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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:14 pm

^The power of aurthon must be very immidating!

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:56 am

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Yes you can trust me but i dont know about you as i have seen many
phonier men like you. I have compose song and the many things like
yours only to the song on yotube without ma share. Let see what you
got.

Tigbitties? Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:01 pm

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I got your email address 0n the internate

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With the ink of this keyboard I want the words to touch your heart,

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I don't know what my girls problem is here as I have gotten her pix on another character before

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about my pics i ll send you that just give about 2hours for doing that my love.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:15 am

According to a "General Kashmir", I need to fill out the following "form".

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Certificate of Abandonment of Fictitious Business stealing
General Form

Certificate

The undersigned______________________[Individual or
Partnership or Corporation], certifies the following:

1. The undersigned, _______________, Individual or
Partnership or Corporation], ceased to use the fictitious
name of ____________ in transacting business in the State
of __________________._

2. The full [name or names] and [place or places]
of residence of the undersigned______________ [is, are] as
follows:_________________________________________________.

3.full address and direct Mobile phone
number....................................................
Or, if a corporation

2. The principal place of business of said corporation
in the State of ________________, is at__________________,
in the City of _______________,County of__________________.

3. The above mentioned fictitious name is hereby
abandoned.

Dated:_________________ ____________________________

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Someone is about to be slapped very hard!

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I told you to give me 350 pounds to take care of myself till we get our money from the bank. Money means nothing to me.

This one won't be slapped, only ignored as I am tired of this all being my fault crap.

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Honey, am tired of all this cos he insist he can't gives his account details and you don't want to send money via Western Union.. I think both of you have a point, the agents his protecting his bank details and you are protecting your money so it is better to be a lover via the internet cos there's no way we can meet if you can't help me.. But indeed and intruth, I love you dearly..

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:40 am

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How is your day and your welder over there?

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:54 pm

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I will give you the documents if you agreed to help me with trust and hornets without any disappointment

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:37 am

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Now your new Payment, United nation Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate World Bank Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013.

He missed off "shoe size"

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:45 am

General Kashmir (as posted earlier) has a way with words:

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The men involved in this act are all top fucking men from Russia and united states of America which they have been buying consignment in a higher bid as most of the owners have refused in paying their chargers and some have been duped falsely,

And when Mal had some misgivings, the reaction was:

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LISTEN AM ABOVE ALL THESE SHIT ?TRY TO FIND ANOTHER WAY OF GETTING YOUR CONSIGNMENT DONE ? AM NOT YOUR MET THAT IS WHY GOOD PEOPLE ARE HARD TO GET ,WHEN YOU WANT TO HELP IT WILL BRING INSULT.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:36 pm

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U can't intimidate me with ur threat coz men of lillylivered like u have no place in the society

First time i've heard 'lillylivered' used outside of a Western.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:57 pm

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I am married with four kids (Two girls and a boy).

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:13 am

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my came is Barr. Samora Johnson. I'm personal Attorney to late
(Mr.Victor.A.Kumar) a nationality of your country, who bear the same surname
with yours. died in heart attack after the death of his wifi and only
daughter in a car accident

It sucks losing your internet connection, it all makes sense now...

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:39 pm

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Have you price a bag of cement before? No, I know you cannot because you have never put food on the table.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:27 pm

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I no noting about blood money,diamonds, terrorism, drugs or just plain theft,as you heaved mansion in your message.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:15 pm

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I can see that you are enclosing two tickets to the first night of your new play and you really need me to bring a friend (insult) I Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one okay

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Fools like you only live n die pursuing what is under a woman's panties

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:44 pm

^

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Fools like you only live n die pursuing what is under a woman's panties

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:38 pm

Think my lad has a sssssstuttttttter

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i ddddddddddddddddddddddddddont have a scanning machine where i am now, the agrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrement is not the problem now is it?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:27 pm

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YOU ARE AN EMPTY VESSEL THAT JINGLES THE WIDEST NOISE, DON'T YOU EVER WRITE ME WITH SUCH LOW STANDARD ENGLISH IN YOUR ENTIRE MISERABLE LIFE AGAIN, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS CRIMINAL.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

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Thank you for your answer , and am contacting because i need your assistance about this project but i don't understand the meaning of what you are saying . Just tell me if you are ready to help or not and after that we can discos on phone . Just send me your phone number so that we can talk better .
thank and happy day .

Should I bring one of those shiny ball things and wear platform shoes for this? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:21 am

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Hello very expensive

I'm kenzie jackson, I'm british Canadian. I am unmarried and desires I make contact with a man for a serious relationship. I am a professional bank and of good character. I await your response.

I kiss you very strong.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

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Thanks for your email on the 26th I wasn’t around for few days now I just came back and saw your replied mail, but sir I still don’t understand what you mean by (Is this thing on?)

Confucius say confusing things.......

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:11 pm

Captain Mal called a Lad who refused to speak, and expressed his displeasure in email. The Lad's response included this:

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Reading your email now even surprised me most because I wonder if you are the person that called me with hiding number as unknown number and you want me to speak with some one that hide his number to call me , it's not logical rather silly to do so because every good thing will come to light and not hide like evil , if it is good it will always show forth in light and not darkness .

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:50 pm

Just came across this gem from way back:

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Stop given endless hope to that poor boor and his mom

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

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My Son
how are you .
just now Olivia left my office crying in my office and i don't know what harping to her my son i will like you to mail her and know what is her problem because am busy for our coming conference next week OK

your fateful raven Fredy Jona

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