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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:13 pm |
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Speaking of fetching hats (not felching surely?). I had to fetch this bad boy out of a canal earlier today:
http://s1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh637/oscarpiles/Stuff/ |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:24 pm |
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Congratulations! I'm amazed that the laptop still worked after being in the canal though. I can see Luckey in the corner of the screen, wondering where his hat went. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:48 pm |
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They fill Tuborg beer cans with canal water? That explains a lot. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:20 pm |
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^ Tuborc Classic and ordinary Tuborg is NOT the same, thankyouverymuch. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:24 pm |
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^This is the mod thread, not the beer thread. I have it on good authority that those 2 things never mix. Mods are upright members of society and an example to us all.
Right Tsnerd? Snerd? Ted?
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:25 pm |
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^ I know, I know, mods are mean drunks.
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:31 pm |
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^It's the grouchy old admins sat at the back that I like. When they start swinging those handbags... ooohweee, you'd better run! |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:37 pm |
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Be warned if you are thinking of putting yourself forward. NN started a campaign to have himself modernized and was successful. Where is he now?
All I know about the procedure is you get a surprise PM asking for your: Full names, bank account details, private cellphone number, some photo ID and marital status. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:31 pm |
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Mods are upright members of society and an example to us all. |
Of course, ma'am. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:00 pm |
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I'm only upright if they put my coffin on its end, so whoever is the newest mod can do the hoovering. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:49 pm |
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I have done some secret research on this subject. I have uncovered the following requirements are mandatory:
1. Must be able to out-drink the local drunk in any town you happen to be in at the time.
2. Must be able to sing your own National Anthem forward and reverse after doing so.
3. Must be able to speak three languages and murder at least three more languages.
4. Must have a MENSA tested IQ of 150 or higher.
5. Must know the socket size of every vehicle's lug-nuts produced in the world.
6. Must know the Latin name of the common shrew.
7. Must be able to re-create the table of periodic elements in detail.
8. Must be able to stand motionless for four hours.
9. Must own a Swiss Army Knife.
10. Must know the exact number of galaxies in the Universe.
BTW, I didn't get past requirement #1. LOL. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:57 pm |
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Big Al wrote: |
6. Must know the Latin name of the common shrew.
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WRONG! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Direct from "The Moderator Preparatory Study Guide" Volume 4 Section 1 Paragraph 9:
Moderators shall know the correct Pig-Latin name (spelling and pronunciation) of the common shrew.
YOU BLEW IT!
LOLZORZ!!! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:07 am |
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I'm not sure whom your source was, but I am amused.
#1 - this is most members. Why do you think we have Mods?
#2 - not a requirement - singing backwards can be taken as sign of demonic possession.
#3 You didn't set any standards, like what level proficiency and how tested - a bogus entry.
#4 - shrug, I averagely test 136 - 142 on any accredited tests. I will resign tomorrow.
#5 - Why? Are Mods also supposed to be mechanics?
#6 - Google. Again, a pointless requirement.
#7 - See above.
#8 - Many of our members are active or former military or LEO. Standing still is pointless, unless you are house plant or tree, in which case we expect you to do so.
#9 - Gerber is better.
#10 - You do? |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:26 am |
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This is a much more realistic representation of the sort of vetting process mods must go through. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:30 am |
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Giving away secrets! I will have to report you. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:00 pm |
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I am desperately wondering what a girl has to do around here to become an ex-Mod. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:08 pm |
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^ Why? You're one of my favorites...
This should straighten it all out. Nectar of the mods...
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:54 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
I'm only upright if they put my coffin on its end, so whoever is the newest mod can do the hoovering. |
So you actually clean up down there? What's that smell wafting up through the floorboards then? |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:34 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
What's that smell wafting up through the floorboards then? |
That'll be the squirrel's litter tray. Noone ever volunteers to empty it. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:18 pm |
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^^^hate to think what he's been eating
[old joke mode] what's got a hazelnut in every bite....?[/old joke mode] |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:14 pm |
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There you go, a felching hat picture |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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