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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:56 am |
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This may seem like something I made up with it being Halloween and what have you and it may seem as improbable as a Nigerian Prince actually contacting you out of the blue with millions of dollars he wants to share with you. However, I genuinely had a scambaiting nightmare in the early hours of the morning.
I regularly carry two phones with me and I did in my dream - my real life phone and my baiting phone. I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket and the name of the scammer flashed up on the screen. However, to my horror, I realised it wasn't my baiting phone he was calling it was my real life phone! The call wasn't very clear and I couldn't hear what he was saying and papping myself I hung up quickly.
I then started getting hundreds of spam texts to my real life phone, he had given my real number out to hundreds of lads. Then he sent me one saying he knew were I was and he correctly told me the city I lived in, the area of the city I lived in and then he furnished me with a photograph of the street I lived on and a picture of my next door neighbour. Then I spent the next 30 seconds worrying, not for myself so much but what the reaction of my wife would be, who doesn't really approve of me baiting but begrudgingly tolerates it, when I tell her we might have an angry South African at our door anytime soon.
Then I woke up, breathed a huge sigh of relief that it was just a dream and then checked my real life phone just to make sure it was. The fact my wife was still with me further confirmed it wasn't real.
Anyone had similar scambaiting nightmare or are there any dream experts out there who can tell me what it means?
I guess you don't need to be a dream expert though to understand the primary message of this dream and it acts as reminder to us all - bait safe lads and lasses. |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
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x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:26 am |
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Dont have this meal last thing at night,
Quote,
A £2.00 portion of Onion Bhajis and a £6.50 Chicken Jalfrezi with Chappaties from my local Indian takeaway. |
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you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:39 am |
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Definitely need to resist ordering a cheese naan too |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:34 am |
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I don't claim to be Freud, but were you naked in your dream? |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:06 am |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:04 pm |
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It was just a dream. One could say, it projected what your unconscious is worries about.
However, the bottom line is it was just a dream. You probably went to sleep thinking about lads finding you.
They won't come looking for you. I would cost $1,000.00 if not $10,0000 and after all this, the chances they wouldn't be allowed in the US. Also, if they were going to ast a fool on US soil, they'd end up in American prisons where they be converted into currency.
No lad in the world would walk into that. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:04 pm |
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Last night I dreamed I was lost in Accra by the sea. My MINI got flooded and I had to walk through a load of houses to find my way back to it.
No sense of abject fear, though! |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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