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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:28 pm |
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Joker wrote: |
I have been calvary greeted twice today! |
Bah.
Sarah James wrote: |
bad guy . i greet you sir |
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:55 am |
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As I am writing to you now the right arm of my breast is seriously paining and the medical doctor has given his words that I will be in for surgical operation by Sunday to Monday. My heart is seriously beating every second I don't know if it is going to be my last letter to you and as such I am using this opportunity to give you all the needed information’s. |
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Following instructions and details which we received from our ridicules customer Mrs Mariarn Akom. Bnp Paribas Bank Plc Abidjan-Ivory Coast, contact you for an inter transfer. |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:33 pm |
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[email protected] wrote: |
u atleast try to stand before the pulpit and praise God,that will make u to change u ways |
[email protected] wrote: |
Be open.I have no intentions to delay you.You are the one who is foot dragging. |
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_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
لئيم كافر |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:38 pm |
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@ TheDane: Calvary Greetings!
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Note that Charles Soludo has been sacked for ages because he is trying to divert peoples funds. so ghost is Charles Soludo. be careful come to my office and have an eye witness |
Someone got their money order chopped. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
لئيم كافر |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:36 am |
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Lad claiming to be FBI wrote: |
so our job as the nation's premier enforcement agency is to wiretap internet scam artist by protecting coperate organitions precious images from fraudulent act. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:44 am |
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His capitals, my bolding.
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Because i have being into this business since 1999 after my Retirement
as a MINISTER OF FINANCE HOUSE AND WALLS |
Not fair, we don't have that position in the UK government |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:42 am |
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My lad is a bit upset:
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you are in no possible position to make threats or ask the bank to get another lawyer you wanker?
who the hell do you think you are?its like telling natwest bank to get you another lawyer, nitwit, you are no longer required to communicate with the bank you bastard, i ham fed up with your slimmy lying person.
kindly send the withdrawal letter to the bank immediately, i will look for a more competent partner, kindly send the withdrawal letter or i will instruct my lawyer to contact the bank directly and have your name removed from that account.
you can shove your money upp your ass for all i care, i warned you that i will not forgive you if you jeopardise this funds for me, you bastard. |
First time I've ever seen a lad use the word "wanker" though, must have spent some time in the UK.
I'm having " i ham fed up with your slimmy lying person" for a sig line though |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:26 pm |
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^^ Yes, he does seem a mite irritated. I really like his use of "Nitwit"! |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
"I am okay but had a little fracture on our last operation." - Capt. Highliner |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:16 am |
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and please stop calling my late Father idiot he was a hard working man all his entire life,and he was a very weld man,
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Best be careful with this lad, his dad is welded together
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so i need to further my education as soon as i come over to your country and i so much love your country.because the speck English and English is one of my best subject in school. |
could have fooled me |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:01 am |
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HOW ARE YOU THE GREATEST JOKER ON THE EARTH?? |
I train 4 hours a day. |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:30 pm |
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I'm keeping abreast of the situation:
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I REMAIN YOUR BOSOM FRIEND |
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_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:01 pm |
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I was contacted by the Chairperson of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC to lunch a full scaled/intensive investigation on syndicates that have impersonated some office to swindle you.
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:00 am |
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Said, not written, but noteworthy...
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I am too old to be young |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:05 am |
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you are such a bastard who is looking for some fucking palce to lay.
Look at this foolish impostor that i am trying to help who is ungratefully of him self. Such a poor impostor like you.
It is quiet a pity for you to lose this precious opportunity fool.
U bastard, enjoy you miserably life in hair. |
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:38 pm |
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I strongly advise you to treat this communication with top maturity.... |
Heh. Time to turn it up I suppose. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 pm |
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Mr. Mueller is at it again:
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Listen i am here for joke,if you know that you are guilty kindly present the said document for clarification and also stop the necessary action which i have given my investigation officers to take.
Do not hesitate to our order or you find your self blamed. |
Well at least we are both here for joke. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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zzz
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jun 2012
Posts: 101
Location: England
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Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:49 pm |
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In my latest baits I play it a young dumb farmer and this only adds to the confusion of the lads
Mr Victor Manga wants me to transfer him the fee via Western Union, which of course leads to my character's rant:
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Aaah no. The only way I send money to ANYONE now is through secure transfer when I go in person to see ma personal fella banker at the branch office. I hope ur not a kind of fucking spammer, aint no wanna talking western onions, this sound suspicios! |
This is what Mr Manga replied:
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You email has been received and from my understanding your email is not well understood.
I will simply want you to express yourself in a clearer form that i can understand your point, because all beneficiary are to send their update fee to us via western union money transfer or via secured internet money transfer Libertyreserve.com. |
So my farm boy tries his best:
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Will try to explain better. Your understanding is no good. So here is what I wrote in my previous email:
I am NEVER, EVER, I repeat - I DO NOT use shitty services like Western Onion, nor little known to man like Libertyreserve.com or Ria or MG or whatever crap is out there.
So I hope the above is now clear to you? I can however transfer you the $520 through my bank account. Hope you understand my email now, this is the best a poor uneducated farmer like me can achieve. |
Finally, the lad is now happy:
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Your email is well understood.
I have inform our outreach administrator regarding your request for an account for you to be able to send across your requested fee total $520.00USD which has been provided to you below: <snipped bank account info> |
So this lad is a gem - I've got a piggy and a signature line from him |
_________________ x4 x 14
"Idiot you are such a moron, article of no commercial value uncircumcised baboon, moron of a frog"
"WHERE DID YOU LEARN THOSE CUT AND JOIN ENGLISH, WOW! IT SOUNDS VERY INTERESTING. CAN YOU MAKE A LINE OF GOOD GRAMMAR?"
"You email has been received and from my understanding your email is not well understood." |
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:14 pm |
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After getting the 26 question game from one of mine I just sent the following in response.
And please, if we are going to continue to write and get to know each other kindly leave the teenage love question stuff for the kids. Not one bit of the 21 questions stuff is useful in a real relationship and it is far to early to even think of that. We are only a few mails into this and really cannot even say we are friends yet. All of the things you copied there have either been answered or would be if we were actually using our own words.
And of course I get the usual scripted
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What a Good responds, You sounds Great and I will like to keep talking to you in other to know more about this stuffs |
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_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:51 am |
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Our son is just 17yearold...he have low level manterity. |
Wait until they get a load of me! Manterity be damned. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:24 am |
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CAN YOU HELP ME SIR....? |
No... let me grab the Scarecrow. He should be able to whip you something up to help you with your psychosis dear scammer. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
لئيم كافر |
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:16 pm |
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I must have hit the jackpot today.
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i want you as close friend i want to give you my sister. |
And this from that limey shyster John Woodgate
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the fact that I lack the locus-standi to assume the role of the trustee |
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_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:41 am |
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ACCEPT OUR WORM REGARDS |
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:08 am |
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Further to wiretapping out scammers from this region, we have had some bottle-neck in the fight against scammers as most of them have gone nuclear. |
The lads have nukes? |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:17 pm |
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My company has been doing research on injection, INJECTION OF HORSE. |
how um er...interesting... |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:02 pm |
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From my catcher account...
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COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT MY EMAIL PLS ??? |
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My Reply:
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NO I DIDN'T GET YOUR MESSAGE, PLEASE RESEND IT |
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_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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