Stupidest name ever?

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:10 pm

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Terry Gilliam

Oooh, a Python!

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:20 pm

^^^ How dare a lad take that name! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:53 am

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Mr.Woody Allen

From Ghana.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:07 am

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=13704&p=118475
Two posts up from mine, related to Eileen.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:50 pm

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Barrister Femi David (Esq)

Getting ready to leave the closet, huh? Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:06 pm

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Miss Sucess Kipkalya

^^ How successful is she?

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My name is steve veronica, a Canadian nationality, female

^^^ Gender problem?

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lucifer@xxxxxxxxx1.itesm.mx

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yahoowinnwinwinwin[email protected]

^^ Gotta love those email addys!

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DON PEDRO LOAN COMPANY

^^ With the Mafioso?

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:14 pm

Another one for the Stupid name list:

BARRISTER BOUBA CISSE

Booboo Sissy? Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:25 pm

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Rve Edith Abed

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Xhung hunk

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:33 am

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I am Miss.Jack Johnson

Does she punch above her weight?

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:47 pm

Al Cohol was involved in my last bait.
And he was backed up by a Greek Pirate, Bu Tgrab..

Bishop Dick Puller was there too.. (A good Catholick)

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:06 am

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Mark Stojjre Coco

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:24 pm

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MR.FEDEX SOUNOUVOU

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:28 pm

Oh that SOUNOUVOU bitch Smile

Margit Yunt .. wanted to send me a picture of her *unt.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Feb 2012 Posts: 1

I don't get many funny-name ones, but in the last two months or so I've been getting more of these e-mails than usual. I've been saving some for reference. For some reason a number of mine have near-perfect English, but they have the tell-tale "full name, full address" format.

Brett williams
Mr. Fifi Kwetey
Mrs. Aaliyah H. Al-Ghrari
Ramon Chaux Puentes - E-mail body says Diane Lynn and has automated Spanish on the bottom. So I guess it could be some poor French-Spanish guy's e-mail getting hijacked and then re-routed through a randomized address.
Peter Wong Yiu
Mrs. Lisa Martins
DAVID I. McKay
DR PAUL DAVIS
KIM AMY LEVAN
Michael Steven

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:22 pm

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Spin Douglass

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Paget Hair

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:41 am

Morgain Le Fay wrote:

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DON PEDRO LOAN COMPANY

^^ With the Mafioso?

I'll make you a loan offer you can't refuse ..

surplus time

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Mrs Vina Doshi - You are in the money!
Mr.Bobby Brown - commiserations.
Dr. Andy Lord. - dear lord.
Capt. James B.Franck - Frankly, It's a stupid name.
Mr Bentum - um.
Batt Martin -

And award for 'worst business advice' of the week goes to

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Before deleting this email please give us a chance to explain why this isn’t just a junk mail that consumes your time and money.

Are you a business man or woman? Are you in any financial mess or do you need funds to start up your own business or company? Do you need money to settle your debt or pay off your bills or start a big and nice business? Do you have a low credit score and you are finding it hard to obtain capital loan from banks and other financial institutes?

However, our method which is a secret, offers you the chance to start printing the amount of genuine bills (money acceptable by banks) you needed to start up (but we have limit) and also at the comfort of your home. This gives you a real chance to get the funds you need! .all you need is a good color printer and our products. We also have chemicals for other uses like Phenolic Resin, Paper Chemicals etc. any interested Applicants should get back to us via
...
(Note. This offer is real and risk free)

Short of cash? .. then print some Smile

(Note. This offer is bollocks and carries a 20 year prison sentence in the UK)

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

^^

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all you need is a good color printer

So my bank will accept money created on my Canon printer? Oh boy!! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:09 am

Captain Pugwash wrote:

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Paget Hair

Did they mean pageant hair! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Jan 2009 Posts: 176

I had one who said his name was "Drain Scoot"

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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I am Miss.Jack Johnson

This made me chuckle so loudly my cat jumped off my lap. Stupid mugu. Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Aug 2012 Posts: 7

I'm dealing with a guy right now whose email identifies him as "Ghinvestigation Bni." but who signs everything "Gen,Blay" - I'm so confused.

One of my favorites though is one I got in my work email a couple weeks ago, from someone identifying herself as the daughter of the late "Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy John."