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Opuntia Microdasys
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Joined: 14 Nov 2011
Posts: 5
Location: a flower pot near you
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Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:29 am |
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Granted. Well, that was easy - it's been a cartoon world all along. At least for some lads
I wish my presentation would write itself. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:06 am |
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Granted. Your presentation reads.."Screw you losers..I quit." You wanted a new job anyway.
I wish Bart did not continue to look for things, after he found them. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:34 am |
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Denied, Bart is the next star of Groundhog Day. You are the director and you have to see him do the same activity over and over.
I wish ice cream were not laden with calories. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:11 am |
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Granted, your icecream is now calorie-free. They made a special "water flavor" just for you. There is also a "taste of money from NOK scams" one, and, of course, dog barf flavor is also calorie free. Enjoy!
I wish I could laugh when something is funny. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:41 pm |
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Granted. However the things you find funny are what everyone else thinks it cruel, so when you laughed your head off when that dog got hit by car, people came over and beat the crap out of you, which you also found funny. it's a never ending cycle.
I wish we had more sandy beaches in Maine. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:42 am |
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Granted. But they're full of Senator scarecrows, so there's no room for people and more.
I wish I was 7ft tall. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:31 pm |
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Granted your now 7ft. tall, however this was achieved by stretching your head vertically until the proper height was reached. But now your the No. #1 feature at the fair's freakshow exhibit.
I wish every road had a short cut to the destination. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:17 pm |
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Denied, the Genie believes that you are moving too fast and you've got to make the morning last. The Genie decides to set up Detours on every road you take for the next week. You can thank me later.
I wish you all would enjoy the detours of life. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:40 pm |
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Granted, we take all the detours, including the Museum of Michael Bolton's face and the International Society of Donkey Poo Collectors. Some of us on this journey are not happy with this and throw Noid into the deepest part of the Grand Canyon.
I wish there was a happy opera about me. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:14 am |
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Granted. It's so happy, dozens of young girls in pink uniforms are just jumping up and down on stage right from the overture. After that there's a lot of confetti for every note sung, and the music is in major keys only, with 160bpm all the way through the evening. The conductor has a frozen grin on his face, and the leitmotiv tunes are "never gonna give you up" and "I should be so lucky".
Evidently this is so horrible that noone ever comes to see it. So the opera house declares bancrupcy after the second performance.
I wish I had big muscles. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:45 pm |
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Granted, you now have big muscles, how only your face muscles grew large. Your large stretched head looks even more freakier.
I wish Wurzgnubbel could get some plastic surgery for his misshapened face and head. |
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ParaNoid
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:55 am |
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Denied, the genie is a genie, not a miracle worker. The genie in all it's compassion hereby gives Wurzgnubbel a paper bag to use in what ever way he / she sees fit. (The genie thought about giving a plastic bag, but thought better of it.)
I wish running through a flower covered field came with beautiful music for all to hear. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:24 am |
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Granted. You are running through a flower covered field..naked. Laughter is beautiful music to all watching.
I wish I had time to stop and smell the flowers. |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:15 am |
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Granted.
You have all the time in the world to stop and smell the flowers - the plastic kind found at $1 stores. May their heady scents comfort you.
I wish I were a multi-billionaire, without having to do anything illegal. Ethically questionable is okay, but not illegal. LOL!!!! |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:11 am |
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Being a prostitute is not illegal in most countries, so enjoy. You will have to work quite a bit for that sum though.
I wish for better weather. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Justcold
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Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:53 am |
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Granted. Genie sets you down on Venus..that's much better.
I wish tattoos were as easy to remove as they are to apply. |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:44 am |
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Granted. Genie has an easy time removing your tattoos by flame thrower. Oh, you wanted a less painful way? Specify next time.
I wish we had an air conditioner that worked well in our apartment. |
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ParaNoid
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Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:38 am |
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Granted, you did. The only problem is you didn't read the directions about securing the unit. It falls onto a police car below your apartment. I will visit you in jail.
I wish the temperature would change for Bart. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:23 am |
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Granted, now it's -10F But feels much better than outside, damn humidity!!
I wish Mrs. Fargo could play World of Warcraft with some competent players. |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:41 pm |
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Granted. Oh, wait, they are competent players, but at Bingo, not WoW.
I wish I had a man in my life who loved me, treated me well and owns a multi-million dollar conglomerate. With a large penis. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:16 am |
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Granted. Unfortunately you are now a man and this guy in your life is your inmate. Enjoy.
I wish I had better ideas for granting wishes. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:30 am |
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Granted. You have better ideas now, for 5 year old children. You instruct them to call everybody a poo poo head and they smell like rotten eggs.
I wish the Olympic games were over already |
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Padfoot
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Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:13 am |
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Granted! Genie has put you in the middle of nowhere without internet or cable. You can entertain yourself by building a tree house.
I wish I had a personal chef. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
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Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:33 am |
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Granted. Your personal chew is Yuri, he's from the Ural mountains in Russia, lived only with goats and cooks everything by boiling it. Enjoy boiled steaks, boiled fried chicken, boiled pizza, y'know where I am going here.
I wish i was pain free, and happy and alive all at the same time. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
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Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:38 am |
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Granted. You were alive, happy and painfree at the same time, which was December 12th, 1989, 8am-8.05am. Hope you enjoyed it.
I wish I was a great virtuoso. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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