Hope Solo - Bad Timing by a Very Dim Lad

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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:06 am

Within days after unflattering stories about US Womens Olympic/World Cup goalkeeper Hope Solo appear in the media* I hear from her.

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From: Miss Hope Solo <[email protected]>
To: hope solo [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 5:43 AM
Subject: My Dear, please reply me as urgent

My Dear,
I am Mss Hope Solo, from Republic of Guinea. please and please do not be embarsed, i am seeking your attention of help. I would like to transfer my inheritance to you account is because of socio-political situation in my country. I would like to invest my inheritance in your country and to able me come over to your country to stay with you for the rest of my life before the elections this year in my country Guinea. If you are interested in purchasing this proposal please contact me as soon as possible so that we can begin the procurement process. I am anxiously waiting for your response,

Thanks

Mis Hope Solo

*Like a failed drug test and a drunk TV appearance.

I am so excited to hear from a sports star.

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Hope, I am very surprised to hear from you! To what do I owe the honor of your correspondence?

I read in the news yesterday where you failed a drug test. Does this mean you will not be able to play on the Olympic team. I certainly hope not. You were terrific in the World Cup.

Thank you for taking the time to write.

At this point the lad changed his/her name.

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Thanks for your message to me. am also surprised on your message please i want you to ready my message very will am Hope Solomon from Guinea Conakry i have never been in world cup are you putting me in a place of another person please ready my message very will and get back to me am waiting for your message.
Thanks
Miss Hope Solomon

Me:

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Hope, Your return address said Hope Solo. I guess it never occurred to me that somebody in your family shortened your last name, but it makes sense. I guess Solo does sound a bit contrived, kind of like Napoleon Solo from the old Man From UNCLE series. But it is logical that Solomon could be shortened to Solo. Was that meant to get around anti-Semitic discrimination? A lot of Jewish performers had to change their names in the early twentieth century for that reason.

Some say you threw your coach under the bus after the Beijing games. Do you have any comment on that?

It was very good to hear from you again. I sure hope you get to stay on the national team. We need the best goalkeeper we have.

Lad is befuddled.

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Thanks for your message to me. am also surprised on your message you i sending to me am not a goalkeeper where do you see that am from Guinea Conakry africa can you ready the first message i send to you please i need your help am not a goalkeeper where do you see that i you ready to help me or not please stop this your goalkeeper message. me am waiting for your message.
Thanks
Miss Hope Solomon

She needs help.

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Hope, has all of the alcohol caused you forget things, especially your job as a goalkeeper for the Seattle Sounders? And do you really need to publicize your trysts during the Olympics? Concentrate on your game and winning another gold, OK. And then you show up drunk on TV. Its all right here: http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/gold-medalist-hope-solo-reveals-olympics-secret/story?id=16768779

Lad frustration sets in.

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you i just a joker

But I don't want to end it now.

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Hope, did I say something funny? What makes you think I told a joke?

And s/he is back, but woefully off script.

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i have never be in world cup before am only asking for your help all you are telling me is about world cup i have told you am from Guinea Conakry Africa all you i telling is hope world cup can you see your joke

If anybody wants a conversation with Hope Solo s/he is at hope solo [email protected]. Remove spaces before and after 'solo.'

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able me come over to your country to stay with you for the rest of my life

I guess Ms.Solo never saw the ad that warned, "Email and merlot don't mix!"

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:15 pm

I am also baiting a Mis$ H0pe Solo but it is about an inheritance

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:22 am

I started up with the fragrant Miss Solo on [email protected] in Mid July but the acct is now closed..

So I just re-tried on

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hope solo [email protected]

Closed also Sad

She did manage to give me her bank details, so I contacted a certain Mr. Mamadou Moustapha Fall, but he has been most un-banker like.

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Attn: Tally-Ho

We write to acknowledge your entire message to our bank.

This message is to inform you if you do not have anything to say please do not contact our bank again.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Mamadou Moustapha Fall

Charming.

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:27 am

^^ I am dealing with the same banker. I could introduce you as my partner or evil bank director

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Jul 2012 Posts: 247

Email address returned as duff Sad

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:08 pm

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Some say you threw your coach under the bus after the Beijing games. Do you have any comment on that?

She should've commented on that :lol

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:25 pm

Jim Morrison wrote:

^^ I am dealing with the same banker. I could introduce you as my partner or evil bank director

Thanks! Appreciate the offer. Smile

My character is a retired Squadron Leader ; talks a bit like Biggles

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Jolly good show, Old Man, eh, what?, you understand?

That sort of thing.
Waffles a bit as well..
He's played for laughs so I'm not sure if he fits with your bait, but if you're OK with him, and can squeeze him in (probably not as an evil bank director, though!), that'd be cool.

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:55 pm

llamedos wrote:

My character is a retired Squadron Leader ; talks a bit like Biggles

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Jolly good show, Old Man, eh, what?, you understand?

That sort of thing.

Fraid I don't understand your banter there, squiffy. Could you type it slower?

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:59 pm

llamedos wrote:

So I just re-tried on

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hope solo [email protected]

Closed also Sad

I sent her an email to that address to that address about four hours ago and it hasn't bounced yet. But she does not respond. I don't think she likes me anymore. Crying or Very sad

PS: did you remove the spaces before and after "solo?"

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:56 am

lakeside77 wrote:

PS: did you remove the spaces before and after "solo?"

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from: Mail Delivery Subsystem [email protected]
to: Squadron Leader (rtd)
date: Tue, Jul 24, 2012 at 10:07 AM
subject: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

Technical details of permanent failure:
Account disabled

Yes

@yastreb
Fraid I don't understand your banter there, squiffy. Could you type it slower?

Type slower?
Can't think why I should do that Old Chap.
Always typed at this speed, you understand.
Causes confusion among the Enemy, you see
Wizard wheeze, what?
Works well with those foreign types from South of Dover
Excitable chappies, I find.
Just as they think they've got away, I pop up on their six all guns blazing
Send 'em down in flames
Serve 'em right too.
Bloody Johnny Foreigners.
See you back at the Mess for a spot of G&T, Old Boy
Tally Ho!

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:54 pm

I just re-checked. Last email had this address with no bounce.

[email protected]

Still no response, though.

Sad

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