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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:40 pm |
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That's a funny question. Given that your height as Elf is something like 100 cm, it shouldn't matter too much if I'm 12 cm taller than usually.
Did I undermine you? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:42 pm |
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You did last night.
Is it important to study the Kama Sutra? |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:42 am |
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Only if your tiny little nipples went to France!
Do you dance the cha cha like a sissy girl? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:59 am |
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I prefer the dance of steel, leaving my foes in tattered and bloody heaps in my wake.
How can N.O.R.A confuse Elves (average height about a handspan taller than humankind) with the diminutive Faerie Folk? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:00 pm |
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I think it comes down to the fact that right is wrong, up is down and we are all together.
Black or white? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:05 pm |
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Races don't exist, mzungu!
Is it too hot to visit the Flower Exhibition? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:23 am |
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Not in the "Flowers of Antarctica" exhibit.
Are we going by zeppelin? |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:57 am |
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The Moriarty Horse-Drawn Zeppelin Service is too busy flying people around the Cape in 80 days, thus avoiding the traffic at Oxford Circus.
Would one of Count Moriarty's hand-sewn blue-serge zeppelins be acceptable alternative method of transport? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:54 am |
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In, Out, In, Out, Up, Down, SPLASH!!!
Can you follow those instructions? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:23 am |
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My lift can.
Who was the smiling man at the Flower Exhibition and was he flirting? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:13 pm |
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Senor Gonzalez Mess, nee Moriarty, and he only wanted you for your mind.
Why was he disguised as Ferdinand de Lesseps? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:45 pm |
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That was the President of Molvania, you silly Elf.
Why does he have myokymia? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Posted:
Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:09 am |
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In a curry.
Where will it end? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:06 am |
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In a self contained unfurnished sewer under the Euston Road.
Would you care to be be guest victim at the annual exploding ceremony for the Sultan of Dirtistan's birthday? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:21 pm |
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The last turkey in the shop will be delighted.
Do you want lesser spotted ardvark pudding for lunch? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:54 pm |
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You fool - that kind of thing is only for the rich.
Why must you own a loony moggy who wants to wear a hat and coat? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:43 am |
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Own is such a harsh arcane word.
What is the fine line between pain and pleasure? |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:50 am |
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A 911 call.
Have you found the key? |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:11 am |
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Your sausage has gone limp.
How can you cure a limp sausage? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:40 pm |
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With chilly chili sauce and serious discussion.
Where do broken sausages go? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:32 pm |
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Down
Are you a kipper? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:56 am |
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I don't know why you keep talking to that oven glove.
Who stove in your stove? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:09 pm |
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A jet propelled guiged Naafi.
When are Iron Maiden going to tour the UK again? |
_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:26 pm |
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They first have some dates to play in Australia, Bratislava and East Cheam.
What are poloponies? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:33 pm |
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The troop mascots of the East Cheam Light Horse.
So did anyone ever work out the name of the murderer in Lady Don't Fall Over Backwards? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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