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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:59 pm

I think I've been around here too long as this actually makes sense to me:

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I standard Brigitte Marie and I hope you leave a fund which I will talk about in my post if you answer me I would not go deeper in my words I would like to know a little more before I do gives more accuracy please submit I want to know deeply because I am currently undergoing a condition of life very difficult now because I have brain cancer years
please answer me quickly

I will attempt to dumb this lad down a bit....

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

I love it when they are wordy, I give it them back 10 fold, so my mails sound like an interview the Ultimate Warrior used to give in the WWF Smile

Encouraging over the top formality with a few incorrect idioms thrown in for good measure and miseducation makes them, hopefully, sound ridiculous to RL victims which could help tip them off.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:39 pm

This is actually from my private collection of Warrior merchandise:

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh637/oscarpiles/Stuff/Warrior.jpg

Somebody bought it for me (honest)!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:45 pm

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“. . . and I came here for one reason: to attack and keep coming. Not to ask but just to give, not to want but just to sing, sing the power of the Warrior . . . because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell, and when I get big enough, brother, there ain’t gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Warriors floating through the veins . . .”

He was no Machman Randy Savage but hey......... Shocked

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:20 pm

Maybe we should put this lad in touch with my current linguistic-graduate lad, who talks like he has a stick up his ass. What a great pairing...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

oscarpiles wrote:

This is actually from my private collection of Warrior merchandise:

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh637/oscarpiles/Stuff/Warrior.jpg

Somebody bought it for me (honest)!!!

I'm not a Warrior collector but I do have a bit of older wrestling collectibles and magazines from the 70s. I haven't looked at the trading cards in years but I think I have one of Warrior.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:33 pm

^I'm not a 'Warrior' collector myself. My old secretary (from back in the day when I was important) found it in a thrift store. Its been here at work for years along with my BAR-noculars, Talking Hot Dog Condiment Holder and other assorted crap that my wife doesn't want around the house.
This isn't to say that I'm not a wrassling fan. I recently had the honor of being tossed out of a Monday Night Raw taping for being a bit too boisterous. Whooda thunk that cheering for the bad guys would start a fight. Sheesh!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:26 pm

The first clause is obviously a singing polecat, though I don't recognize from what language. I suggest you compose your reply in some other language you know and machine-translate it to English, or introduce some words from another language (maybe made to look English, such as "umbrought").

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Posts: 114

It sounds like a really bad online translation.

One thing that's always fun is to write a straight reply in English, then run it through several languages in Google Translate before bringing it back to English. It really does lose something in the translation.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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I have brain cancer

I think the gibberish-spouting lad meant to say "I have brain constipation".