The Wrong Answer Game

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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:40 pm

That's a funny question. Given that your height as Elf is something like 100 cm, it shouldn't matter too much if I'm 12 cm taller than usually.

Did I undermine you?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:42 pm

You did last night.

Is it important to study the Kama Sutra?

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Only if your tiny little nipples went to France!

Do you dance the cha cha like a sissy girl?

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:59 am

I prefer the dance of steel, leaving my foes in tattered and bloody heaps in my wake.

How can N.O.R.A confuse Elves (average height about a handspan taller than humankind) with the diminutive Faerie Folk?

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I think it comes down to the fact that right is wrong, up is down and we are all together.

Black or white?

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:05 pm

Races don't exist, mzungu!

Is it too hot to visit the Flower Exhibition?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:23 am

Not in the "Flowers of Antarctica" exhibit.

Are we going by zeppelin?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:57 am

The Moriarty Horse-Drawn Zeppelin Service is too busy flying people around the Cape in 80 days, thus avoiding the traffic at Oxford Circus.

Would one of Count Moriarty's hand-sewn blue-serge zeppelins be acceptable alternative method of transport?

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In, Out, In, Out, Up, Down, SPLASH!!!

Can you follow those instructions?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:23 am

My lift can.

Who was the smiling man at the Flower Exhibition and was he flirting?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:13 pm

Senor Gonzalez Mess, nee Moriarty, and he only wanted you for your mind.

Why was he disguised as Ferdinand de Lesseps?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:45 pm

That was the President of Molvania, you silly Elf.

Why does he have myokymia?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

In a curry.

Where will it end?

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:06 am

In a self contained unfurnished sewer under the Euston Road.

Would you care to be be guest victim at the annual exploding ceremony for the Sultan of Dirtistan's birthday?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

The last turkey in the shop will be delighted.

Do you want lesser spotted ardvark pudding for lunch?

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:54 pm

You fool - that kind of thing is only for the rich.

Why must you own a loony moggy who wants to wear a hat and coat?

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:43 am

Own is such a harsh arcane word.

What is the fine line between pain and pleasure?

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:50 am

A 911 call.

Have you found the key?

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Your sausage has gone limp.

How can you cure a limp sausage?

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:40 pm

With chilly chili sauce and serious discussion.

Where do broken sausages go?

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Down

Are you a kipper?

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:56 am

I don't know why you keep talking to that oven glove.

Who stove in your stove?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 173

A jet propelled guiged Naafi.

When are Iron Maiden going to tour the UK again?

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:26 pm

They first have some dates to play in Australia, Bratislava and East Cheam.

What are poloponies?

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:33 pm

The troop mascots of the East Cheam Light Horse.

So did anyone ever work out the name of the murderer in Lady Don't Fall Over Backwards?