed? There seems to be no Western Union location anywhere near here.
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Surprise!! The fact that I have passed on since July is not an "obstacle".
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Be informed there will be no obstacle in this transaction. Kindly re-confirm your information below, to enable me proceed with documentation immediatley .
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 Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:14 pm |
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These lads never stop surprising me 
Note to self - when feeling down, go read 419eater forums |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:33 pm |
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Is this the rather popular of late Mike? That would be hilarious! |
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georob
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2010
Posts: 151
Location: Damned if I know.
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:52 pm |
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It seems to me that they skip read too or are just plain stupid. |
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YOUR ARE A FOOL STUPID MAN SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I CAUSED YOU IN THE NAME GOD. YOU WILL REMAIN A FOOL FOREVER
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:47 pm |
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Are you spending a year dead for tax reasons? |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:17 pm |
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Just carry on as normal (even though you are dead) and use words like 'spirit', 'passed on', 'medium' & 'late' etc in your sentences to him and give your address as Plot 281, Sunrise Yard or something. See how long you can string him along for and then finally sign off with a Tombstone Generator pic.
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:33 pm |
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I have bigger plans than that! My administrator is going to get involved, as will my undertaker, and I foresee a seance in the mugu's future...... |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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