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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:32 pm

If you believe lads travel only for cash, think again.

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Dear Fahad,
Thanks for your e mail.
Our company has agreed to send two officials to attend the meeting tomorrow and we shall need a description on how to meet with you hence you are not on mobile phone.
Please make this available for us to make the preparation.
Meanwhile, it is not an ethic of our company to secure cash from anybody on no condition, after the meeting you can make the wire transfer.
I shall be waiting for your response.
Regards,
Terry ******

Apparently, the Lagos oga (who plays Terry in emails) doesn't trust his London guymen (who play Terry in phone calls) enough to receive large amount of cash and provided me with bank account!

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Thanks for your reply., i will call you when we arrive in plymouth hence you shall be by phone from 12pm. OR when we arrive the train station we can pick a taxi to the chapel address.
I shall be waiting for further response.
Regards,
Terry ***

If you are wondering where the lads are going to or what Chapel?, take a look at this:

It's around 50 minutes by taxi from the train station. Mr. Green

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Thanks for your e mail to me,. well if Sunday will be OK by you we are alright, BUT let Mr White know that the journey is 3 and half hours from pardington << he means Paddington station
here to Plymouth and it cost 85GBP each. please get prepared 170 GBP to give to us on our arrival to stand as our transportation fee. They will take a taxi to the chapel
I await your response on this.
Regards,
Terry ******

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We shall be there between 12-2pm tomorrow by the Grace of God.
I have been calling your number ringing no reply.
Regards,
Terry ****

Not only he doesn't trust his guymen to give them the cash, he also wants us to pay their traveling expenses. The poor lads will be on their own.

Here is a call by Mr White (The Monsignor) to reassure the London lad:
http://soundcloud.com/dharma1/poor-lad-is-traveling-for-no

No one in this bait knows exactly their initial format. The UK number was sent by Devil Woman and we called them out of the blue. Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:39 pm

Those pictures to the chapel reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUO7N-zSMYc

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:59 am

Guyman speeaks the truth, and that is cheapest fare!

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here to Plymouth and it cost 85GBP each.

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The UK number was sent by Devil Woman and we called them out of the blue.

OK so I didn't send all the informations! Embarassed

Shows what superior baiters you are! Well done The Monsignor and Dharma clapping

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:01 pm

Lads landed safely to Plymouth and went to the address.
According to the taxi driver, they climbed the hill to reach an old and abandoned Chapel looking for their dollas Laughing

Here is a teaser (thanks to Inspector Gadget) until we upload all calls!!
http://soundcloud.com/dharma1/inspector-gadget-gives-the-lad

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:11 pm

A big hand for Dharma, who managed to persuade these 2 London-based Lads to travel almost 4 hours each way by rail to Plymouth, Devon today.

Furthermore, he then persuaded them to take a taxi to St Michaels’ Chapel, Rame Head (‘Google Earth it’) on a cliff top in Cornwall, involving a £45 GBP each way 40 mins taxi ride from Plymouth with a ferry crossing!

It will have been scorching hot on that cliff top this afternoon. Those Lads must have sweated through their suit jackets, scrabbling up the 1:4 gradient cliff path to the Chapel.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:25 pm

^^^ But not as pilgrims either in bare feet or on their bare knees, so no merit to them. Cool

St Michaels’ Chapel, Rame Head is an essential pilgrimage for all London guymen.

I hope the taxi driver got a good tip, 20% at least PLUS waiting time.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:26 pm

Excellent work, a fine destination for a guyman to go to. Shame they didn't fall off the end, but at least this way the taxi driver gets paid more Very Happy

Well done all.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:38 pm

Fantastic. Good work.

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Those Lads must have sweated through their suit jackets, scrabbling up the 1:4 gradient cliff path to the Chapel.

Hopefully they were polyester suits which would have been even hotter!!

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:20 pm

This is a popular spot for lad pilgrimages, right?

It would have been great to be in touch with the taxi driver. He could have been persuaded to drive off, leaving the lads stredded.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:40 pm

^^We tried, but the bastards insisted on him waiting for them. It's good thing as he charged them some extra pounds. It was his payday Laughing

This is fresh from ladland:

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Dear Fahad,

i shall be waiting for my personal money inured today in which you have promised personally to send to me by western union tomorrow as agreed with you 500 GBP.

I don't know who is Stanley *** that suddenly wrote me and said my money is with him,. Again another Dr Sa*** wrote me and said i have an envelope dropped with him by Mr White. please what is happening here, don't keep me in suspense. could this be a game or what????

However, its a very sad news indeed about my experience today since i have joined this company 9 years ago. for us to have traveled for over 10hrs today in our going and coming back, though i just believed what happened today to Mr White is an impromptu and i accepted that if this really exist, you promised seeing us 5minutes and later turned to be several hours please let me know the current and actual situation of yourself because i was waiting for you on high sea for several hours and the post\ code you gave me does not tally with the Church address as i visited both places today but all in vain. Mr. Green

Furthermore, if peradventure you want the business to continue according to you, then you can send the company needed money to arrange the fund to Mr White's account .

If you could arrange this tomorrow or next, then we shall commence the transfer and have another meeting again either here in UK or still in Plymouth.

Let me know what your opinion is all about on this matter.

Regards,

Terry****

.............. If you are sending g the western union money transfer to me as promised by you .this is the full address.

NAME: TERRY *****
SW 1Y 5JG
LONDON.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:57 pm

Ahh, sweet to see another guyman reach the wonderful city of Plymouth. And nice to see that you have not been as idle as i have this summer my friend. Good work the two of you and i am happy to once see the reactions of stredded kads. Hopefully i will soon be able to participate more in active baiting than have been the case lately.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 237

Based on the name of the thread, I thought the plot would revolve around the lads having to find an abandoned duffel bag full of cash in the wilderness, only to be persued by some dangerous people who want the money for themselves. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:46 pm

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i was waiting for you on high sea for several hours

This is signature material! Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:40 pm

^^Here is the audio version Laughing

http://soundcloud.com/dharma1/the-suffering-guyman-explains

This is his last email:

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Dear Fahad,
Thanks for all the explanation which i just believed he came up impromptu and all apology accepted.
Please send the £500 by western union to me today or latest in the morning as time permitted you. AND if Mr Uwin want to come to London He is welcome and we can always meet .
However, our meeting with him shall just be few hours and the most important thing is for us to have the confirmation of the Legal and handling charges in our company account then Mr Uwin will be given the chance of sign the necessary documents on your behalf to commence the transfer.
Meanwhile, i want you to make the proper arrangement and let Mr *** Uwin come with the payment slip to present to us here as we don't accept cash from anybody...please note.
I await your call today for the control number of the £500.
Regards,
Terry

We agreed on this plan:
http://www.belushis.com/media/webcams/covent-garden Twisted Evil

here · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:25 pm

that's crafted from pure awesome !

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:46 pm

Poor guymen have been ignored since their joyful trip.

They're calling non-stop now (all went to Skype voicemail) and this is one of their emails:

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Dear Fahad,
I await your promised mail all through yesterday night but nothing comes from you. I,m still waiting for your mail and details of your promised. How is Mr White doing now?
Please advise me urgently.
Regards,
Terry

Lads received this from Mr Unwin:

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You know Pricky ****, I know Pricky ***.
I eat your dolla

In which the lad sent this to Fahad:

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This is what i received from Mr Uwin, what could this mean?
Please explain.
Regards,
Terry

Something fishy is going on Mr. Green

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:22 am

Poor Mr Pr1cky.....he never seems able to send money to his many new friends from West Africa.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:07 am

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don't keep me in suspense. could this be a game or what????

My life's story right there. Razz

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:43 pm

Poor lads are still sending gems Mr. Green

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Dear Fahad,

I,m still wondering if this e mail is from Mr Fahad but if yes here below is my response briefly.

You called for first meeting that lasted our journey 10hr and you could not come out for one seconds to meet with us when you knew quite well that we both came to see you in Plymouth.

After then, you wrote below e mail to me on Monday that you shall send my traveling expenditure to me by western union.

I have told you earlier that my company does not entertain any road side meeting with anybody. We are ready to meet with you after all we have come to your hometown for your assurance and here we are in London. come over anytime you are welcome.

I,m not after your money after all your company owns the money.after the deal you can compensate us if you so wish.

So what is your condition that i should take or leave????.please expatiate

Like i told you today i,m an old man and can not allow anybody to toying me around, we must respect opinionss. i use my personal money to sponsor this and i must have it at my palm before any meeting. is either you also agree with me or leave it.

I,m not the company i,m only representing acompanyy as you are representing Mr White. what i,m seeing in you now is not what i projected to see when we started i began to suspect some pranks. i,m sorry if i offended you with myutterancess becausee if this fund should be transferredd to your account now how are we sure is not a ghost account that somebodyy just produce and tender to this scompanyy.

I have met with people and have not received such condition in which you are putting me. whydon'tt you put yourself into myshoess. I love money but can not risk jail.

Mr Uwin i told you we have no authority to meet but if either you or Mr White surface i,m telling you withh all pleasure we shall well comee you here.

Please understand that we must work with full understandingg and not your own or mine condition but our company'ss condition.,

I do hope you shall have good understanding about this and its not that i,m appealingg to your companyy to send anything to me in advancee but my previous travellingg expenses. to come to central London you said now i will need extra money which idon'tt even have. try to understand.

I,m waiting for your response if i,m writing to Mr Fahad or people that hacked boxes.

Regards,

Terry

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:03 pm

Truly, the title fits this bait and the lad admitted it. The lovely English countryside is no place for these old Guymen, taking a stroll through the flowers. Laughing

The emails and audios are pure gold. Great bait, 21st century businessman. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:40 am

Poor lads are still trying to get their dollas.

After I sent them a fake WU slip, they were directed to Devil Woman for a bit of torture. This is his reply:

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Dear Fahad,

I have spoken to the woman in charge and i was very surprised with the way she approached me on telephone. she wasted 23minutes of my telephone asking me so many question and she never wanted to give the information to me and what she finally said was that the fund has been picked up by somebody yesterday and she dropped. Laughing

I,m so tired that this kind of thing could be happening in the western world. if you had ever gave her money to send to anybody,please get your money from her because i knew it was a blunt-ant fake transaction.

what is really happening Mr Fahad, please don't just keep me in suspense, tell me the point blank and let me know my stand.

The sufferness is getting out of hand on my transaction with you which has really created a big doubt in me with the attitude of the woman you directed me to. she never sounded like a cashier of an office but home telephone.

Please tell me what you really have in mind against me personally because our transaction is really becoming another thing.

I never mean to do a transaction of do or die with you and Mr White and The Lord Almighty knows i have sacrificed more than enough to please you even if this is not the ethic of my company but just trying to do this with you people to be compensated after the end of the transaction.

I have met different funny things and people on this transaction from your side alone, part of which is MR Uwin and another lawyer then another unidentified woman.,who is telling me what i know is not possible, how could somebody use my identity to pick fund that does not belong to her...i began to suspect a foul play..i,m really sorry to use this language.

I will be glad if you could shed light on this and let me know my stand.And more so, i will like to talk with Mr White himself even if its only 3 minutes i will be satisfied.
Awaiting your response.
Regards,
Terry

This is part of his lost 23 mins Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/zGU6HprE/02_11_19_AM_Friday_24_August_2.html

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:49 am

^^^This enriches my lad vocabulary.

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a blunt-ant fake transaction

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tell me the point blank and let me know my stand

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The sufferness is getting out of hand

(No, it isn't)

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she never sounded like a cashier of an office but home telephone.

Try this page for a selection of ambient office sounds.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:03 am

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I have spoken to the woman in charge and i was very surprised with the way she approached me on telephone. she wasted 23minutes of my telephone asking me so many question and she never wanted to give the information to me and what she finally said was that the fund has been picked up by somebody yesterday and she dropped.

Ha! An immensely frustrating ending to what has been a painful nightmare for this lot.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:10 am

lakeside77 wrote:

Try this page for a selection of ambient office sounds.

If you need office ambient, just poke me. But you already knew that, didn't you? Wink

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:08 pm

My reply to his latest rant:
Mr Terry

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I'm very tired of all this. The lady told me that she gave you the information and the money was picked up. Who's telling the truth?
Should I file a complaint to their management or what?

He exploded Laughing

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Please understand that i,m not a small boy that does not know what i,m doing., If this lady could open her mouth and said he gave me information to pick up the money it really means something is going on within you people,. You keep on insisting that i should have come to [Plymouth, have i be there without you showing up to meet with me even i said it with your mouth that i I SHOULD GIVE YOU 5MINUTES TO MEET WITH ME.

So, are you saying that the transaction attached to Mr Whites name should turn to be ,my total problem.

I,m very angry with your statement this morning when mi got your e mail i must confess. if Mr White really want the deal to be done He will not be turning things around with me., i,m only a company representative and what you do with Mr White is what i,m doing with my company so stop telling me you have been telling me to come to Plymouth which you know i came and you disappointed.

I have never experience such an empty arrangement like this before, i have realised moire that 15 foul plays on this one transaction nothing have come to reality in any of the appointment you have been making with me,

I,m, not a fool and if peradventure you are trying to fool me i can not continue fooling myself.

I want you to sue this woman and i will be 100% in support and bring to you my companyn lawyer to support this at any court of law in this United Kingdom.

I have told so many people in my office about this and the same thing everybody were saying about your dealings.

The woman is not a fraud and with her talk she does not know anything about western union transaction i guess. there is no way on earth that anybody can use my name top pick what does not belongs to her. she did not give me any information and she was telling you she did the, WHO IS FOOLING WHO.?

Think about this and get back to me. i demanded to talk to Mr White in my last letter to you but you failed to address that angle. why?????? why is the other officer that bent to be in London????? but believe it or not i,m not a fool i,m just trying to satisfy your boss in dealing with outr company for commission that is all.

I need an answer.

Regards,

Terry

I'm not going to reply. It will be a waste of time.

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