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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:49 am

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You are 100% quarantine that you are in the right place to receive your loan.

Sounds like a weird way to apply for a loan, but at least it shows they're taking safety precautions!

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:42 pm

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My Son I have known this lawyer for many years now and he is one of those lawyer’s that people respect very much in the society and have been behind this very church for about 10years now,

(Rev Gomes)

So the Lawyer is living or doing business behind the church for 10 years????

Hmmmm.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:20 am

As Huggy Bear used to say " My Memory ain't so good". Okay maybe that's not completely accurate but that's how I remember it:

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I am writing you because I cannot remember handling any legal case for you or your company at any time.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:04 am

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if you do not receive your Consignment Box containing your funds we shall be held ZADROGA. DOUGLAS H. KING responsible

What are they drinking/smoking at DHS?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Please from the investigations,we discovered that some of you died due to heart attack after being scammed by fraudsters therefore we ask you to call this number:+234-8127125518, on receipt of this message as it will help us to cross-check the listed names of living ones to avoid wasting our time waiting to paying to ghost victims.

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Note that your approved funds have been gazzetted and keyed up
electronically which is now reflecting in our system

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:56 pm

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Question ............... Who is good?
Answer .................flower

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:18 pm

These are all from one message. I could have posted the entire thing as none of made any sense:

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My wife died and I could not have children with it.

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I enormously make a point of making you a confidence. That never I do not have also to say to somebody.

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Thus to entrust to me to you would be me to entrust to the eternal seen that it is him who has allowed this meeting.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:28 pm

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please i believe so much in your last email. that gives me great presure to look beyond my wet.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:41 pm

Are you dead or hurt?

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I am Simon K.Ademola from the Dead Vitamin Verification and Re-validation Unit here in Nigeria.

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Please confirm the validity of this report and state clearly whether you are invalid,deaf and dumb arising from your auto accident.

If I'm invalid, deaf & dumb then how could I call him?

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To further convince us that you are the very person, I would prefer you call me immediately you receive this message otherwise, we would have no choice but to act according to you’re Will to allow the Lawyer get this said amount of from the bank In UK with the Account he came with.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My WU agent is not happy that I will not give him a long list of information. Told him my name and email addy were obvious and he needs nothing else.

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if you know what is good for you better follow my instruction.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:30 pm

I've never been there but I hear its nice:

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I need your assistance to transfer 22.5000000 Dollar from Hung Kong

Or maybe he's talking about King Kong's well endowed Brother?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:29 pm

Menard Nelson Kelly a General in the US Army currently in Kabul blah blah...blah...found something extraordinary:

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I discovered an unusual bulge!

Sorry bout that General you see I've been away from home for quite a spell and the thoughts of....Oh never mind!

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:07 pm

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Eco Bank: the lawyer come to our office
Cammy: What lawyer?
Eco Bank: the lwayer who will sing your fund
Cammy: Huh?
Eco Bank: i mean the lawyer who can sing your fund to transfer your fund to you

I'd like to have heard that song...

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

The germ bank!

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So I will advice you t0 wait for the answers in 2 to 3 hours time, so that I can going through the disease customer pr0file to get the correct information’s complete and after that I will send it t0 you immediately to meet up with the bank given date and I pray to c0me out with mentioned information’s of the disease that the bank is asking y0u for your transfer soon.

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:48 am

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Basically, all I need from you is sincerity, authenticity, integrity protection, virtue,accountability and honor which brings trust in business.

Are you sure you don't want to buy some Hash?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

I'll never be short of pants again if this deal goes through hitch free.

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The name of the man Mr. Alan Williams, A British National
The amount in the account 9, 500,000.00 British pants

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:45 pm

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Hello Sales,

I am Wong,

You got that right!

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:35 am

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Good day,
I am rich, sick and dying

Well I suppose you can't have everything.........

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THIS IS FOR YOUR EARS ONLY

So why didn't you phone me instead?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Nowt like wasting a day

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I have don unnecessary Investigation today in Gambia Federal High Court with Barrister Paulo Steven on issue of Power of attorney, authorization letter and affidavit of oath for the transferring of the fund into your account.

I've found out today that if I want the 9,500,000 British Pants I first have to shell out 1,850 British Pants to secure the deal. There is always a draw back!

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I was made to understand this Morning everything about all the documents which will cost us 1,850 British pants at the Federal High Court for the processing of the documents on your behalf

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:31 pm

^Trust British pants? Sure can!

Meanwhile, perplexed banker Lad is... still perplexed:

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The ICB GHANA believes you are taking every serious thing here as joke,we can see some lackadaisical attitude to serious issues,what do you mean by we've have been contacting the wrong person?your character towards this whole thing is wrong,you are rather wrong in all your actions and attitude,your name M4LCOLM R3YNOLDS is what is there and not you judging us by the error.Do what is write and lets close this whole thing as soon as you sign it and the ICB GHANA will clear of your name and close dealings with you,it is as simple as abc.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:06 pm

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The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that grivet.

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:53 am

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BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOM

Aw crap I was hoping that I could have the Missus make me some new Woolies for XMas too!

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:36 am

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The higher Regulatory authorities that is in charge of international transaction has this morning declared that you will receive your $2.400,000.000.00 through Money Gram Only as compensation for your past effort here in Benin Rep which Western Union who supposed to handle the transfer turned you outside down after you sent fees to them.

Don't try this at home kids. Shocked

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:03 am

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hi dear love, i am Blessing by name , how are you today, i hope you are great i read your email and pick interest on you as gay that need a true love man , i will like us to move from here because i have an important message to tell you

Dang looks like I've been outed...

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:14 am

I have always been saddened that I've never gotten a Risky Free from any Lad but this is almost as good:

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Needy.Love

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