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ParaNoid
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:54 pm |
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In another thread regarding Eaterversaries,
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I've missed all six of mine. 
I keep thinking my "friends" will throw a surprise Eaterversary party for me, but they never do.  |
I think it is about time to throw that surprise Eaterversary party for Jose.
Why now you ask.
Because this is the essence of surprise, when the <strike>victim</strike> friend least expects it jump from behind the couch and surprise them.
He probably has been expecting a party for at least 5 of the last 6 years. It's your party Jose, you can cry if you want to!
Please join me is celebrating the 6 year 5 month Eaterversary of arguably one of the most Mods of 419Eater.
Please tell any cute, embarrassing or fictional stories about Jose you can remember or steal from some one else's life.
To a true friend and one of the most bestest of Mods on Eater, Happy Eaterversary jose_cuervo, you are a friend of mine!
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Seamless
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Paradise
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:14 pm |
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jose, Happy Eaterversary !! |
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TheDane
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:50 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary, José!
I got you this:
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:39 am |
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Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Hap Eaterversary <strike>Juan</strike> Jose! I remember this one time at goat camp Jose stuck a..... |
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Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
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Morgain Le Fay
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Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:25 am |
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We are treating you to drinks and fine dining at the -->
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:16 am |
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Since I am a noob, I've have not had many conversations with Jose...although I did save this one.
I had just joined up and received my 6 pack of Eater brewed Lad Light when Jose IM'd me.
I saved the conversation...
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jose_cuervo: Hey JC! Welcome to Eater.
Justcold: Wow! A Moderator welcoming me. I am honored Mr. Cuervo.
jose_cuervo: No probs my friend. We are fairly loose around here and try make newcomers welcome.
Justcold: Thank you Mr. Cuervo...I intend to do some damage to the lads.
jose_cuervo: Soooooo, do you like Elton John?
Justcold: Umm..yeah he is a great singer.
jose_cuervo: Do you like "Wham"?
Justcold: They had some good tunes.
jose_cuervo: I could just groove on some Wham tunes all day long...couldn't you?
Justcold: I have not listened to them in quite awhile....do you have any great baiting tips that I could use?
jose_cuervo: Baiter, Shmaiter. Loosen up my friend..we are VERY good friends here.
Justcold: I'm glad that I am joining a very tight knit group.
jose_cuervo: You don't know how tight....yet. 
Justcold: Mr. Cuervo, I thank you for the personal welcome, but I hear my mentor calling and had better run.
jose_cuervo: WAIT...do you have a webcam?
Justcold: Ummm...yes sir.
jose_cuervo: Go to skype right now.
Justcold: I can't skype Mr. Cuervo.
jose_cuervo: Are you disobeying Mod orders noob?
Justcold: No sir..someone is at the door. I've got to go.
jose_cuervo: JC? Get your cute ass to skype, NOW!!
jose_cuervo: JC?!?! I will report you to SOOI! |
Happy Eaterversery Mr. Cuervo. I look forward to next year's party. (If I am not jackbooted off first) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:05 am |
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^^That was a close one he probably wanted to check out your boots... |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:35 am |
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I like his frilly ones. 
Standing by for big surprise.
EDIT:
Just so you know, I've been blowing all night.
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:59 am |
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Congrats Jose! I've brought some friends to the party:
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TheFae
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Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:53 am |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:59 am |
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My kind of party!! |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:21 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary Jose Quervo!!!
Here's a complimentary kiwi mojito
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TheFae
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:37 pm |
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^^After due consideration AND HOURS of discussion, what in the hell is that? |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:04 pm |
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Mortal, just What! is that one legged duck-footed vestigital winged mutant hummingbird doing hanging on the edge of that nebulously majestic beverage? And what is stuck on the schnaze of the hummingduck?
Is it a flower that it is trying to remove from it's beak by pulling it on edge of the glass so it can make choir practice by noon?
Is it a baby bird it is feeding? Or could it be delivering an errant snapping turtle back to his green pond?
Oh, by the way, Mr. Majestic, Happy Eaterversaries! |
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bobdemol
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:15 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary jose ! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:52 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary, Jose!!!
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irishemigrant
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:51 pm |
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Happy Surprise Eaterversary Jose
Bet you never saw this one coming |
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Scambay Terr
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Joined: 20 Nov 2009
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:36 am |
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An Eaterversary Limerick
There once was a baiter named Joe*,
That I really have not got to know,
But from what I can tell,
From all those wishing well,
He really help makes this place go.
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TheFae
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Joined: 15 Jun 2009
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:03 am |
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Maybe it's me, but is it still a surprise?
::lurking::
Edit: I'll get the beverage cart. Waiting makes me thirsty. Anyone? |
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El Capitan Borracho
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Joined: 17 Jun 2012
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:21 pm |
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¡Feliz anniversario de Eater!
¡O se a, ahora que vamos a joder! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:29 pm |
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I love you guys/gals!  |
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TheFae
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:44 pm |
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^^How timely! I just mixed a fresh batch of Long Island Iced Tea!  |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:57 pm |
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^^^Oh long island ice tea, that shit will make you drunk enough to sing karaoke, or kara ok as it is spelled in parts of China. Welcome here Jose. Hope you like your party. |
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Corona
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basts child
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Joined: 03 Aug 2011
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Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:45 am |
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Did someone say Long Island Ice Tea??
Happy surprise party!!! |
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