The Wrong Answer Game

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:27 pm

Check the pencil nearest you.

Do I have to draw you a picture?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:30 am

Please do Yastrebbabe and make it with red pencil. Very Happy

What will the picture be??? Confused

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

In, out, in, out, up, down, SPLASH!

Do you charge by the hour?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:35 am

One charge and the enemy breaks - it's over in less than an hour.

Have you ever been hit by a lance?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:33 am

Ever is too a long time to tell.

Don't you have any limits?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

Only with chains and a traffic cone.

How can we get him out of the Embassy?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:48 pm

Let him rotten in there with the Molvanian staff who play cards all days long.

How do you know him, by the way?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

He's a part time sagger maker's bottom knocker.

F U N E X?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:43 pm

LOX + BAGELS

What did you have for breakfast?

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:05 pm

If it wasn't Ramadan, I would have had some bread and eggs and a nice cup of tea. Now I only sent my Lad to Tamale. We are just about to meet at the Market Place.

Do you think it's a nice place for a hot female baiter?

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:30 pm

Hot baiters might go well with hot tamales.

What's the best way to make a Lad hot - bonfire, flamethrower, or white phosphorus enema?

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:38 pm

So many choices, and so many lads. Lets try them all several times to make sure we get valid results which can be replicated by anyone.

Do you do scientific speak?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

Me speak wit da bongo bongo.

Can we have more nude women in rubber boots?

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:16 am

Putting nude women inside rubber boots would require really huge boots.

Were you always that weird?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

Wearing a bucket.

Do you want it 18 carot?

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:12 am

23 broccoli.

If you were a salad vegetable, what would it be?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

Mayonaise.

Have you been stroking a very uneven cat?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:46 pm

That is an odd question.

Do you like apples?

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:54 am

only when eating

Did I ever tell you anything that was special?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:26 am

"special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

Got a drink that goes good with that?

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:05 pm

Try one of Mortal's kiwi mojitos.

Do you want a second helping?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:35 am

Just a minute one, I have to go hunting.

Are you game?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:11 pm

I guess I'm game if you are a hunter.

So, tell me what do you have in your pocket?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:46 pm

A piece of brown string, eleven pence in notes, a Bulgari watch, a lock of Sophie Monk’s hair, a CD recording of Sophie Monk mowing the lawn, and a photograph of Sophie Monk singing.

Were you expecting somethng more "Precious"?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:52 pm

A bit of Molvanian soil in your pocket would make your life more meaningful.

What do you do with all those things in your pocket?