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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:18 am

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what is the mean that we are not credible of releasing your fund ? i am the remittance director of the bank and there is nothing i can do as long as i live .

I am not encouraged by that claim.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new toy says

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I am a average size woman, but I am 5 ft 7 Caucasian / White in and carry it pretty well.

I'm not sure if I'm afraid or turned on? Maybe a bit of both.

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:53 am

^Hmm. I was going to ask about a double date ( assuming she had a Sister) but it seems I have a much better offer:

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Yours in Vineyard,
Mrs. Caroline Anderson

Don't wait up!

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:38 pm

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Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking.

- George Lawsson

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

oscarpiles wrote:

^Hmm. I was going to ask about a double date ( assuming she had a Sister) but it seems I have a much better offer:

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Yours in Vineyard,
Mrs. Caroline Anderson

Don't wait up!

Mine is not that hooked yet. Give me a minute I may be able to arrange it!

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:18 pm

This seems legit:

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Yours Faithfully,
Management Microsoft Widow.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:05 pm

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In Nigeria for the pas few
years and you have lost (MISPLACED). Great (HUDGE). Amount (SUM). Of money
to these people of which it has come to your conclusion that you regard
(BLAMES). the Nigerian Government for it of which it is not supposed to come
to that since you are the one that is wrong at first by contacting wrong
people.

Why is it always my fault (BLUNDER)?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

How could you pass that up (QUANDARY)?

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:27 am

^Still Chuckling (GUFFAWING)

As a quick explanation, my Gal Jenny/Bobby was kidnapped from where I don't even remember anymore and taken to Lagos by a Junk. She needs me and my Wallet (of course) to save her precious assets:

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me: You are okay?
Bobby: No am not sir because i do not know wht he might do this night sir
Save Your Jugs for yourself sir before they are roughandled

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Still Chuckling (GUFFAWING)

I'm telling my mom! (HER GIVE A DAMN BEEN BUSTED TOO!)

I may have a new love interest here. In the bio I find

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my favourite food are vegeration

I think we may have trouble if oral comes up in our discussions.

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:57 pm

^Since we are talking of our Love interests mine appears to be House Trained. To a point anyway:

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Am on towel now going to the bathroom

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:19 pm

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Why is it always my fault (BLUNDER)?

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How could you pass that up (QUANDARY)?

Maybe we should all start doing this (DE-EDUCATION)?

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:42 am

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Yes!!! The property is close to the city were you will like and also Billy Jack …if he is alive.

Damn straight! Couldn't have said it better myself.

Oh by the way the subject was this:

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Good Day (Land Price)

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:01 pm

Sis Marry Cole likes to take her daughter to the bitch:

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Well you know am a lonely woman who always like to take her daughter out on Sunday for a bitch wink play I and my daughter will go to bitch tomorrow so what about you?

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:20 am

I'm just not getting U.

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I wana be Ur friend
U are De blossom of my heart. Sometimes I don’t understand myself why U chose me to be Ur"s . Don't be too good, I might miss U. Don't be too caring, I might like U Don't be too sweet, I might fall. I'll lend my ears to listen to U, my hand for U to hold, my feet to walk with U, but I can't lend U my heart ‘cuz it already belongs to U.In fact U are truly my heart, My love for U will never die,but rather, it will grow like a palm tree.! Ah-- I forgot Ur name. Can I call U Mine? And, in case U forget my name too, call me Ur"s!. mail me OK with my private email.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:20 am

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After the swearing in of our new Prime Minister, Mr,David Cameroon...., The government of Royal kingdom of England has sign to fixed the sum of (£1,000,000.00) {One Million British Pounds

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

U think Ur pet is fun? Mine has a major habit in chat

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me: Please talk to me if we are both here
ok baby
is not anythig for discussion
dorothy: ok baby

Every time he says that I leave it for him to contemplate the existence of man.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:17 am

Yastreb wrote:

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Maybe we should all start doing this (DE-EDUCATION)

Figured what a fine idea and hit Whatevertheheckhisnameis with this:

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This is all so sudden (Quick) What an unexpected turn of events (Happenings). What should I do (Action)?

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I've contacted this Barrister (Shyster). Do you have any photographs for me (Slutty Shots)?

For some reason I don't think the Lad is reading my stuff:

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I don't know where I'd be Without you here with me Life with u makes perfect sense u' re my best friend u're my best friend, oh yeah

Oh Yeah! Either I'm in contact with the Kool-Aid Man or the Ghost of the Macho Man Randy Savage.

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I think my new one has been reading this post. I did not teach him this.

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I want both of us to understand eachother very well before going into it [MARRIAGE]

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:46 pm

Mr. Rick wants to do business:

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How are you doing, Finish me with the Standers of your product items; I am the interface provider to the Project Organization in Ghana

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I'm waiting to hard from you.

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:58 am

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My husband was arrested for Money Laundry by the security agency for quite a long time

Should have gone for 24 hour Martinizing I suppose....

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:34 am

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I am Mr.Raymond Skyes executive Director of Executive Governor Of The Butterflied Bank Carmen

He means Butterfield Bank in the Cayman Islands. Who's Carmen?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:22 pm

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THIS IS TO REMIND YOU ABOUT THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT CONCERNING YOUR PAYMENT THAT ARE LEFT IN OUR CUSTODY,WHICH YOURS ARE INCLUSIVE NOTE, YOUR WHERE GIVEN A BIG BILL OF ,IN ORDER TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT OF WHICH WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU FOR LONG.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

From on of the lads I sent a random one liner reply to:

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Subject: ARE YOU WICKED OR YOU ARE MEAN?

HELLO SIR,

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME AFTER ALL MY SERIOUS EFFORT DADDY WHY I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT THIS FOR SURE THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF MONEY SENDING TO GET THING DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL DEAR DADDY YOU MUST UNDERSTAND PLEASE AND SEND NOW BECAUSE I KNOW THIS WEEK END IS FOR FREE IF YOU CAN SEND NOW TODAY TOMORROW IS SUNDAY FREE CHANCE FOR ALL THOSE INVOLVED TO GET DONE I KNOW YOU ARE A DADDY TO BE THAT WILL NOT FAIL PLEASE DON'T BECAUSE I TRUST YOU WITH MY HEART AND MY HEART FOR SURE I NEED TO GET DONE AND TRANSFER FUNDS OVER THROUGH AFRICA TRADE TRANSFER THE FASTEST AND RELIABLE WAY TO SEND YOU MONEY OKAY.

JERRY GODSWILL IS THE NAME TO RECEIVE.

LOVE DAUGHTER,

BEN GLORY

This mean man now has a daughter named Ben Glory. Crap.... Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:06 pm

Joker wrote:

This mean man now has a daughter named Ben Glory. Crap.... Laughing

Are you sure he/she ain't from somewhere around Southeast-Asia? Wink

Personally, I've been a few times around that region and in Thailand "a ladyboy" is the third gender, for real. Male in female bodies, you know.

Nothing against them, they're really nice people. I just thought you could ask, "mix the soup" a little..

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