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sunshine
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Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:49 am |
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^^^ ask if it contains poo from Team GB's medal winning horses.
And speaking of our success in the dressage (which was my main discipline when I used to compete) I was inspired to send this to a loan lad...
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HI
Me an me friend Chaveera have been watching olympics and I told Chaveera that I goin to do dressage in next olympics and she sez Im a stupid cow and that becos U have to be dead posh and have loads of cash and that to do dressage but I sez to her if I stop drinking blue WKD and get a loan I can get me one of them dressage stallions and get real good at all that trottin on the spot and horsey ballet stuff and then I'll get to go to bed with that Carl Hester cos he's lush an that.
So can i has a loan of 500,000 quid. I work part time at Greggs making pies so I can pay ya back at 20 quid a week (can't pay more cos I need to buy me booze and fags innit).
Respect
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llamedos
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Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:15 am |
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^^^^
Brilliant.
innit.
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:09 am |
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"Always look on the bright side of life".....priceless. |
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Roycropper
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:19 am |
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/\/\ Not editing out 'life's a piece of shit, when you look at it' was priceless ( I wonder if it was bleeped for the US), though I noticed that The Who have stopped hoping that they die before they get old.
I guess not everyone would have got the reference to the cover of 'Wish You Were Here' when the tightrope dummy caught fire, but it had me clapping the TV!
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Jim Morrison
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:22 am |
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I loved how Freddie Mercury can still own a crowd from the grave, that singer ruined Queen though. |
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oscarpiles
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:43 pm |
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^Agreed. |
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Pastor Frank
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:53 pm |
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I fell asleep during the replay over here. It was right around The Pet Shop Boys and that UK Boy Band. I missed a Monty Python bit!?
Too bad to see the Queen couldn't make it, they sent poor Harry.
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I guess not everyone would have got the reference to the cover of 'Wish You Were Here' when the tightrope dummy caught fire, but it had me clapping the TV! |
I own the album, the one with the cover of the burning guy shaking hands.
For the kids... Album = CLICK |
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Roycropper
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:26 pm |
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Interestingly the Wikipedia link to the album cover is a low res one, so Pink Plc doesn't sue their ass. So I guess its Ok to link to it, then.
This is also from the low tech days when CGI or Photoshop didn't exist, so they got a real live stuntman, and set him on fire....
@ PF, Eric Idle did 'Always look on the bright side of life' with a cast of roller skating nuns, Indian dancers, angels, folk dancers and a human cannonball act, I kid you not. No nailing people to crosses, though, that might not have gone down so well in all parts of the world. Did you see Russel Brand singing I am the Walrus from the top of a psychedelic bus, or Fatboy Slim DJ'ing from the middle of a giant inflatable octopus? No references to our creative but drug addled pop culture there, clearly.
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
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You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Pastor Frank
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:03 pm |
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Sorry to report that in the US NBC (No Bloody Clue) bleeped out the "shit" in "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." |
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I'll never understand that. We can own every type of destructive device imaginable but the word shit will send society into a tailspin.
Edit: A wise word from an American sage.
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Badgerbait
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:04 pm |
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I guess I shouldn't mention Brian May's badger patch? Seems to me a bit of a touchy subject. |
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bohigal
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:56 pm |
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My favorite part was when they took apart the Olympic torches, and Keith Richards lit his cigarette from the last one. I hope they use that cigarette as the torch in the next relay.
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:37 am |
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Roycropper wrote: |
I guess not everyone would have got the reference to the cover of 'Wish You Were Here' when the tightrope dummy caught fire, but it had me clapping the TV! |
I actually was hoping that the flaming tight rope walker was one (or more) of the American commentators. |
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Scentless Apprentice
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Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:11 am |
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