| Author |
Message |
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
 Posted:
Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:42 pm |
  |
I do the last turkey in the shop.
Have you seen a certain picture of a certain member of the Royal Family? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:36 am |
|
Yes and she hasn't changed in the 50 years of my awareness.
Did you mean member as in *****? |
_________________
Gold Coins here
      
 x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:04 am |
|
Only when ***** is <><><> without any #####.
So will you remembe to dismember in December? |
_________________
Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2  x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:29 pm |
|
Here in the Cult, we never forget.
What would you do if you were a hot female baiter and had 2 equal suitors? |
_________________
"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
 [ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:15 pm |
|
Keep them from ever meeting.
Do they know about each other? |
_________________
Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:54 pm |
|
They were farting sparks and crapping smoke!
Do you swing like a pendulum do? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
|
| Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:26 am |
|
Only if I am roller skating in a Buffalo herd.
Can you do waka do? |
_________________
Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
|
|
|
|
Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
|
| Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:32 am |
|
Wait A Knight Away is a lovely Youth Hostel in Middle Earth. Wealthy Allure Kissing Apart is the experience you get when you are not too late of course.
Now I can see it all and I'm asking you to wait. But is it too late? |
_________________
red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
x17 
Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:26 am |
|
3.15 at Clapham Junction. Bring a bucket and a pair of pliers.
Is Pierre O'Pliers the great French-Irish electrician? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
| Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:39 pm |
|
No, he is the cousin of the President of Molvania.
How famous are you in your country? |
_________________
"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:58 pm |
|
9
64 83 094 7878 and cough in a bucket? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
| Posted:
Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:07 pm |
|
Mayor Snorkums.
Gnorf, can you lap a pie-chain? |
_________________
Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:19 pm |
|
With a mess of chains.
Do you want 2 loose stools, a dead dog's schlong and a plate of wallaby stew for din-dins? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
| Posted:
Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:39 pm |
|
No thanks, I don't need any more furniture.
Why don't you tighten your stools? |
_________________
Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:25 pm |
|
ONe long bent thing with a sort of lump on the end.
Is someone going to fund the Arts Council to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:38 pm |
|
I'll take the Fifth, and buy a case.
Have you heard Beethoven's Fifth Motorcar? |
_________________
Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:50 pm |
|
It bangs and backfires a bit.
Have you ever banged and backfired a bit? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
| Posted:
Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:54 pm |
|
Why would I do anything "a bit" if I can do more...
Did Yastreb mean Biethoffenyszshka Mashina Noomer 5? |
_________________
"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
|
Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
|
| Posted:
Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:45 pm |
|
A direct hit!
What do you get if you cross Denise Richards with a wet t shirt? |
_________________
Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
|
|
|
|
Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
|
| Posted:
Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:53 pm |
|
A call from her lawyer. Never cross Denise Richards.
Are you obsessed with celebrity? |
_________________
   |
|
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
| Posted:
Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:08 pm |
|
No, but my fans all over the world are.
Who has lied to the media that I am a cousin of the President of Molvania? |
_________________
"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
| Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:04 am |
|
I was only repeating what the press release said.
Is it true that the Defence Minister's son has a cloned twin brother? |
_________________
Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
| Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:13 am |
|
There are actually 10 new twin brothers and one of them has two heads. Obviously the Molvanian Army will have several new officers.
What job would you give to someone with 2 heads? |
_________________
"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
|
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
|
| Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:14 am |
|
Looking both ways before crossing the street.
Why did the goat cross the street? |
_________________
Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
|
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
| Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:16 am |
|
A lad was standing there and looking lonely.
Who had safaried him? |
_________________
"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
|
|
|
SmartFeed
