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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:46 am

After numerous attempts by various characters the Princess showed them all how its done, keep it simple stupid!

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Hello Edward
Thanks for making contact with me I have been on the site for ages and no one seems to want to be my pen pal, must be the soap.
Please tell me all about yourself.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Carol xx

This is Edward, he's caused quite a lot of hurt to someone and he's just met his Nemesis

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Hello Carol,

Greetings of the day to you from the city of London, I do hope you are
doing great today Sunday.

The weather is bright and sunny here at the moment, though rained a
little bit in the morning but right now some 14 degree weather
condition I guess that is not bad for the day.

What exactly do you want to know about me? OK let me tell you few
things about me.

Am a professional project development designer in civil and
construction engineering especially in architectural graphic designs
will tell you more about my profession later on.

I love animals especially dogs and horses, I have 2 dogs and a horse.

And i also like to do volunteering services especially assisting the
senior citizens.

In sport i like to play Golf and watch some soccer football and play some chess.

Now your turn.............(smile)

Take good care of you as I wait to hear from you soon.

Best regards.

Edward.

Let battle commence
Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:20 am

So Things are chugging along nicely with Edward who has become a little more keen since he glimpsed that Carol is very wealthy

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Hello Edward

How nice to hear from you again and thank you for your lovely letter.

Greetings from the rather damp North although its now sun shining and
looks set fair for a nice day.

I'm glad you like dogs and horses as I have lots of them! I won't be
boring you with my stories about them. I have a farm in Yorkshire, I
breed show and working dogs and have an Arabian horse stud, I dabble a
little bit in hunters and have a couple of flat racers. Just a simple
countrywoman, I am very lucky not to have to work.

I don't play golf but I have thought about joining a club as a lot of
single people seem to avail themselves of a good social life that way.
I don't get to socialise too much as my farm is quite remote. I come
down to London a couple of times a year to shop I find the city a bit
overpowering though.

What breed are your dogs? and please tell me more about your horse,
where is it stabled? it must be something of a chore in London.

I hope you are having a splendid day.

Best wishes

Carol xx

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Hello Carol,

Compliment of the day to you from the city of London, I do hope you
are doing great today with your family.

The weather is brilliant today, sunny and bright afternoon here and
with a good weather visibility.

Am in the office and getting ready to round up and close for the day,
have been having a busy day lately in the office and please pardon my
apology for replying your email a little bit late.

You own a farm' that is quite interesting, so do you rear sheep,cows etc........

My dogs are a male Golden Labrador and a female retriever, they are so
wonderful and good friends I have around me.

So what have you been up to lately? working on your farm or perhaps
busy with family too.........(smile)

Take good care of you and have a wonderful day.

Edward xxx

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Hello Edward

Thank you for your letter, I apologise for my tardy reply, I have been
rather busy with the organisation of a charity event I am chair of,
sadly today was to have been our annual ball and we have had to cancel
due to the weather, thankfully not many invitee's wanted their money
back, but as you can imagine things have been a little hectic.

In answer to your questions, I have no family, sadly I never met my
soulmate so I have no children and both my parents are passed.
I breed German Shepherd dogs, Jack Russell Terriers, Dogue de
Bourgoine and Hanovarians, I also breed Arabs and Palomino's.
I do most of the administrative work, but I must confess I do employ a
number of people to do the real work attending to the welfare of my
stock. I do have a number of rare breed meat animals, but I do not
breed for meat only to further the protection of threatened domestic
lines, to that end I have six breeds of sheep and fourteen breeds of
cattle a number of different pig breeds, goats (rare breeds) and
poultry.

Sorry I can get a bit boring about this subject!

How are you? I do enjoy visiting London when I can get away, its such
fun to shop and visit shows etc. London is such an exciting place you
are so lucky to live there but you know that already.
My nearest city is York which is nice but a little parochial.

I notice you have a photo attached to your email address, you look
very handsome, how did you do that?

I hope you are having a lovely restful weekend.

best wishes

Carol xx

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Hello Carol,

Good morning greetings to you and thank you for writing again, and is your weekend going hope fine i guess.

Sunday morning here and am doing fine at home, the weather is bright and sunny with good visibility.

Sad to hear about the disappointment to your functions 'charity event' is understandable perhaps you could fix a good timing were the weather will be comfortable for people to turn on.

Wow! you have handful breeds of pets and i guess you must be so busy taking care of them all, but sure i know you have someone there to give you a hand too, i mean you employing someone to assist you taking care of them.

Your dogs are wonderful breeds, are they well trained? my pets are trained and they could respond to over 30 commands.

Am really sorry to hear about you demise parents, i also lost my father many years ago but my mother is still alive in good health in Lancashire.

When do you plan coming to London or no plan of coming for now........(smile)

Thank you for the compliment on my picture, and how old are you?

Have attached few copies of my recent pictures and I will be so glad to receive yours too.

Am almost getting ready to go to church this morning. Take good care of you Carol and do have a wonderful day as I wait to hear from you soon.

Best regards.

Edward.

Well he's totally off script and has sniffed the money. The photo's are not traceable to anywhere except scam warners, I think he will be receiving some from Carol shortly, perhaps the divine Miss M will put in an appearance.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:24 pm

Edward made a monumental cock up this morning he sent me a baddoo contact - obviously by mistake and its to this guy:

http://badoo.com/0284305514/?r=41&p=1

not exactly British aristocracy is he?

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:42 pm

Perhaps you should ask him about his pedigree, since that is a subject dear to your dog breeder's heart!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:50 pm

Hmmm ... that Badoo profile has a uniformed pic ... I wonder if it's really him - I assume so since he's looking young & not older & wealthy.

I wonder if he's with the abuja PD .... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:32 pm

justwhistle wrote:

Edward made a monumental cock up this morning he sent me a baddoo contact - obviously by mistake and its to this guy:

http://badoo.com/0284305514/?r=41&p=1

not exactly British aristocracy is he?

I had to sign up to tell you that I have actually got a few friends down in Abuja. First thing is to see if they happen know this figure. I will PM you any sensitive info and I leave it to you to choose what to post.

Oh... I'm gonna love this one Smile

/Mike

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:24 am

You know its wrong when an English guy says "soccer"