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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of the Coke couriers

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We assure you that we will do all we can to ensure that you eventually obtain your winnings delivery.

From Bob B

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Are you the one putting on a red harmless shirt?

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:37 am

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most of you like going through the back door

Rolland Graham of the World Bank, who incidentally didn't mention where he is, or any sum of money.

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the (DHL) privet delivering jet will be living by on Thursday nest week for delivery

Not only a specialised jet, but a living one....

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:16 pm

^There's a bird living in a nest in a privet bush, and what?

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:51 pm

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Have a wince weekend.

Is he some kind of sadist?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:23 am

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BE WARNED! AND WARNED!! BE WARNED!!!
For security purpose make sure you keep it secret until you get your fund and never you contact this bad Yoke's of eggs anymore.

The yolks on you lad.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:39 am

Both quotes from the FBI

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The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC)

So they've changed their name to exactly what it was before Laughing

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our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America and also Asia and Europe

Thank you US members. Your tax dollars are appreciated Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:46 am

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ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION:

Thank you for your punctuality in response, you don't describe a certified lender with those unfortified and unacceptable verbal you just sent to us, Mr Frodo Baggins is legit and you dare not uses abusive words on him, for the may time we shall carryout our investigation to ascertain the reason for this insult. But we believe that some things must have happen along the line that warrant such insult, we shall get back to you but pray that you are not found guilty.

New Top Priority for the FBI, by Presidential Order: Investigate the reason why I insulted poor Nigerian businessman Mr. Frodo Baggins.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Oh you messed up this time! Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:59 pm

^^^ Yup and I'm really praying that I'm not found guilty! Laughing

Next I know I'll have Mr. Mueller, Chief of FBI and CIA and whatever rhymes with those, on my doorstep...

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:40 am

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i am 42 years old married with 2 kids. i just trusted you by direction of God i know God is not a lire.

nor is God a punt, franc or any other former European currency

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:06 pm

Description of SSD on universal-chemix.com:

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It has been developed for safe, fast and economical black stained money cleaning systems of turbo charged diesel engines.

Looks like they took a description of an engine cleaner and massaged it. The descriptions of the other chemicals are pure engine cleaner.
ETA:

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air cleaner, injection and bowels

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:34 am

What would Simple J Malarkey say?

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. Please we are not talking of little money here, therefore don’t underrate or communize this business, so put good interest on it.

Hon.Babaly Ba

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Sorry I caused you mental masturbation

I kind of fed that line to him but didn't think he would send it back like this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new pet says

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my race is Colorado

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:29 pm

Finally I got the one I have been looking for:

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Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free....

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:17 pm

^^Risky free is always the best!! Laughing

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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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We confirm money today from Mis Sue and she is from UK too. so why yours is very hard?.

I blame Miss Sue!

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:56 am

^as a good friend of mine says: Goddamnexcellent!

This Lad is really baring his soul:

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The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.

Probably because you had to pretend you liked him and pay for the funeral and stuff....

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Obama's cunning plan for re-election to The White House exposed by the lads.

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THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL AMERICANS RECEIVE THEIR OVERDUE FUNDS AND BE HAPPY SO AS TO ENABLE HIM GET THEIR SUPPORT FOR THIS COMING GENERAL ELECTION.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:45 pm

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My name is Terry More a member of the United Kingdom Department of Defense, It will interest you to know that I have nominated you as my beneficiary

It will interest him to know it is the Ministry of Defence in the UK. Then again don't think I'll tell him Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

You still need to brush up on your art of war stuff. You were nominated!

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:44 am

Should I be offended?

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I will be reviling the said amount immediately you give me your
word of Confidence to go ahead for this is a very huge amount of money

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My honey really loves me. Be jealous people!

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kate: baby i dont want to talk about it again cos you need all i want is money so if you want to deal with it just do it for me
me: excuse me?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Lads are such patient souls, especially when it comes to you going down your local Western Union outlet with their loot.

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Please do that as soon as possible now

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^We must have different types of lad on the line. Mine is burning the keyboard ink abut every hour trying to get that transfer information. It's like he never read my mail at all.

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