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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:28 pm

Joker wrote:

I have been calvary greeted twice today! Laughing

Bah.

Sarah James wrote:

bad guy . i greet you sir

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

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As I am writing to you now the right arm of my breast is seriously paining and the medical doctor has given his words that I will be in for surgical operation by Sunday to Monday. My heart is seriously beating every second I don't know if it is going to be my last letter to you and as such I am using this opportunity to give you all the needed information’s.

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Following instructions and details which we received from our ridicules customer Mrs Mariarn Akom. Bnp Paribas Bank Plc Abidjan-Ivory Coast, contact you for an inter transfer.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

[email protected] wrote:

u atleast try to stand before the pulpit and praise God,that will make u to change u ways

[email protected] wrote:

Be open.I have no intentions to delay you.You are the one who is foot dragging.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

@ TheDane: Calvary Greetings!

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Note that Charles Soludo has been sacked for ages because he is trying to divert peoples funds. so ghost is Charles Soludo. be careful come to my office and have an eye witness

Someone got their money order chopped. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:36 am

Lad claiming to be FBI wrote:

so our job as the nation's premier enforcement agency is to wiretap internet scam artist by protecting coperate organitions precious images from fraudulent act.

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:44 am

His capitals, my bolding.

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Because i have being into this business since 1999 after my Retirement
as a MINISTER OF FINANCE HOUSE AND WALLS

Not fair, we don't have that position in the UK government Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:42 am

My lad is a bit upset:

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you are in no possible position to make threats or ask the bank to get another lawyer you wanker?
who the hell do you think you are?its like telling natwest bank to get you another lawyer, nitwit, you are no longer required to communicate with the bank you bastard, i ham fed up with your slimmy lying person.
kindly send the withdrawal letter to the bank immediately, i will look for a more competent partner, kindly send the withdrawal letter or i will instruct my lawyer to contact the bank directly and have your name removed from that account.
you can shove your money upp your ass for all i care, i warned you that i will not forgive you if you jeopardise this funds for me, you bastard.

First time I've ever seen a lad use the word "wanker" though, must have spent some time in the UK.

I'm having " i ham fed up with your slimmy lying person" for a sig line though Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

^^ Yes, he does seem a mite irritated. Laughing

I really like his use of "Nitwit"!

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:16 am

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and please stop calling my late Father idiot he was a hard working man all his entire life,and he was a very weld man,

Best be careful with this lad, his dad is welded together

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so i need to further my education as soon as i come over to your country and i so much love your country.because the speck English and English is one of my best subject in school.

could have fooled me

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:01 am

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HOW ARE YOU THE GREATEST JOKER ON THE EARTH??

I train 4 hours a day.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:30 pm

I'm keeping abreast of the situation:

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I REMAIN YOUR BOSOM FRIEND

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:01 pm

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I was contacted by the Chairperson of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC to lunch a full scaled/intensive investigation on syndicates that have impersonated some office to swindle you.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:00 am

Said, not written, but noteworthy...

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I am too old to be young

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:05 am

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you are such a bastard who is looking for some fucking palce to lay.

Look at this foolish impostor that i am trying to help who is ungratefully of him self. Such a poor impostor like you.

It is quiet a pity for you to lose this precious opportunity fool.

U bastard, enjoy you miserably life in hair.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:38 pm

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I strongly advise you to treat this communication with top maturity....

Heh. Time to turn it up I suppose.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 pm

Mr. Mueller is at it again:

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Listen i am here for joke,if you know that you are guilty kindly present the said document for clarification and also stop the necessary action which i have given my investigation officers to take.

Do not hesitate to our order or you find your self blamed.

Well at least we are both here for joke.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:49 pm

In my latest baits I play it a young dumb farmer and this only adds to the confusion of the lads Smile

Mr Victor Manga wants me to transfer him the fee via Western Union, which of course leads to my character's rant:

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Aaah no. The only way I send money to ANYONE now is through secure transfer when I go in person to see ma personal fella banker at the branch office. I hope ur not a kind of fucking spammer, aint no wanna talking western onions, this sound suspicios!

This is what Mr Manga replied:

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You email has been received and from my understanding your email is not well understood.

I will simply want you to express yourself in a clearer form that i can understand your point, because all beneficiary are to send their update fee to us via western union money transfer or via secured internet money transfer Libertyreserve.com.

So my farm boy tries his best:

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Will try to explain better. Your understanding is no good. So here is what I wrote in my previous email:

I am NEVER, EVER, I repeat - I DO NOT use shitty services like Western Onion, nor little known to man like Libertyreserve.com or Ria or MG or whatever crap is out there.

So I hope the above is now clear to you? I can however transfer you the $520 through my bank account. Hope you understand my email now, this is the best a poor uneducated farmer like me can achieve.

Finally, the lad is now happy:

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Your email is well understood.

I have inform our outreach administrator regarding your request for an account for you to be able to send across your requested fee total $520.00USD which has been provided to you below: <snipped bank account info>

So this lad is a gem - I've got a piggy and a signature line from him Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

After getting the 26 question game from one of mine I just sent the following in response.

And please, if we are going to continue to write and get to know each other kindly leave the teenage love question stuff for the kids. Not one bit of the 21 questions stuff is useful in a real relationship and it is far to early to even think of that. We are only a few mails into this and really cannot even say we are friends yet. All of the things you copied there have either been answered or would be if we were actually using our own words.

And of course I get the usual scripted

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What a Good responds, You sounds Great and I will like to keep talking to you in other to know more about this stuffs

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:51 am

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Our son is just 17yearold...he have low level manterity.

Wait until they get a load of me! Manterity be damned.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

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CAN YOU HELP ME SIR....?

No... let me grab the Scarecrow. He should be able to whip you something up to help you with your psychosis dear scammer. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I must have hit the jackpot today.

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i want you as close friend i want to give you my sister.

And this from that limey shyster John Woodgate

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the fact that I lack the locus-standi to assume the role of the trustee

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:41 am

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ACCEPT OUR WORM REGARDS

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:08 am

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Further to wiretapping out scammers from this region, we have had some bottle-neck in the fight against scammers as most of them have gone nuclear.

The lads have nukes? Shocked

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:17 pm

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My company has been doing research on injection, INJECTION OF HORSE.

how um er...interesting...

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:02 pm

From my catcher account...

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COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT MY EMAIL PLS ???

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LET ME KNOW

My Reply:

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NO I DIDN'T GET YOUR MESSAGE, PLEASE RESEND IT

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