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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:06 pm

Trying a stock answer to see what happens.

Hello and thank you for writing to me with this golden opportunity to wind you up.
My name is ---Name---, well it's not really but this is the account I forwarded your unread mail to from my catcher account.
I'm sorry to say that I am not very trustworthy. I cant keep a secret and if I get the chance to make you look a prat then I will.
In corresponding with me you will become frustrated at my stupidity and inability to understand simple instructions.
I will try annoyingly to get you off script and In your vain hope that I will pay you some money I will verbally insult you and question the sexual orientation of the male side of your family not to mention your poor mothers willingness to avail herself sexually for money.
So it is in your best interests to move on to someone else or you may end up wasting a lot of time on me with no financial reward.
I'm quite sure you wont bother to read all this but if you do then may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
If all that is ok with you then let the fun begin.
Kind regards,

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:34 pm

I'm sure your instinct is correct; you'll probably just get the second script. That said, are you sure you want to provide random scammers with a "how to spot a joker" guide?

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:04 pm

I don't think I would send that letter for the reasons luckey mentioned.

I would never mention "catcher account" nor "script" inter alia. We do not want to educate them. One of our primary goals is to de-educate them

Just send the standard "stock" please tell me more then be forgetful, asking dumb questions, et al