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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:10 am

Mixed Kebab followed by Chicken Vindaloo, Pillau Rice and Keema Nan from a little curry house I know up in Glasgow.

And to finish - a roll of toilet paper in the refridgerator.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:46 am

^Vindaloo is normally a bit above my tolerance levels although I have been known to torture myself on occasion. A couple years ago I was alone in the Big City; felt the onset of a Dang Cold and it was coming on strong! I ordered the most evil ( yet delicious) foods that struck my fancy. Onion Bhaji, Onion Salad, Beef ( Chicken just seems wrong for some reason) Vindaloo with a side of Naan and Rice. Of course wine for four was on the agenda as well.

Long story short, I woke up the next day without any cold symptoms whatsoever but I did have a wicked Hangover and really really wish I had the presence of mind to put the toilet paper in the Refrigerator.

Okay I do think I have nailed down my last meal though. Peel and eat shrimp fresh off the boat in Oslo! Way way back my Father and I bought a Litre of them and tossed the scraps to the seagulls. It was heaven. This past summer I revisited the same spot but actually ate them in a waterside pub as they served beer and the umbrellas kept those Shit Hawks from using me as a lavatory. My only wish is if he could have been there with me. Heck I would have bought this time. Well maybe not....

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:23 am

@SOOI....Damn if that does not look delicious. The site did not mention how hot it is. Chicken Vindaloo...

What if there was not limit to the amount that you all could spend?

Would the menu change?

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^ Yes, a Big Mac... aboard the ISS.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:10 pm

Sadly Texas recently stopped allowing inmates to request anything they want for their last meal. Real bummer I have a morbid fascination with what people eat as their last meal...

I'd start off with a dozen chicken strips (extra spicy) from golden chick a few rolls and a quart of gravy followed by a crab stuffed fillet and an entire triple layer chocolate cake both from Trulucks.

Washed down with some Duvel. Oh and I'd chain smoke as I was taking bites of food since I quit smoking for nothing.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:19 pm

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:05 pm

Being recently diagnosed as allergic to wheat and gluten my choices now are somewhat limited.

However this would be my LAST MEAL, take me to Five Guys and load me up with their French Fries.

Then to a nice Gulf side restaurant for our famous Wild Shrimp.

or

A nice gyros loaded with cucumber dressing.

Oh, heck just almost anything with wheat and gluten!!!

BTW, being wheat and gluten free isn't so bad though -- having lost 17# and 3 inches!

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:55 pm

What no budget now?

Well send out for more lobster, steak and champagne then! No oysters though, I've tried them and they were like salty bogies.

Oh, and a bucket size creme brulee, please.

I'll keep eating till I burst, like Mr Creosote.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:21 pm

^time for the Wafer thin mint!

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Steak marinated in creamy mushroom soup cooked for 3-4 hours in the oven, topped with grilled onion's and mushroom's, Mash potato's, a side of meatloaf and green beans: Desert coconut cream pie with french Vanilla Ice cream....lol

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Or this yum.....

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:58 am

Appetizer: Sampler platter consisting of fried okra, cheese sticks, and buffalo wings.
Salad course: Sushi and an asian-inspired green salad.
Main course: Grilled red snapper with sides of wild rice and steamed vegetables
Desert: German chocolate cake with Bluebell (local brand) vanilla ice cream
Drink choice: Bourbon and coke, on the rocks

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:00 pm

Walleye and Chips. If this is my last meal then I will die happy.

Reminds me of a joke. C'mon you love my jokes don't you? Thought as much.

Anyhow: If you give a man a fish he will eat well for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Yeah I resemble that remark.

Gotta go!!!!

Edit to add: Mrs. Oscarpiles couldn't find the Walleye so we had Halibut. A Formal, Hand-Written Apology in Green ink will not follow. I did ask though.

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