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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:11 pm |
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Nine hundred and eighty five million United States Dollars($985,000,000) only, best amount I've had in all my years baiting. So close. Anyone had an amount above the magic billion?
Note: it's in CASH. The diplomat mentioned has, assuming 100 dollar bills at around a gramme each, 9.85 tons of banknotes in his way. Must be a bit of a bind. How he got it out of war-torn Libya is anyone's guess.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Thanks & May Allah blessing's remain with you.
Dear Friend,
I am Galyna Kolotnytska , a personal guard to formal Libya Leadrer( Muammar al-Gaddafi), the tiny oil-rich country in Africa.
I will save your time by not amplifying his extended royal family history, which has already been disseminated by the international media during this controversial dispute that erupted between my Master ( Muammar al-Gaddafi) and President of United States, the President of United States ( Barrack Obama).
As you may know from the international media, the United States President Barack Obama gave sanction to Muammar al-Gaddafi due to his brutal crackdown against the demonstrators who opposed his leadership. The sanctions are given to weaken the Libyan government until the government which is initially strong becomes hobbled. Sanctions which given by Barack Obama to Gaddafi by seizing assets of Gaddafi in the United States and blocking properties owned by Gaddafi and his four sons in the U.S.
Furthermore during this unfortunate period, I was advised to evacuate my immediate family outside the Libyan with his security operatives to a nearby country, but before I could do that , We noticed that the United States President has place his security but I have been able to move some funds outside the country beforethis instruction.
Before my Incarceration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Nine hundred and Eighty-Five Million United States Dollars (US$985,000,000.00) of Muammar al-Gaddafi funds in cash with the assistance of a foreign diplomat who now reside in Europe.
The money has now been deposited as valuables into different private security and trust company for safe keeping abroad. The money where spited and kept in the following countries in this proportion: US$150 Million is in London UK, US$250 Million is in Brusels Belgium, US$120 Million is in Asia, US$185 Million is in west Africa and the balance of US$280 Million is in Amsterdam Holland and some parts of Europe.
Please if you know you can assist in claiming and investing it in real estate/property to guarantee the future survival of my family, contact me. |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:44 am |
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the tiny oil-rich country in Africa |
4th largest in africa and 17th in the world and your still classed as tiny? |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:58 am |
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I'm sure you will be able to assist for the odd hundred million or so won't you? |
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Appel_Sas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:18 pm |
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It's not as if he's offerring anything to anyone... And it doesn't seem as if he would ask for any money... So if he does ask for money, ask him "What the hell has this got to do with retrieving your money?" |
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Genvieve
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2012
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Location: Avalon
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:19 pm |
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Oh they always ask for money...
Legal fees and what not. |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:00 pm |
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It does amuse me how often I'm seeing President Obama name dropped in the formats I'm seeing. Two of my first three straight baits opened with a format that mentions him, and this lad did it too. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:40 pm |
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Bait him at will, that's partly why I posted this here but mostly I wondered if anyone had received an offer of a share in a larger non-existent amount than this.
Had a 150 million USD format way back, which the scammer claimed was in two trunk boxes in an hotel room with a diplomat. This led to questions about the size and weight of the trunk boxes and how the diplomat managed to get such weighty items into the hotel room and when the lad said each box was approx. 1 metre square, queries were raised about the pressure required to compress so much paper into such small spaces. It's all good fun. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:05 pm |
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Ninastian's stupid Lad Dick H3ad had these offers for Captain Mal (emphasis added):
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WE THE MANAGEMENT OF THE ROYAL DUTCH SHELL OIL COMPANY OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WISHES TO BRING TO YOUR INDULGENCE THAT WE ARE AWARDING THE CONTRACT OF $250 BILLION DOLLARS TO YOU SO THAT YOU WILL USE IT TO SERVICE OUR OIL WELLS AND PIPELINES IN SAO-TOME AND PRINCIPE AND ALSO THE RURAL ELECTRIFICATION PROJECT OF THE ROYAL DUTCH SHELL. |
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i want a partnership business to run with you based of the fact that after our end of year, i noticed that the sum of 9.7billion dollars is still lying in my possesion which the auditors did not find out. the money belongs to one of our late director by name;Mr.Malc0lm Reyn0lds. since the inception of his death, i have tried to reach out to any of his relatives but all to no avail and i now came to the conclusion to search out through the internet and see if i can find a name that is the same of that out deceased director and that was how i cam e to meet you. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:31 pm |
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Damn, still a small boi after all. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:54 pm |
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The sanctions are given to weaken the Libyan government until the government which is initially strong becomes hobbled. Sanctions which given by Barack Obama to Gaddafi by seizing assets of Gaddafi in the United States and blocking properties owned by Gaddafi and his four sons in the U.S. |
This lad has got fat fingers. I think he means 'nobbled.' |
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