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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Copied Jim's picture from the previous page

^^First place finisher* of the 2nd Annual 'Run, Dive, Catch' Artillery Round Competetion.

*Runners' up competitors were unavailable for photos.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

Paula Radcliffe never had this trouble!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:18 am

Contestants in the 5th annual worst fart contest arrive early.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

The Plane! The Plane!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:31 am

The Antichrist fooled all the End-Time watchers by changing the form and location for the Mark of the Beast.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

The new Sofa design at DFS proved to be an abject failure.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:30 am

The Bachem Ba 349 point-defence interceptor wasn't originally designed as a suicide plane, but was redesignated as such because just looking at it induced profound depression.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

"Well, you see Timmy, sometimes when a daddy plane really likes a mommy plane....."

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:37 pm

^^Movie critics gave Mannequin 2 negative reviews for adding action scenes to the sequel.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:59 pm

"Prison had changed sideshow Bob, but he still had his hatred towards Bart. And now he had devised one last plan to get rid of him once and for all."

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:24 am

Having run the Pigeon gauntlet, Miko managed to save all of her popcorn.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

Offensive and racist remark removed.

Seeing as Mr. Puss will no longer be gracing us with his presence, here is my submission:

"Squirrel!!"

- TS

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Posts: 114

^ Former wastepaper basket and upper class twit Gervaise Brook-Hamster found his greatest fame in his later career as a lawyer/banker/gullible rich dude, with a face that would be known from Abidjan to Dakar.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:00 am

^^Shall I toss your salad with some virgin olive oil and red wine viniger?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:14 am

^ It took Alicia 4 minutes before she realized that she was sitting on a Tesla coil.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:18 am

Yes nurse you are right, the temperature of this patient is too high.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Sep 2012 Posts: 13

^^^Fox announces new reality show "Dancing With Critters" ^^^

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:42 pm

Misty wanted the 'Guinness book of world record's" smallest chair record. She won the award by sitting for 41 hours and 9 minutes. (419)

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:46 pm

It's not until you look really close at squirrels and see their eyes that you know that they are Greys in disguise.

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Posts: 114

^ The Alien would soon learn that hustling a Predator was not nearly so much a good idea as it seemed at the time.

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:58 am

When the Cougar has finished with her conquests, she has been known to send those who do not satisfy her plummeting to their deaths from high places; strangely, these victims seem unaware of their impending doom.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

^ Hell has officially frozen over.

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:43 am

"I find my sudden lack of status disturbing..."

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:21 pm

How many spankings do you think you deserve?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:08 am

No-one ever noticed the sandpaper until it was too late.