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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:18 am |
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Shorty, but only by accident.
When will he finish his screenplay? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:37 am |
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When he finds a desk that is low enough for him to write on it.
What do you think when you see all those people with the signs at the airports? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:50 am |
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Where can I find a good pizza?
If you had wings would you tell anyone? |
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:23 am |
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A wet t shirt and a cold shower.
Is Keith Hennessey-Brandy-Drunken-Buffoon and his boyfriend, Peter Lacey-Knickers, two of the most obnoxious piss artists who have lived? |
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Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:21 am |
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Keith Bingedrinker-Spew and his mates Greg Technicolour-Yawn and Bruce Projectile-Chunder are just as obnoxious, and a lot messier.
Would you let them redecorate your neighbour's patio? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:37 pm |
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Only in their shop doorway.
What would be a fitting punishment for Keith Hennessey-Brandy-Drunken-Buffoon and Peter Lacey-Knickers? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:07 pm |
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A knighthood and a spare pair of trousers, and a punch up the conk each.
Do you know of any makers of leather omnibuses still in business? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:10 am |
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Hinckley Plopmobility, 47 The Cave, Much Shaggiing-in-the-Hedgerows.
Is it true that the best pleace for Egyptians is in a dustbin? |
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Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:17 am |
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Egyptian pleace were so named after an uneducated Armenian was hired to produce the required letterheads for the local constabulary soon after the Battle of Tel-El-Kabir in 1882, and they've never had the respect of the locals or anyone else since then.
If you were arrested in Egypt, would you mention the above fact? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:05 pm |
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Of course. It shows a proper understanding and interest in their history and culture.
What punishment should I expect? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:12 pm |
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Immediate execution of your reduced chocolate ration by firing squad.
All right - who's been messing about with the UCMJ again? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:12 am |
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I put it on my sandwich with the peanut butter. It was strange...
Why did you leave it there? |
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Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:11 am |
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A bottle of a full bodied 69 in the bedroom.
When you go shopping for clothes, are you well served in the trouser department? |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:51 am |
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As far as they are able to measure my waist, yes.
When you read a book, where do you put it? |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:50 am |
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On my head.
If you read a recipe, what do you do with it? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:22 pm |
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Ask my concubines if we could make a sandwich.
Do you share my taste for cheesecake? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:25 pm |
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No, sorry, I don't want to eat the cheese from in between your toes.
Why is a kiwi green on the inside and brown on the outside? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:32 pm |
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Someone confused the bird with a chinese gooseberry.
Can a piece of fruit do the haka? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:36 pm |
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Depends on how long it has been laying there.
Can you write blue with a red pen? |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:05 pm |
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Yes you can, look.
Myyyyyy dog has fleas [Harmonica break]
Wooo, my dog has fleas reeeal bad [Harmonica break]
And he's allergic to flea-spray [two minutes harmonica solo].
Can you play a vuvuzela from the wide side? |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:51 pm |
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With his over coat buttoned up.
WHat shall we do with the drunken sailor? |
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Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:28 pm |
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Tell him there is a beautiful girl waiting for him in the middle of Gobi Desert.
Why do people read good books instead of the best books? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:13 pm |
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It's about 12 inches long and highly dangerous.
What is a bosun's plunger? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:39 pm |
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Ask Bosun Higgs.
Why can there be no mass without him? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:19 pm |
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If someone knew the right answer, (s)he would be awarded the Nobel prize in Physics.
Do you belong to any minority? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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