Someone's Getting Soft

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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:02 am

Did I just see an apology from Tsnerd? Shocked

And now I'll just go ahead and hide in my corner, where this thread will no doubt land me anyway.

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:15 am

^Not only that, but PF is getting chummy with Canadians. What is going on? Confused

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Satan?

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:39 am

^No...something more bone chilling. Something like MDMA slipped in the Premium lounge or Mod's private lounge.

What's next...SOOI singing "Morning has Broken" and wanting to touch everyone? Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Justcold wrote:

PF is getting chummy with Canadians

Make no mistake about it, I have, and will continue to use them as chum.

Quote:

Chumming (American English from Powhatan[1]) is the practice of luring animals, usually fish or sharks, by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum often consists of Canadian parts and blood, which attract fish, particularly sharks due to their keen sense of smell.

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:22 am

I don't mind apologies, was there groping involved? I hope it was you, PF. ♥

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:03 pm

When I saw the title of this thread, I was thinking maybe it should be marked XXXXXX!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

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chum1
n
Informal a close friend
vb chums, chumming, chummed
1. (intr; usually foll by up with) to be or become an intimate friend (of)
2. (tr) Scot to accompany I'll chum you home

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:55 pm

I have heard that Tsnerd is oft called 'Mr Soft', but that may be related to something else...

Sorry Tsnerd, couldn't resist!

Wink

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:03 pm

^^May I suggest some Canadian Viagra?

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:38 am

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I'm not sure what I did to warrant my own thread and implied impotence, but shouldn't you all be be baiting or something?

Now scoot.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:49 am

Aww C'mon we all have the ability to multitask around here. Plus as a special added bonus that Canadian Viagra comes in many flavours like Maple, Moosehead (not recommended) and the most popular of all Assorted Timbit.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:42 am

Soft? SOFT?! HIM? *I* am the only one allowed to be soft around here! My silky fur and my soft, brown eyes say it all.
Pay no attention to the sharp teeth and the rabies.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:01 am

Well this is shocking I tell you.
Oh, I meant that TS didn't lock this thread.

@ Fae's was there groping involved?
I was hoping so and with supporting pictures! I keep checking back just in case.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:24 am

@TSnerd - don't be so modest! Why shouldn't you have your own thread? You could use it as a support group for your little problem. Wink

@419weasel -

Quote:

Pay no attention to the sharp teeth and the rabies.

And you seem like such a nice weasel!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Cougar wrote:

@TSnerd - don't be so modest! Why shouldn't you have your own thread? You could use it as a support group for your little problem.

Smells like an intervention. Run like hell Snerd, run like hell!

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:59 pm

Nothing to be ashamed of acording to all of the commercials millions of men are affected by this...

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

This shit will kill you! Well, at least you will die happy.

Quote:

Adverse effects

In clinical trials, the most common adverse effects of sildenafil use included headache, flushing, dyspepsia, nasal congestion and impaired vision, including photophobia and blurred vision.[11] Some sildenafil users have complained of seeing everything tinted blue (cyanopsia).[12] Some complained of blurriness and loss of peripheral vision. In July 2005, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration found that sildenafil could lead to vision impairment in rare cases[13] and a number of studies have linked sildenafil use with nonarteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy.[14][15][16][17][18][19]

Rare but serious adverse effects found through postmarketing surveillance include priapism, severe hypotension, myocardial infarction (heart attack), ventricular arrhythmias, stroke, increased intraocular pressure, and sudden hearing loss.[11] As a result of these postmarketing reports, in October 2007, the FDA announced that the labeling for all PDE5 inhibitors, including sildenafil, required a more prominent warning of the potential risk of sudden hearing loss.[20]

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

You could use it as a support group for your little problem.

Quote:

Run like hell Snerd, run like hell!

No, I guess they are right, Frank....and I just need to face it.

Ladies and gentlemen...and Weasels, Cougars and Frank....

....it is true.

I have gone soft. Sad

I thought that I could embrace 'cuddly and thoughtful', that I could be given the opportunity to be kind and considerate and that this would be accepted.

I hoped within my slowly thawing and hopeful heart that you all could all see past the Green Name and my evil overlord past....but, I see that this can't be so.

My attempts were met with derision, ridicule and sophomoric Viagra jokes.....and that was just in the Mod Room.

I cannot change who I am and you cannot embrace diversity and change.

Therefore, I will don the 'Dread Jackboots of Snerd' once more.

Thank you for opening my eyes.

I'll ban you all tomorrow.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:48 am

Jackboot!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Thank you, Roy - you've brought a tear to my eye.

Damnit! Hey!.......anybody seen the ban button?? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:50 am

The ban button is missing?

Satan!

Or satin. Maybe Rover's gone soft.

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:01 am

^makes you wonder, (for 5 seconds) what games the Mods will play next.
Where are the white coated one's when you need them. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:35 pm

Note the names of the mods taking part. They obviously don't have enough work to do. Maybe Rover needs to give them more tasks?